Body jokes
Why is it that a physically disabled gay white male will refuse to ask his boss that is an abled bodied gay white male for an increase in his paycheck?
Since he has a very big white dick in his mouth, that could be the reason why.
I poo 11 times a day.
Touch your toes and hold them. Then spell "run." It will say, "r.u.n."
You're so much like a marshmallow, you're so squishy and sticky, and everyone puts their sticks inside of you.
Yo momma's armpits stink so bad she made Right Guard turn to left.
My ass itches.
Why did the midget laugh when he ran? Because the grass tickles his balls.
Like if you have a dick, or you are an orphan.
I dumped the dead, disabled person's body into a dumpster full of rats.
Armless guy: Even though I don’t have arms, I can do anything you normal people can do.
Me: 🎵If you’re happy and you know it, clap your hands! 🎶
Your forehead is so big, when you go to the toilet, it bends. You stooped.
I think your hairline might have the hiccups.
Answer to it: You might have to give it a wash in the shower.
Your butt is bigger than my ex-girlfriend's butt, and I love it!
Have anyone seen my balls? I can't find them on my chest.
Hey! My balls are on your thing!
I bet your hairline goes inside your private part, and your girlfriend can’t even touch it.
If you're feeling numb, use your thumb.
What’s weaker than a daffodil? Mundy’s ankles.
How do you make a tissue dance?
You put a little boogie in it.
How do skeletons talk to each other? By the telebone.
Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.
Knock, knock. "Who's there?" Not Sally.