Body jokes
My thighs have a different texture pack than the rest of me.
Dad: School is canceled, I think your teacher died or something.
Me: Wow, they found the body already?
Dad: :/
What's the difference between you and a fridge? The fridge doesn't moan when I put my meat in.
How did the hillbilly mother find out her daughter entered puberty? Her son's dick tasted funny.
For boys, life is a lot like a penis: simple, soft, straight, relaxed, and hanging freely......... then a woman makes it really hard.😩😉😏
Memes
Why does the nucleus feel trapped?
Because it’s inside a cell!
The teacher asked her student to say the alphabet. The student recited the alphabet: "abcdefghijklmnoqrstuvwxyz". "Where's the p?" He looked down to the floor and said: "it's running down my legs".
Why was Stephen Hawking's wife mad at him?
She caught him having an affair with his shoulder.
Digging stuff up is too hard.
I guess necrophilia isn’t for everybody.
Man: "Is your body from McDonald's?"
Woman: "Why, because you're loving it?"
Man: "No, because it's fat and greasy."
A boy and a girl are showering together. The girl looks down and says to the boy, "Hey, can I touch it?" The boy replies, "Oh hell nah. You already ripped yours off."
My friend told me my wrist wasn't a cutting board. So I asked her if hers was at all, and if I could borrow it.
In death, what is the only organ in a woman's body to remain warm?
My dick.
Roses are red, grass is greener. When I think of you, I play with my wiener.
What does the penis say to the condom? "Cover me I'm going inside."
I finally know why my brain doesn't work!
On the left side, there's nothing right, and on the right side, there's nothing left.
They say that the tongue is the strongest muscle in the human body. Wanna fight? 👅💦
The FBI wants to steal my penis. Can I hide it inside you?
What’s green and yellow and eats at your nuts?
Gonorrhea.
What did the elephant say to the naked man?
"How do you breathe through something so small?"