Body jokes
Why do men midgets laugh when they run?
Because their balls get tickled by the grass.
What do you call a skeleton with no arms? An un-armed skeleton.
What do you call a person with no arms or legs lying face first in a river? Bob.
What do you call two people with no arms or legs standing in front of a window? Curt and Rod.
Why didn't the skeleton want to make art anymore?
He didn't have the heart to put into it.
Someone: Hey, are you a skeleton?
A skeleton: Of course, I have a SKELE-ton of fans!
I thought it said holo..
Friend, you so faaaat.
Me: Boy, at least I'm not built like a Nintendo Switch.
Yo mama so fat, her swimming is Sea World.
What is your name?
My ankle is named Samantha.
Your Mom so fat that she went on to commit suicide, but the roof fell off.....
What did the skeleton say when he fell on his funny bone? He laughed!
Why do midgets laugh while they run?
The grass tickles their balls.
What's the difference between limbs of babies and a dick?
I've never sucked on dicks.
That moment when you poop 😂
I put a magnet in my butthole and made the teachers smell it.
I slit my wrists.
A girl looked in the fridge. She got mad that somebody ate the last ice cream cone. She ran into her sister's room and said, "This is why you're fat!" Then fell down the stairs. Good thing she had that belly roll to save her.
I always felt like a man trapped in a woman's body. But then I was born.
But in my defense, I was young then, and I had a womb without a view.
What did the egg who was sun bathing say to the other egg? Don't look at my crack!
What do you call a person with only one arm?
Half-assed.
Why did the skeleton not tell jokes? It lost its funny bone. Maybe you should try putting it back.