Body jokes

I dumped the dead, disabled person's body into a dumpster full of rats.

Gimme a nickel or I'll tickle your pickle!

Touch your toes and hold them. Then spell "run." It will say, "r.u.n."

You're so much like a marshmallow, you're so squishy and sticky, and everyone puts their sticks inside of you.

You're so short that I had to ask God why he made you short-ass toothpick legs.

I bet your hairline goes inside your private part, and your girlfriend can’t even touch it.

I think your hairline might have the hiccups.

Answer to it: You might have to give it a wash in the shower.

Do you wanna lose ten pounds of ugly fat? Cut off your head.

My ass itches.

I poo 11 times a day.

Yo momma's armpits stink so bad she made Right Guard turn to left.

Your butt is bigger than my ex-girlfriend's butt, and I love it!

Armless guy: Even though I don’t have arms, I can do anything you normal people can do.

Me: 🎵If you’re happy and you know it, clap your hands! 🎶

My penis is so polite. It stands up so girls can sit down.

Have anyone seen my balls? I can't find them on my chest.

Hey! My balls are on your thing!

Yo mama so fat, she had to get baptized in the ocean.

What do you call a person with no arms and legs?

You can call him whatever you want; he's not coming.

Yo momma's legs are like cottage cheese: white and chunky.

Yo momma's so dirty that when I asked what was for dinner, she sat on the table, opened her legs, and said "Crabs."

Say _______ is so flat that when someone hit them, they got a paper cut!

Why didn't the teddy bear go to the gym?

Because he didn't want to get ripped.