Body jokes

Yo mama's so fat that even Dora don't have time to explore her!

Me: I have an arrow in my head.

My friend: What's the point of that?

Me: Of the arrow?

Friend: No!

Me: Probably the flint.

Why did the dwarf laugh when he walked on the field?

The grass was tickling his balls.

Yo mama's so stupid, she put lipstick on her forehead to make up her mind.

How do fuck a really fat chick?

Roll her in flour and look for the wet spot.

Why did the skeleton cross the road? To prove he had guts! :)

Poop and balls through the walls!

My penis is so polite. It stands up so girls can sit down.

I was going to think of a good amputee joke...

But I’m stumped.

A hand is always sad when it sees a dick is going inside.

Did you hear about the guy that dipped his balls in glitter?

Pretty nuts, huh?

Imagine a dragon 🤔.

Imagine me dragging these nuts across your face.

Wanna see my pp again?

If someone licks your elbow, you won't feel it.

If you put your ear up to someone's leg, you can hear them say, "WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?!"

I farted how bout u?

Did you know what my grandpa wanted for Christmas? A new ass because his one has a crack on it.

What did the nose say to the finger?

"Stop picking me!"

What kind of ankle are you? A broken ankle.

What did Stephen Hawking love that couldn't move?

Himself, ps particularly his whole body. I was gonna say his legs, but then I remembered he was fully paralysed and was like shitttttttttttttttttttttttttttt.

You're so skinny, you can hula-hoop with Fruit Loops!