My thighs have a different texture pack than the rest of me.
Why did the Polish urologist cut his cock off with a knife?
To take care of his erectile dysfunction.
What's the difference between you and a fridge? The fridge doesn't moan when I put my meat in.
How did the hillbilly mother find out her daughter entered puberty? Her son's dick tasted funny.
For boys, life is a lot like a penis: simple, soft, straight, relaxed, and hanging freely......... then a woman makes it really hard.😩😉😏
What goes Snap, Crackle, and Pop?
A neck.
Why does the nucleus feel trapped?
Because it’s inside a cell!
The teacher asked her student to say the alphabet. The student recited the alphabet: "abcdefghijklmnoqrstuvwxyz". "Where's the p?" He looked down to the floor and said: "it's running down my legs".
Why was Stephen Hawking's wife mad at him?
She caught him having an affair with his shoulder.
My bitch as flat as her grannie's heartbeat.
Man: "Is your body from McDonald's?"
Woman: "Why, because you're loving it?"
Man: "No, because it's fat and greasy."
What does the penis say to the condom? "Cover me I'm going inside."
Why wasn't the infant's entire body found?
Because the limbs are scattered around 43°17.7355’N, 113°58.4205’W.
Yo mama so fat that she was born on the 3rd, 4th, and 5th of March.
What’s green and yellow and eats at your nuts?
Gonorrhea.
The FBI wants to steal my penis. Can I hide it inside you?
They say that the tongue is the strongest muscle in the human body. Wanna fight? 👅💦
Roses are red, grass is greener. When I think of you, I play with my wiener.
In death, what is the only organ in a woman's body to remain warm?
My dick.
Johnny Depp to a 15-year-old girl: "Wow, look at that sexy body! Savvy!"
Michael Jackson, when talking about a 6-year-old boy: "The boy is mine! That doggone boy is mine! Don't waste your time...."
Donald Trump, Bill Clinton, and Jeffrey Epstein entering and exclaiming, "Wow, this place is more fun than the Playboy Mansion!"
