If being sexy were a crime, you better lock me up.
Not because I'm sexy, but because I have 5 dead children in my basement.
Why did Stephanie fall off the swing?
Because she has no arms.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Not Stephanie!
What do you call a skinny black dick? A Tootsie Roll.
What do you call a butt that kills people?
An ASSassin :)
What do you call a person with cancer?
A ghost with a body.
What do you call a vagina with multiple clits?
A tongue workout!
What do you call an epileptic midget that works at Little Caesars?
Little Seizures.
My mom said to let Jesus come inside me; now I can't sit down.
What goes in dry and comes out wet?
A dick.
What’s the hardest bit about having anal sex?
Repeatedly getting a cock shoved in your arse🤣
i am a fat girl
Penis, peepee, poopoo!
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N. Oh my gosh, I'm peeing on my shoe, no one knows about it yet!
Why can't Sally hit herself? Because she has no arms.
What do you call a fat fortune teller? A four-chin teller.
Girl, is your butt made of water, because it is tubig?
Worst jokes ever? More like I killed an old man in 2012 in Oklahoma City at that nasty Red Lobster, not the one near the freeway, and hid the body in a creek!
Your mom's so heavy that it caused Atlas, the Titan, to slip a disc.
Your mother is so fat that her BMI (Body Mass Index) exceeds 40, therefore classifying her as morbidly obese.
You should go back into the abortion bucket. Maybe you'll find half a brain in there.
