Body jokes

My ass itches.

Like if you have a dick, or you are an orphan.

I dumped the dead, disabled person's body into a dumpster full of rats.

I bet your hairline goes inside your private part, and your girlfriend can’t even touch it.

I think your hairline might have the hiccups.

Answer to it: You might have to give it a wash in the shower.

Touch your toes and hold them. Then spell "run." It will say, "r.u.n."

Your butt is bigger than my ex-girlfriend's butt, and I love it!

Armless guy: Even though I don’t have arms, I can do anything you normal people can do.

Me: 🎵If you’re happy and you know it, clap your hands! 🎶

Your momma so fat she can feed [the] entire continent of Africa with her fat!

What do you call a person with no arms and legs?

You can call him whatever you want; he's not coming.

Yo mama so fat, she had to get baptized in the ocean.

Yo momma's legs are like cottage cheese: white and chunky.

Yo momma's so dirty that when I asked what was for dinner, she sat on the table, opened her legs, and said "Crabs."

What did one butt say to the other?

Something brown is slithering down.

Get the gun, shoot it up your bum!

I ate Taco Bell last night. I pooped out your hairline.

Your momma is so hairy that when you were born, you got rug burn.

Can I put my balls in your jaw <3?

What did one ballsack say to another?

"You stay here, I'll go pee."

What do you call a school that can talk?

A school with a face!

Why was the skeleton sad at the dance?

Because it had "no body" to go with.