Body jokes

What's the artist imagine something?

Imagine Dragons!

Imagine draggin' these nuts across your face!

What should people do with their floppy dicks?

I give them a good wiggle waggle to raise awareness of something!

Say _______ is so flat that when someone hit them, they got a paper cut!

Do you know what a reverse exorcism is?

It's when the demon tells the priest to exit the child's body.

Why did my mouth say no to butt? Because that would be too much sex.

Why didn't the teddy bear go to the gym?

Because he didn't want to get ripped.

What did the fat guy say to the skinny guy?

Fat guy: Does this look fat on me?

Skinny guy: No, I don’t think it’s that.

Fat guy: Thinking.

My penis is so polite. It stands up so girls can sit down.

Have anyone seen my balls? I can't find them on my chest.

Hey! My balls are on your thing!

I dumped the dead, disabled person's body into a dumpster full of rats.

Gimme a nickel or I'll tickle your pickle!

I arrived at basketball and I asked little Jimmy if he brought the basketballs, and he said, "Nope, but I got two right here!"

I bet your hairline goes inside your private part, and your girlfriend can’t even touch it.

I think your hairline might have the hiccups.

Answer to it: You might have to give it a wash in the shower.

Your butt is bigger than my ex-girlfriend's butt, and I love it!

Armless guy: Even though I don’t have arms, I can do anything you normal people can do.

Me: 🎵If you’re happy and you know it, clap your hands! 🎶

You're so skinny the world turns to the left!

Big feet equals mini meat.

Why did the midget laugh when he ran? Because the grass tickles his balls.

Like if you have a dick, or you are an orphan.