Body jokes
I used to hate foot fungus, but now it's growing on me.
What is the difference between a detective company and a man with eyes on his butt?
One has a private eye, and the other has eyed privates.
There was an air crash of a Boeing 737-800 which can carry around 300 passengers.
It crashed in a cemetery.
They recovered 500 bodies.
Why didn't the skeleton want to make art anymore?
He didn't have the heart to put into it.
You're so fat you can't see your penis when you piss.
“I’m a woman trapped in a man’s body” = you’re a weak man who was blindly brainwashed into being a woke joke.
Did you hear about that one guy who dipped his balls in paint?
My friend said they were “Pretty nuts!”
I put a magnet in my butthole and made the teachers smell it.
Suck my balls!
What is your name?
My ankle is named Samantha.
Why did the dwarf laugh when he walked on the field?
The grass was tickling his balls.
"Jizzy jazz all over my ass."
What is Uranus' favorite exercise? ... Hy knees.
Ty choked on DT’s willy.
Yo mama's so stupid, she put lipstick on her forehead to make up her mind.
How do fuck a really fat chick?
Roll her in flour and look for the wet spot.
What do you call a person with only one arm?
Half-assed.
Did you know what my grandpa wanted for Christmas? A new ass because his one has a crack on it.
Your forehead is so big that I could draw the map of the world on it.
You're so skinny, you can hula-hoop with Fruit Loops!
I once met a skeleton. I asked if I could tell him a joke. He agreed. I told it to him. He found it quite “humerus”.