Poooooooooooooooooooooop!
My dick's so big, I stuck it in your mom's loose hole.
What's long, white, and thick? My dick.
Your butt is so fat, I can remove 90% of beauty with a tissue.
You know what they say: "Location, location, location." So my dad stuck a thermometer up his butt, and now he has degrees.
“I’m a woman trapped in a man’s body” = you’re a weak man who was blindly brainwashed into being a woke joke.
Maybe your butt good? Maybe bad... I'M GOING TO LAUGH!
"Hey man, what’s your name? Oh, my name is... Do your balls hang low? Can you swing it to and fro? Can you tie it in a knot? Can you tie it in a bow?"
Why was the fanny flat?
So it can flop about.
Have you heard of dideys?
Dideys balls fit in your mouth.
It’s nice hitting it from the back when my wife has wide hips.
Her butt cheeks look like big huge ball sacks as my thighs smack up against them when I’m thrusting. I like to finish off by grinding my weiner up and down her back like a gay man frotting his schlong on his partner’s ding dong.
Two guys are on a plane. One of the guys' name is Jack. The other is Peter.
Peter: "Hi Jack."
Flight Attendant: "You're going to hijack the plane?!?"
Jack: "No, my name is Ja-"
Flight Attendant: "Everybody stay calm! These two men are going to hijack the plane!"
Jack: "No, no. My name is Jack and my friend here is an idiot."
My dick is hard, what's your name?
I have two heads, four eyes, and six ears, what am I?
Ugly.
What do boobs and toys have in common?
Kids end up playing with toys, but adults end up playing with boobs.
My brother puts his butt in his face and says, "Kyle, you're cracking me up!"
What is the difference between a human and a magic house?
To the Earth, is the human body of the human being human? Is it human? Human can be the one day today after the night is the snow time and a.
Your hairline is so bent, not even NASA can find it.
Just 'cause I have a big penis doesn't mean I can't have sex.
Joe, I wish you had never asked me to scout for a fresh tight end.
Kasper has a tiny penis.
