Body jokes
Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? Because he had no body to go with.
Q: What's red during puberty?
A: The blood on my hands.
If being sexy were a crime, you better lock me up.
Not because I'm sexy, but because I have 5 dead children in my basement.
Yo mama so hairy, her knuckles have sideburns.
Yo mama so hairy, she braids her elbows.
Memes
tryna catch a body??
That awkward moment when a fat kid says, “That’s how I roll.”
What's a little white dot on a priest's dick? A baby tooth.
If someone licks your elbow, you won't feel it.
If you put your ear up to someone's leg, you can hear them say, "WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?!"
What do my mom and a basketball have in common?
My mom's tits and ass are bouncy, just like a basketball.
You're so fat,
when you stepped on the scale,
Buzz Lightyear came out and said,
"To infinity and beyond!"
My penis is big and long, what else is... my condom... cucumber.
What does the man cheeseburger say to the girl cheeseburger?
“You got nice buns!”
What kind of ankle are you? A broken ankle.
Why don't ants get sick?
Because they have anty-bodies.
I hope Stephen Hawking was an organ donor, 'cause I need some parts for my go-cart.
Do you ever consider during the cremation that the meat is well done?
What do a penis and a Rubik's Cube have in common? The more you play with it, the harder it gets.
Don't tell me I haven't got balls. I just happen to wear mine on my chest, and I can guarantee they're a lot bigger than yours!
Why do midgets giggle when they run?
Because the grass tickles their balls.
They are hairy.