Body jokes
Where can a gay male that is abled bodied find the location of a glory hole if he is looking for a free and anonymous blowjob from another gay male?
From a physically disabled gay male who is either at the gym 💪 💪 🏋️♂️ or at the rest area ♿️ 🚹 🚽.
What's black, white, and red all over? A nun on her period.
I have done a ton of work. A skele-ton.
Yo mama so ugly, she looks like a green bean with googly eyes.
Why'd the girl fall off the swing?
'Cause she had no arms.
Knock, knock!! Who's there?
Not the girl.
I was trying to make homemade baby powder until I realized it isn't made from babies, oops wrong ingredient... smh
Yo mama so fat,
Donald Trump himself tried to use her as his border wall in 2016.
Your leg is straighter than James Charles.
Why do women wear panties with flowers on them?
In loving memory of all the faces that have been buried there.
I only seem to get sick on weekdays. I must have a weekend immune system.
What do you call it when a gay guy farts?
An abortion.
Yo momma so fat, when she farted the Big Bang occurred.
I yo yo-yo yo-yo yo-yo, yo-yo yo-yo you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you ha! Frick, fuck, gosh dang, you’re so big that you can’t ride. This is Builder.
Male Patient: So, I just pull my pants down and bend over for this prostate exam?
Doctor: Yep.
Male Patient: Ok, I'm ready. Hey! That doesn't feel like a finger.
Doctor: Yep, and I'm not even a doctor.
Worst joke Ever: What do you call a fat kom? A FAT MOM! LALALALLA!
What gets hard when tugged and fits perfectly in between boobs... A seatbelt.
Did you hear about the guy who dipped his balls in glitter? Pretty nuts!
What did the poo say when it fell out of your bum?
"Your anus looks like my mum's bedsheet which is smelly and covered in poo."
I also just wanted to add that a Goonie's anus looks like my nan's mouth.
One day I was just sitting around when my butthole began to grow larger. It grew and grew and began to engulf the other parts of my body until it swallowed them all. Now I am just a big butthole typing this. Please help me!
Your forehead is so big you can headbutt my face and chest at the same time.