Why did the Polish urologist cut his cock off with a knife?
To take care of his erectile dysfunction.
Body Jokes
Dad: School is canceled, I think your teacher died or something.
Me: Wow, they found the body already?
Dad: :/
What's the difference between you and a fridge? The fridge doesn't moan when I put my meat in.
How did the hillbilly mother find out her daughter entered puberty? Her son's dick tasted funny.
For boys, life is a lot like a penis: simple, soft, straight, relaxed, and hanging freely......... then a woman makes it really hard.😩😉😏
What goes Snap, Crackle, and Pop?
A neck.
Why does the nucleus feel trapped?
Because it’s inside a cell!
The teacher asked her student to say the alphabet. The student recited the alphabet: "abcdefghijklmnoqrstuvwxyz". "Where's the p?" He looked down to the floor and said: "it's running down my legs".
Why was Stephen Hawking's wife mad at him?
She caught him having an affair with his shoulder.
Johnny Depp to a 15-year-old girl: "Wow, look at that sexy body! Savvy!"
Michael Jackson, when talking about a 6-year-old boy: "The boy is mine! That doggone boy is mine! Don't waste your time...."
Donald Trump, Bill Clinton, and Jeffrey Epstein entering and exclaiming, "Wow, this place is more fun than the Playboy Mansion!"
My bitch as flat as her grannie's heartbeat.
Man: "Is your body from McDonald's?"
Woman: "Why, because you're loving it?"
Man: "No, because it's fat and greasy."
What does the penis say to the condom? "Cover me I'm going inside."
Yo mama so fat that she was born on the 3rd, 4th, and 5th of March.
Why wasn't the infant's entire body found?
Because the limbs are scattered around 43°17.7355’N, 113°58.4205’W.
I finally know why my brain doesn't work!
On the left side, there's nothing right, and on the right side, there's nothing left.
They say that the tongue is the strongest muscle in the human body. Wanna fight? 👅💦
The FBI wants to steal my penis. Can I hide it inside you?
What’s green and yellow and eats at your nuts?
Gonorrhea.
In death, what is the only organ in a woman's body to remain warm?
My dick.
