Body Image jokes

How do you tell if a chick is too fat to fuck? When you pull her pants, her ass.

"Clap clap clap that ass, bitch, shake that cameltoe, let them see them pussy lips!"

Yo mama so skinny, she choked on a SINGLE STRAND OF SPAGHETTI!

What is Lizzo?

Big, fat, and ugly.

As a woman, why is your stomach bigger than your bums? 😒

You're so skinny, if you take a bath you look like you're in an ocean. 🛀🏊‍♂️

Yo Mama so fat, she has a Twinkie inside of a Twinkie inside of her fat ass motherfucking belly button!

Why did the Indian man eat a cow?

Because he wanted to be fat like one.

Friend texting fat boy: I know you're on the group chat. I can see you looking at my texts.

Me: I can only see fat.

Your mom's so fat, when she entered a fat contest, they said, "Sorry, no professionals!"

What did Andrew Tate say to the fat kid?

"I miss you."

You're so skinny, death mistook you for dead.

My sister said she was as fat as a coconut, so I threw one at her and she was right.

Bro, if you have anorexia, you have no skin at all.

Yo mama so fat, she said the N-word!