Body jokes
Your Mom so fat that she went on to commit suicide, but the roof fell off.....
I put a magnet in my butthole and made the teachers smell it.
Why didn't the skeleton want to make art anymore?
He didn't have the heart to put into it.
Why did the skeleton not tell jokes? It lost its funny bone. Maybe you should try putting it back.
What do you call a person with no eyebrows?
Ms. Burgos.
A girl looked in the fridge. She got mad that somebody ate the last ice cream cone. She ran into her sister's room and said, "This is why you're fat!" Then fell down the stairs. Good thing she had that belly roll to save her.
I slit my wrists.
Yo mama so fat, her swimming is Sea World.
How do butts start a conversation?
"Let's cut to the chase!"
What do you call a smart booty?
A wise-crack!
What do you call a person with only one arm?
Half-assed.
What do you call a skeleton with no arms? An un-armed skeleton.
What do you call a person with no arms or legs lying face first in a river? Bob.
What do you call two people with no arms or legs standing in front of a window? Curt and Rod.
Someone: Hey, are you a skeleton?
A skeleton: Of course, I have a SKELE-ton of fans!
Friend, you so faaaat.
Me: Boy, at least I'm not built like a Nintendo Switch.
What is your name?
My ankle is named Samantha.
What did the skeleton say when he fell on his funny bone? He laughed!
What did the egg who was sun bathing say to the other egg? Don't look at my crack!
I always felt like a man trapped in a woman's body. But then I was born.
But in my defense, I was young then, and I had a womb without a view.
I was in Portugal enjoying my lunch when I saw a man choking! I wanted to save him, but a local stopped me. “That’s Penandes, he always chokes when it matters most and ghosts in big games.” True enough, Penandes’ Ghost emerged from his body! Poor Penandes, may he get well soon!