Girl is your butt made of water, because it is tubig
my grandpas last words were, why is there a body in my kitchen.
no witnessess
If your nose runs and your feet smell, you are probably built upside down.
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Whats a cow's strongest part of their body?
Their "Calfs"!
is it just me or ever body has a Darkside like a psycho side and then you act like crazy for some reason
People ask me, are you an organ donor?
"Yeah, over my dead body."
When your boy tries to have a bad day while you're on your period:
Oh you have a cold? How rude of me. I just laid an egg and now my body is ripping down the walls of my uterus. But can I get you a tissue?
I used to be a man in a woman’s body. And then I was born.
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people say your body is 75% is water while mine 100% full of coffee
Did you see that car crash today where the guy got the entire left side of his body cut off? He's all right now
We have a new member of staff here today. He has no arms, no legs and no body. He will be known as "The Head".
Why do cheetahs have spots out side of there body’s
Because they don’t have they in the inside
yo body so plastic that a turtle could choke on your peeled skin
What am I if my neck is covered in red bumps, my ears are the size of a giant corn cob, my skin is ruby red, my eyes are bloodshot, I have green skin, and fur growing all over my body? Horribly ugly.
This morning I woke up then took a bath with some chocolate mud at first when i turn the damn flossers on. i notice it wasn't water it's was all chocolate mud and now my body is all chocolatly.
Did you know your pupils are the last part to stop working when you die? They dilate.
What does the word circumcise mean?
Cut off a boy's or a man's dick, or cut off a girl's or a woman's foreskin.
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