My girlfriend broke up with me because she caught me eating a banana with my butt........
IMAGINE!
Body Jokes
I'm stumped.
Lick my BALLS!
My pp.
NASA called me and they said they reached your hairline.
One time a blind person grabbed my arm thinking it was something else.
"Oh wow, this is such an interesting book!"
What's black, white, and red all over? A nun on her period.
Why do women wear panties with flowers on them?
In loving memory of all the faces that have been buried there.
I only seem to get sick on weekdays. I must have a weekend immune system.
What do you call it when a gay guy farts?
An abortion.
What do you call an inexpensive circumcision? A rip-off.
Why'd the girl fall off the swing?
'Cause she had no arms.
Knock, knock!! Who's there?
Not the girl.
What can’t a person with no arms do: if you're happy and you know it, clap your hands.
Yo mama so fat,
Donald Trump himself tried to use her as his border wall in 2016.
Your leg is straighter than James Charles.
Yo mama so ugly, she looks like a green bean with googly eyes.
Male Patient: So, I just pull my pants down and bend over for this prostate exam?
Doctor: Yep.
Male Patient: Ok, I'm ready. Hey! That doesn't feel like a finger.
Doctor: Yep, and I'm not even a doctor.
What do you call a man with no body and no nose?
Nobody knows.
One day I was just sitting around when my butthole began to grow larger. It grew and grew and began to engulf the other parts of my body until it swallowed them all. Now I am just a big butthole typing this. Please help me!
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?
The trom-bone.
