What did the skeleton say when he fell on his funny bone? He laughed!
Body Jokes
What did the egg who was sun bathing say to the other egg? Don't look at my crack!
I was in Portugal enjoying my lunch when I saw a man choking! I wanted to save him, but a local stopped me. “That’s Penandes, he always chokes when it matters most and ghosts in big games.” True enough, Penandes’ Ghost emerged from his body! Poor Penandes, may he get well soon!
If Red gets voted out, what happened?
Red is not voted out, Red is a hacker, so he kills Blue. OK, so someone found Blue's body. Red said, "Where?"
Lime, Green, and Purple said, "How is Red not dead?"
Red: "I am a hacker, you noobs!"
Lime, Green, and Purple run.
Red killed them all. Red is the win, but he is not the win.
Black killed Red. Black is the win.
LOL
What is 6" long, bright red, and your wife cries when you feed it to her?
Her miscarriage.
“I’m a woman trapped in a man’s body” = you’re a weak man who was blindly brainwashed into being a woke joke.
I bet you love prostate exams because you live things up your ass.
What do you call an ear that's dead? Deaf. Hahaha! Oh wait...
Sans: I like eating ketchup, don't believe me? It's ASRIEL as it gets!
UT Sans to UT pap: You FORGHETTIE the spaghetti!!!
Ink sans: umm lust? That's INKAPPROPRIATE!
Fell sans: I hate these double standards...if you burn a body at a crematorium you're doing "a good job," do it at home and your "destroying evidence."
Error sans: Every time you make a typo, the errorists win.
Why is Uranus so big? Because you discovered it.
What do most disabled people eat?
Their arm.
What goes in and takes a while to come out?
Little Johnny asked the teacher why you were no shirt. Teacher says, "Because I want to." The teacher drops her pencil and picks it up. The class starts laughing.
"What's so funny?" A kid took off your bra, and we see your squish sexy boobs.
Why did the girl never go upstairs?
Because she had no legs.
What do you call a black hole?
Butt hole.
What's the worst thing about eating a shaved pussy?
Putting the diaper back on.
Little Johnny was not paying attention in class, so the teacher told him, "Do you know what happens when you don't pay attention?"
Little Johnny said, "No, what?"
She answered, "The principal's office."
Then little Johnny said, "Hey teach, do you know what it means when you have balls on your chin?"
The teacher answered, "No, what?"
"You have a d!ck in your mouth!"
Why did the wheels not move on his wheelchair?
Because he had no legs.
Baby, here's my anus.
Baby, too, where's my anus?
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Are you wearing a diaper? Because your butt looks so saggy.
