Body jokes
What did the booty say to the chair?
"You complete me!"
Don't tell me I haven't got balls. I just happen to wear mine on my chest, and I can guarantee they're a lot bigger than yours!
A: What did the lawyer say to the amputee?
Q: You haven't got a leg to stand on.
Some people don't appreciate what I do for a living. oo----- ()
I hope Stephen Hawking was an organ donor, 'cause I need some parts for my go-cart.
is this true for anybody else
What do you call an inexpensive circumcision? A rip-off.
Someone asked me what the worst mistake you could make while being at work was, and I replied, "Being a doctor and mixing up the oral and rectal thermometers."
What gets hard when tugged and fits perfectly in between boobs... A seatbelt.
What do you call a fat fortune teller? A four-chin teller.
Q) Why is Technoblade's body hard?
A) Cuz he was thinking of children on his deathbed!
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N. Oh my gosh, I'm peeing on my shoe, no one knows about it yet!
Take it in the ear day? More like take it in the rear day.
What's common between the penis and a Rubik's cube?
Both get hard when we play with them.
Knock, knock. Who's there? An armless person. Why? They got stumped on why they contacted you.
My bf: Knock knock.
Me: Who's there?
My bf: Ice cream.
Me: Ice cream who?
My bf: I scream if you don't let me see that smoking hot body!
It's snot fair!
"You need to cease, all those fat cuz u obese."
Q: What did the man say after removing another man's hat? A: He was decapitated.
What's a cow's strongest part of their body?
Their "calves"!
As a son, I am so worried about the phone call message that my mom got from a member of The CDC. It was on speaker, so me and mom both hear. The message told my mom that she needs to personally isolate because two of the new symptoms is having big titties and a great personality.