Body jokes
Q: Why didn't the skeleton laugh at the joke?
A: He broke his funny bone!
Whenever the hungry cannibal performs amputations, he says,
"Thank you for your donation!"
I'm hard right now.
'Cause you're a DICKstraction. ;)
What do you call a man with no toes?
No Toe Joe.
Some guy farts and says, "That was some asshole behind me."
When does a skeleton laugh?
When someone tickles his funny bone!
Q: What's the difference between a nun and a woman in a bathtub?
A: One has hope in her soul and one has soap in her hole.
Two boys were at a lake, and they went to a bush and saw a naked lady.
One ran away, the other one followed the one who ran and asked why he ran. The boy answered, "My mum told me if I saw a naked lady I would turn to stone. I ran away because I felt something get hard."
One day I was just sitting around when my butthole began to grow larger. It grew and grew and began to engulf the other parts of my body until it swallowed them all. Now I am just a big butthole typing this. Please help me!
Yo forehead is so freaking big, but not bigger than my BBC. 😏
Your momma is so fat, she can't even go skinny dipping.
Where can a gay male that is abled bodied find the location of a glory hole if he is looking for a free and anonymous blowjob from another gay male?
From a physically disabled gay male who is either at the gym 💪 💪 🏋️♂️ or at the rest area ♿️ 🚹 🚽.
When the nlgga is farting!!!
Armless guy: Even though I don’t have arms, I can do anything you normal people can do.
Me: 🎵If you’re happy and you know it, clap your hands! 🎶
Why does a very tall man allow dwarfs to take turns to suck his balls?
Because he is nuts about them!
Suck my pp!
What did one ass cheek say to the other?
"Blimey, what's that smell coming from the corridor?"
Why are skeletons so calm?
Because nothing gets under their skin.
What is the similar thing between alcohol and anal sex?
They are not for kids.
Do you know Wildee?
What's that?
Will deez nuts fit into your mouth?