Gimme a nickel or I'll tickle your pickle!
Body Jokes
Big feet equals mini meat.
Why didn't the teddy bear go to the gym?
Because he didn't want to get ripped.
A sister went to her brother's room and says,
"I'm scared, can I sleep with you?"
"Yes, sis."
"What is this?" (pointing at his dick)
"My pet snake."
"Can I pet it?"
"Yes."
He wakes up in a hospital.
"What happened?"
"Your snake spit on me, so I bit his head off."
"You dummy!"
"Whaaat?"
Why did my mouth say no to butt? Because that would be too much sex.
Do you know what a reverse exorcism is?
It's when the demon tells the priest to exit the child's body.
What's the artist imagine something?
Imagine Dragons!
Imagine draggin' these nuts across your face!
What should people do with their floppy dicks?
I give them a good wiggle waggle to raise awareness of something!
I have (I HAVE) bolas.
How much do pirate earrings cost? 🤔
Answer: A buck an ear. 🤣
How much did the liver weigh?
It weighed a skeleTON.
What did the chicken say when he saw a human running around uncontrollably?
"It's running around like a chicken with its head cut off!"
When you go to the priest's basement, you will always find the pope's body and his children in the corner of the room.
Take a water bottle, shake it, you got piss.
Your head so big you can wash a big TV on it!
People are fighting in a war, and a man gets hit four times in the arm and says, "'Tis but a scratch!"
And the other guy, looking at him in shock, says, "A scratch? Your arm is off your body!"
What's the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer?
The taste!
Why did the skeleton never get cold? Because it went right through him!
What did the ass say to the joke?
"You crack me up!"
How do you make an ass laugh?
Crack a CHEEKY JOKE.
