Body jokes
What did the egg who was sun bathing say to the other egg? Don't look at my crack!
What did the skeleton say when he fell on his funny bone? He laughed!
What's the difference between limbs of babies and a dick?
I've never sucked on dicks.
That moment when you poop 😂
Why do midgets laugh while they run?
The grass tickles their balls.
I put a magnet in my butthole and made the teachers smell it.
A girl looked in the fridge. She got mad that somebody ate the last ice cream cone. She ran into her sister's room and said, "This is why you're fat!" Then fell down the stairs. Good thing she had that belly roll to save her.
I always felt like a man trapped in a woman's body. But then I was born.
But in my defense, I was young then, and I had a womb without a view.
What do you call a person with only one arm?
Half-assed.
Why did the skeleton not tell jokes? It lost its funny bone. Maybe you should try putting it back.
I slit my wrists.
Yo mama so fat, her swimming is Sea World.
What do you call a person with no eyebrows?
Ms. Burgos.
Someone: Hey, are you a skeleton?
A skeleton: Of course, I have a SKELE-ton of fans!
Friend, you so faaaat.
Me: Boy, at least I'm not built like a Nintendo Switch.
Why didn't the skeleton want to make art anymore?
He didn't have the heart to put into it.
What do you call a person with no arms or legs lying face first in a river? Bob.
What do you call two people with no arms or legs standing in front of a window? Curt and Rod.
What do you call a skeleton with no arms? An un-armed skeleton.
I was in Portugal enjoying my lunch when I saw a man choking! I wanted to save him, but a local stopped me. “That’s Penandes, he always chokes when it matters most and ghosts in big games.” True enough, Penandes’ Ghost emerged from his body! Poor Penandes, may he get well soon!
If Red gets voted out, what happened?
Red is not voted out, Red is a hacker, so he kills Blue. OK, so someone found Blue's body. Red said, "Where?"
Lime, Green, and Purple said, "How is Red not dead?"
Red: "I am a hacker, you noobs!"
Lime, Green, and Purple run.
Red killed them all. Red is the win, but he is not the win.
Black killed Red. Black is the win.
LOL