Unbelievable! When doctors touch my body, it’s alright, but if I do the same to some lady apparently it’s “harassment!”
There are 206 bones in the human body 207 when I'm at a nursery
Don't listen to people when they say you have a dad bod. you don't. You have a father figure
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Ryan: Mother, if you had 10 cookies, and I took 4 away from you, how much do you have? Mother: I will still have ten cookies, because I will not give any to you. Ryan: What if I forcefully take 4 cookies away from you. Mother: I will have 10 cookies and a dead body.
Ryan and his mother had cookies than day. Ryan took all 10 cookies. He was never seen again. R.I.P Ryan
I gotta song for Hawaii baby you light up my world like no body els
I have no legs
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I think my penis has facial recognition
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Why Cant You Nose Be Twelve Inches Because Then it Would Be A Foot
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"Did you hear about the guy who got the left side of his body amputated? He’s all right now."
What part in the body does an adult not need but actually needs to live?
A KIDNey
Well, we've removed all of the excess fat from your body and all that's left I'm afraid is the wig, Mrs. Trump.
Store owner: u have to be 40 inches tall to go into the adult section.
Kid: please.
Store owner: oh okay but get on ur tippy toes.
Kid: ever body is hugging
What it the toughest part of the human body? Anal hair, all shit that they go through.
Shorts go up,Pants go down Body to Body, Skin to Skin When its sniff, Stick it in It goes in dry and comes out wet And the longer its in the stronger it gets it comes out dripping and starts to sag
Its not what you think it is its a LIPTON TEA BAG
Get your mind together
How much balls do you have on your body 2 your butt
