Body jokes

Hey, you have something on your chin, no the 3rd one down.

What is the toughest part of the human body?

Anal hair, all the shit that they go through.

So little Susie came home and said, "Mom, little Johnny showed me his pecker."

And her mom said, "WHAT?!"

And little Susie was like, "Yeah, it reminded me of a peanut." Her mom said, "Oh, because it was so small?"

Susie said, "No, because it tasted salty."

Did you know your pupils are the last part to stop working when you die? They dilate.

Why did Stephanie fall off the swing?

Because she has no arms.

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Not Stephanie!

There's something on your chin... no, the 3rd one.

Yo mama so fat, she needs to go to the gym.

What goes in and out and saves your life but is not sexual?

Diabetes.

If a skinny person wants to gain weight, does that make them a trans fat?

Big feet equals mini meat.

I am a fat girl.

Timmy goes to the doctor and says, "There's a crack in my butt, doctor." Timmy, there is a crack in everyone's butt, see?

Your mom is so fat she won't be in a coffin when she dies. She won't fit in it.

You're so fat, you drank an invisibility potion, and everyone could still see you!

Joe mama so fat when she weighs herself, the weigh explodes.

What happens when you have dry elbows at work?

You don't have any elbow grease to put into it.

What is your body like? Soft.

There was a guy who got his entire left side cut off. Don’t worry, he is all right now.

Little Johnny was not paying attention in class, so the teacher told him, "Do you know what happens when you don't pay attention?"

Little Johnny said, "No, what?"

She answered, "The principal's office."

Then little Johnny said, "Hey teach, do you know what it means when you have balls on your chin?"

The teacher answered, "No, what?"

"You have a d!ck in your mouth!"

Why does Sophia have no ears? Her mom gave her, her first haircut.