Body jokes
Armless guy: Even though I don’t have arms, I can do anything you normal people can do.
Me: 🎵If you’re happy and you know it, clap your hands! 🎶
I dumped the dead, disabled person's body into a dumpster full of rats.
Do you wanna lose ten pounds of ugly fat? Cut off your head.
My ass itches.
You're so skinny the world turns to the left!
Memes
My penis is so polite. It stands up so girls can sit down.
Why did the midget laugh when he ran? Because the grass tickles his balls.
Like if you have a dick, or you are an orphan.
I arrived at basketball and I asked little Jimmy if he brought the basketballs, and he said, "Nope, but I got two right here!"
Have anyone seen my balls? I can't find them on my chest.
Hey! My balls are on your thing!
Can I put my balls in your jaw <3?
Gimme a nickel or I'll tickle your pickle!
Big feet equals mini meat.
Why didn't the teddy bear go to the gym?
Because he didn't want to get ripped.
A sister went to her brother's room and says,
"I'm scared, can I sleep with you?"
"Yes, sis."
"What is this?" (pointing at his dick)
"My pet snake."
"Can I pet it?"
"Yes."
He wakes up in a hospital.
"What happened?"
"Your snake spit on me, so I bit his head off."
"You dummy!"
"Whaaat?"
Why did my mouth say no to butt? Because that would be too much sex.
Do you know what a reverse exorcism is?
It's when the demon tells the priest to exit the child's body.
What's the artist imagine something?
Imagine Dragons!
Imagine draggin' these nuts across your face!
What should people do with their floppy dicks?
I give them a good wiggle waggle to raise awareness of something!
I have (I HAVE) bolas.