Body jokes
What gets hard when tugged and fits perfectly in between boobs... A seatbelt.
Worst joke Ever: What do you call a fat kom? A FAT MOM! LALALALLA!
My pp.
There are times I miss you, that I wish I could remember where I hid your body.
I'm stumped.
Memes
Shitpost master general
This morning I woke up, then took a bath with some chocolate mud. At first, when I turned the damn flossers on, I noticed it wasn't water. It was all chocolate mud, and now my body is all chocolatey.
Lick my BALLS!
You're at a funeral. Your mum says be quiet, so you snigger at the body and say, "Bye forever, bitch."
I am thinking of removing my spine.
It's only holding me back.
Yo mama so fat, when she went swimming, they found water on Mars!
If I were to cut your legs off, would it hurt? Because your legs will be cut off...
Knock, knock. Who's there? An armless person. Why? They got stumped on why they contacted you.
What do you call a man with no body and no nose?
Nobody knows.
One day I was just sitting around when my butthole began to grow larger. It grew and grew and began to engulf the other parts of my body until it swallowed them all. Now I am just a big butthole typing this. Please help me!
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?
The trom-bone.
Your forehead is so big I could use it to get free TV.
My sister said that I need to stop with the audited butt:
I got it from her when I was born.
My girlfriend broke up with me because she caught me eating a banana with my butt........
IMAGINE!
Why'd the girl fall off the swing?
'Cause she had no arms.
Knock, knock!! Who's there?
Not the girl.
What's black, white, and red all over? A nun on her period.