You're so skinny, if you take a bath you look like you're in an ocean. 🛀🏊♂️
Yo Mama so fat, she has a Twinkie inside of a Twinkie inside of her fat ass motherfucking belly button!
What did Andrew Tate say to the fat kid?
"I miss you."
You're so skinny, death mistook you for dead.
Friend texting fat boy: I know you're on the group chat. I can see you looking at my texts.
Me: I can only see fat.
My sister said she was as fat as a coconut, so I threw one at her and she was right.
Bro, if you have anorexia, you have no skin at all.
