What do a penis and a Rubik's Cube have in common? The more you play with it, the harder it gets.
Body Jokes
You're so skinny, you use chapstick as deodorant.
Why do midgets giggle when they run?
Because the grass tickles their balls.
Have you seen Dolly Parton's new shoes? Neither has she!
What did one butt cheek say to the other?
"Together we can stop this shit."
Yo hairline is built like the Mississippi River.
Eat my ass!
Is "butt check" one word, or do I have to spread it?
Why do midgets laugh when they run?
Because the grass is tickling their ballsacks!
Let's say I was immortal. No matter what I did, I would be alive. But, the catch is I’m the least flexible and least strong person in the world.
Now, I get my head chopped off. What would I do? I would roll over to my headless body and figure out what it's like to suck my own dick.
Why did the nose cross the road to find the person who "nose"?
I used to have a skeleton of jokes, now my supply is bone dry. Guess I wasn’t that femurous.
A skeleton walks into the hospital and said: "Doctor, Doctor, I broke my leg!" The doctor said: "I see..."
If someone licks your elbow, you won't feel it.
If you put your ear up to someone's leg, you can hear them say, "WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?!"
If being sexy were a crime, you better lock me up.
Not because I'm sexy, but because I have 5 dead children in my basement.
Q: What's red during puberty?
A: The blood on my hands.
There's something on your chin, no, the third one down.
What do my mom and a basketball have in common?
My mom's tits and ass are bouncy, just like a basketball.
Why don't ants get sick?
Because they have anty-bodies.
One day, I put a lady taffy on my ass.
