Body jokes
Your Mom so fat that she went on to commit suicide, but the roof fell off.....
What did the skeleton say when he fell on his funny bone? He laughed!
Yo mama so fat, her swimming is Sea World.
Someone: Hey, are you a skeleton?
A skeleton: Of course, I have a SKELE-ton of fans!
Friend, you so faaaat.
Me: Boy, at least I'm not built like a Nintendo Switch.
Memes
really is there
What do you call a person with no eyebrows?
Ms. Burgos.
I always felt like a man trapped in a woman's body. But then I was born.
But in my defense, I was young then, and I had a womb without a view.
I slit my wrists.
A girl looked in the fridge. She got mad that somebody ate the last ice cream cone. She ran into her sister's room and said, "This is why you're fat!" Then fell down the stairs. Good thing she had that belly roll to save her.
Why did the skeleton not tell jokes? It lost its funny bone. Maybe you should try putting it back.
What did the egg who was sun bathing say to the other egg? Don't look at my crack!
What is your name?
My ankle is named Samantha.
I was in Portugal enjoying my lunch when I saw a man choking! I wanted to save him, but a local stopped me. “That’s Penandes, he always chokes when it matters most and ghosts in big games.” True enough, Penandes’ Ghost emerged from his body! Poor Penandes, may he get well soon!
If Red gets voted out, what happened?
Red is not voted out, Red is a hacker, so he kills Blue. OK, so someone found Blue's body. Red said, "Where?"
Lime, Green, and Purple said, "How is Red not dead?"
Red: "I am a hacker, you noobs!"
Lime, Green, and Purple run.
Red killed them all. Red is the win, but he is not the win.
Black killed Red. Black is the win.
LOL
What is 6" long, bright red, and your wife cries when you feed it to her?
Her miscarriage.
I bet you love prostate exams because you live things up your ass.
What do you call an ear that's dead? Deaf. Hahaha! Oh wait...
Sans: I like eating ketchup, don't believe me? It's ASRIEL as it gets!
UT Sans to UT pap: You FORGHETTIE the spaghetti!!!
Ink sans: umm lust? That's INKAPPROPRIATE!
Fell sans: I hate these double standards...if you burn a body at a crematorium you're doing "a good job," do it at home and your "destroying evidence."
Error sans: Every time you make a typo, the errorists win.
Why is Uranus so big? Because you discovered it.
What do most disabled people eat?
Their arm.