Body jokes
What can’t a person with no arms do: if you're happy and you know it, clap your hands.
What's black, white, and red all over? A nun on her period.
One time a blind person grabbed my arm thinking it was something else.
"Oh wow, this is such an interesting book!"
I only seem to get sick on weekdays. I must have a weekend immune system.
What do you call it when a gay guy farts?
An abortion.
Memes
Where can a gay male that is abled bodied find the location of a glory hole if he is looking for a free and anonymous blowjob from another gay male?
From a physically disabled gay male who is either at the gym 💪 💪 🏋️♂️ or at the rest area ♿️ 🚹 🚽.
Worst joke Ever: What do you call a fat kom? A FAT MOM! LALALALLA!
You're at a funeral. Your mum says be quiet, so you snigger at the body and say, "Bye forever, bitch."
Your forehead is so big I could use it to get free TV.
My girlfriend broke up with me because she caught me eating a banana with my butt........
IMAGINE!
Is "buttcheek" one word, or should I spread them?
Yo mama so fat, when she went swimming, they found water on Mars!
If I were to cut your legs off, would it hurt? Because your legs will be cut off...
I am thinking of removing my spine.
It's only holding me back.
What did the poo say when it fell out of your bum?
"Your anus looks like my mum's bedsheet which is smelly and covered in poo."
I also just wanted to add that a Goonie's anus looks like my nan's mouth.
What gets hard when tugged and fits perfectly in between boobs... A seatbelt.
Your mom is so fat that when she went on the scale, it said, "I need your weight, not your phone number!"
Did you hear about the guy who dipped his balls in glitter? Pretty nuts!
My back is straighter than I am, and I literally have scoliosis.
My sister said that I need to stop with the audited butt:
I got it from her when I was born.