Body jokes
Your forehead is so big you can headbutt my face and chest at the same time.
Bill really said "your body, my choice," like, my man, it's your body, MY choice.
My back is straighter than I am, and I literally have scoliosis.
What do you call sweaty titties?
Humititties.
I am thinking of removing my spine.
It's only holding me back.
Yo mama so fat, when she went swimming, they found water on Mars!
Is "buttcheek" one word, or should I spread them?
My girlfriend broke up with me because she caught me eating a banana with my butt........
IMAGINE!
Your forehead is so big I could use it to get free TV.
If I were to cut your legs off, would it hurt? Because your legs will be cut off...
You're at a funeral. Your mum says be quiet, so you snigger at the body and say, "Bye forever, bitch."
There are times I miss you, that I wish I could remember where I hid your body.
I'm stumped.
What do you call a man with no body and no nose?
Nobody knows.
I was trying to make homemade baby powder until I realized it isn't made from babies, oops wrong ingredient... smh
Why do women wear panties with flowers on them?
In loving memory of all the faces that have been buried there.
A: What did the lawyer say to the amputee?
Q: You haven't got a leg to stand on.
Why'd the girl fall off the swing?
'Cause she had no arms.
Knock, knock!! Who's there?
Not the girl.
What do you call an inexpensive circumcision? A rip-off.
Yo mama so fat,
Donald Trump himself tried to use her as his border wall in 2016.