My back is straighter than I am, and I literally have scoliosis.
What did the poo say when it fell out of your bum?
"Your anus looks like my mum's bedsheet which is smelly and covered in poo."
I also just wanted to add that a Goonie's anus looks like my nan's mouth.
Bill really said "your body, my choice," like, my man, it's your body, MY choice.
What do you call sweaty titties?
Humititties.
I'm stumped.
"Pull down your pants, pull out my willy, stir your guts round like a hot bowl of chili."
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Draggin’.
Draggin’ who?
Draggin’ these balls around yo’ face.
One day I was just sitting around when my butthole began to grow larger. It grew and grew and began to engulf the other parts of my body until it swallowed them all. Now I am just a big butthole typing this. Please help me!
Knock, knock. Who's there? An armless person. Why? They got stumped on why they contacted you.
My pp.
Yo mama so fat,
Donald Trump himself tried to use her as his border wall in 2016.
Lick my BALLS!
Yo mama so fat, when she went swimming, they found water on Mars!
What do you call a man with no body and no nose?
Nobody knows.
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?
The trom-bone.
What do you call an inexpensive circumcision? A rip-off.
Why'd the girl fall off the swing?
'Cause she had no arms.
Knock, knock!! Who's there?
Not the girl.
Is "buttcheek" one word, or should I spread them?
Male Patient: So, I just pull my pants down and bend over for this prostate exam?
Doctor: Yep.
Male Patient: Ok, I'm ready. Hey! That doesn't feel like a finger.
Doctor: Yep, and I'm not even a doctor.
Do you know Imagine Dragons? Imagine dragon these nuts across your face!
