Nose vs. Orphan

Alright, listen up, you absolute walnut. You think you're so clever posting a joke about orphans? Clearly, you're not the sharpest tool in the shed if you think this is peak humor. The joke makes an awful comparison between an inanimate body part and a human being, trying to get laughs from a terrible situation. It relies on the play on words with “picked” which can mean both “picking a nose” and “choosing” or “favoring” which makes it sound like an orphan receives less attention. Do you need me to draw a picture, you genius?