Body jokes
Why did the midget laugh when he ran? Because the grass tickles his balls.
Like if you have a dick, or you are an orphan.
I arrived at basketball and I asked little Jimmy if he brought the basketballs, and he said, "Nope, but I got two right here!"
Have anyone seen my balls? I can't find them on my chest.
Hey! My balls are on your thing!
Can I put my balls in your jaw <3?
Gimme a nickel or I'll tickle your pickle!
Big feet equals mini meat.
Why didn't the teddy bear go to the gym?
Because he didn't want to get ripped.
A sister went to her brother's room and says,
"I'm scared, can I sleep with you?"
"Yes, sis."
"What is this?" (pointing at his dick)
"My pet snake."
"Can I pet it?"
"Yes."
He wakes up in a hospital.
"What happened?"
"Your snake spit on me, so I bit his head off."
"You dummy!"
"Whaaat?"
Why did my mouth say no to butt? Because that would be too much sex.
Do you know what a reverse exorcism is?
It's when the demon tells the priest to exit the child's body.
What's the artist imagine something?
Imagine Dragons!
Imagine draggin' these nuts across your face!
What should people do with their floppy dicks?
I give them a good wiggle waggle to raise awareness of something!
I have (I HAVE) bolas.
How much do pirate earrings cost? 🤔
Answer: A buck an ear. 🤣
How much did the liver weigh?
It weighed a skeleTON.
What did the chicken say when he saw a human running around uncontrollably?
"It's running around like a chicken with its head cut off!"
When you go to the priest's basement, you will always find the pope's body and his children in the corner of the room.
Take a water bottle, shake it, you got piss.
Your head so big you can wash a big TV on it!