you so fat
when you stepped on the scale
Buzz Lightyear came out and said
“to INFINITY and beyond”
you so fat
when you stepped on the scale
Buzz Lightyear came out and said
“to INFINITY and beyond”
I used to be a man trapped in a woman’s body. But then I was born.
What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a dead body? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.
Did you hear about the guy that was cutting off people's feet and taking them.
It took my sole
46. I made a website for orphans. It doesn’t have a home page.
52. What’s the difference between a Lamborghini and a dead body? I don’t have a Lamborghini in my garage.
54. What is the difference between Iron man and Iron Woman? One is a superhero and the other is a simple command.
My depressed body would look great hanging from a tree...
People ask me, are you an organ donor?
"Yeah, over my dead body."
What's the difference between a dead body and a Lamborghini
I don't have Lamborghini in my garage