Body jokes
How many balls do you have on your body?
2. Your butt.
Your forehead got a restraining order from your hairline.
What has a head, a tail, but no body?
What do you call a girl with one leg? Ilean.
You’ve got something on your face. Wait, no, it’s just missing something. My dick.
How to protect your nuts from being hit: Just get hard.
Jelianis' forehead😈
What did one skeleton say to the other?
Skeleton 1: "I need a hand!"
Skeleton 2: (Throws up hand)
Skeleton 1: "That wasn't very humerus."
Skeleton 2: "Why do you have to be so heartless?"
Skeleton 1: "At least I had the guts to tell you!"
Yo mama so fat,
Donald Trump himself tried to use her as his border wall in 2016.
Did you hear about the guy who dipped his balls in glitter? Pretty nuts!
Say "eye," smell "map," say "ness."
(I am a penis!) HA HA!
I was trying to make homemade baby powder until I realized it isn't made from babies, oops wrong ingredient... smh
Your momma is so fat, when she got in the Pacific, she became the Pacific Ocean.
Your mama's so ugly, she got everything for free.
What did the poo say when it fell out of your bum?
"Your anus looks like my mum's bedsheet which is smelly and covered in poo."
I also just wanted to add that a Goonie's anus looks like my nan's mouth.
When you split Uranus in half, it is "ur-anus." That's why it has a butts joke. Weird.
Ur dick.
Where can a gay male that is abled bodied find the location of a glory hole if he is looking for a free and anonymous blowjob from another gay male?
From a physically disabled gay male who is either at the gym 💪 💪 🏋️♂️ or at the rest area ♿️ 🚹 🚽.
One day I was just sitting around when my butthole began to grow larger. It grew and grew and began to engulf the other parts of my body until it swallowed them all. Now I am just a big butthole typing this. Please help me!
Yo mama so fat that when she went to take a crap... she couldn't even take a crap!
Yo mama so hairy, she braids her elbows.