Body jokes

What did the skeleton say when he fell on his funny bone? He laughed!

How do butts start a conversation?

"Let's cut to the chase!"

Why do midgets laugh while they run?

The grass tickles their balls.

What's the difference between limbs of babies and a dick?

I've never sucked on dicks.

Your Mom so fat that she went on to commit suicide, but the roof fell off.....

Why do men midgets laugh when they run?

Because their balls get tickled by the grass.

I put a magnet in my butthole and made the teachers smell it.

That moment when you poop 😂

Yo mama so fat, her swimming is Sea World.

A girl looked in the fridge. She got mad that somebody ate the last ice cream cone. She ran into her sister's room and said, "This is why you're fat!" Then fell down the stairs. Good thing she had that belly roll to save her.

I always felt like a man trapped in a woman's body. But then I was born.

But in my defense, I was young then, and I had a womb without a view.

Why didn't the skeleton want to make art anymore?

He didn't have the heart to put into it.

I slit my wrists.

What do you call a person with no eyebrows?

Ms. Burgos.

Someone: Hey, are you a skeleton?

A skeleton: Of course, I have a SKELE-ton of fans!

Friend, you so faaaat.

Me: Boy, at least I'm not built like a Nintendo Switch.

What do you call a person with only one arm?

Half-assed.

I was in Portugal enjoying my lunch when I saw a man choking! I wanted to save him, but a local stopped me. “That’s Penandes, he always chokes when it matters most and ghosts in big games.” True enough, Penandes’ Ghost emerged from his body! Poor Penandes, may he get well soon!

If Red gets voted out, what happened?

Red is not voted out, Red is a hacker, so he kills Blue. OK, so someone found Blue's body. Red said, "Where?"

Lime, Green, and Purple said, "How is Red not dead?"

Red: "I am a hacker, you noobs!"

Lime, Green, and Purple run.

Red killed them all. Red is the win, but he is not the win.

Black killed Red. Black is the win.

LOL

What is 6" long, bright red, and your wife cries when you feed it to her?

Her miscarriage.