Body Image jokes

You're so skinny, you swallowed a meatball and thought you were pregnant!

What do you call a flat chested emo girl?

Cutting board.

What does one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob?

"If we don’t get some support people will think we are ball sacks..."

You're so skinny that if I were to put you on a flagpole, you would wave in the wind.

Yo Mamma's so fat that she falls from both sides of the bed.

I'm so skinny, I could use floss as a noose.

How many skinny people can fit in a tub? I don't know; they keep slipping down the drain.

Yo mama is so skinny, she uses floss as toilet paper.

Why do sumo wrestlers shave their legs?

So you can tell them apart from the feminists.

What do you call a FAT Man under 5'9"?

A JUMBO shrimp.

What do you call an anorexic bitch with a yeast infection?

Quarter pounder with cheese.

You're so fat, no one was laughing, but the floor was cracking!

You know how in Pinocchio the French puppets have the thigh rings?

Well, I got them too! Only red and thinner.

A fat person with autism is a bit like decent sunscreen... A broad spectrum.

Man: "Is your body from McDonald's?"

Woman: "Why, because you're loving it?"

Man: "No, because it's fat and greasy."