Body jokes
Yo mama so big, she thought Christopher Rhoades was a tampon.
A man wakes up in the hospital and says, "Doctor! Doctor! I can't feel my legs!"
"Of course," the doctor says. "I amputated your arms."
When they walk in and you're fucking... everyone at the morgue.
A blonde girl walks into a gym and sees a guy. The guy takes off his shirt, she says, "Oh, what chest!" "That's 100 lbs of dynamite, baby," he replies. Then he takes off his pants, she says, "Oh, what legs!" He says, "That's 100 lbs of dynamite, baby." After that, he took off his underwear. The blonde girl starts running. He catches her and says, "Why were you running?" She said, "I didn't wanna be in there once I've seen how small the fuse was."
What did the dick say to the condom?
Cover me, I'm going in. 😚😏
Sex is like math.
You add a bed.
Subtract the clothes.
Divide the legs.
And pray you don’t multiply.
For boys, life is a lot like a penis: simple, soft, straight, relaxed, and hanging freely......... then a woman makes it really hard.😩😉😏
Q. What makes music on your hair?
A. A headband!
Q. What's the most musical bone?
A. The trom-bone!
Why did my mouth say no to butt? Because that would be too much sex.
What do you call a dick with three eyes?
Preston.
Woah, nice cock.
If you are a girl--you are allowed to read this.
Look down your shirt and spell attic.
Why does Blake like lakes? Because of cake!
What can you hold in your left hand but not in your right?
Answer: Your right elbow.
Little Timmy said, "I had a body, eieio, now you are next!" as he shoots you.
What has a tail, a head, but no body?
A coin.
In school, we learned that squirrels stick their nuts in trees. So, just like my uncle Dave...
There was once a man from Peru. Who fell asleep in a canoe. While dreaming of Venus, He played with his penis, And awoke with a hand full of goo.
What did they do with his body when he died?
They made him into Lego so kids can play with him for once.