Body Image jokes
We clap when we see you. We clap our hands over our eyes.
Bro, if you have anorexia, you have no skin at all.
Your mom's so fat, when she entered a fat contest, they said, "Sorry, no professionals!"
Yo mama so fat that when she went out in high heels, she came back in flip flops.
Yo mama is so skinny, she makes friends with a snake.
My wrists have a different texture pack than the rest of me.
I know five fat people, and you're three of them.
A patient visiting his doctor asked him if he had ever laughed at a patient.
The doctor said, "I have never in 25 years of practice ever laughed at a patient."
Reassured, the patient drops his trousers and underpants.
Immediately the doctor burst out into loud raucous laughter when he sees that the patient has a penis the size of a cocktail sausage.
After about 10 minutes the doctor manages to get himself under control.
Swiftly apologising he says to the patient, "Sorry about that. How can I help you?"
The patient says, "Have you got any cream for it? It's swollen."
My sister said she was as fat as a coconut, so I threw one at her and she was right.
So skinny you have to run around in the shower to get wet.
What do Arby's and black women have in common? They both have the meats.
My arm has a different texture than the rest of me, lol.
You're so skinny, if you take a bath you look like you're in an ocean. 🛀🏊♂️
Sometimes I look at my butt for a really, really long time, and suddenly it all becomes clear to me.
You are so fat you tried to eat the word "edible."
As a woman, why is your stomach bigger than your bums? 😒
Me: If a skinny person goes skinny dipping, then what do fat people do?
My friend: Chunky dunks.
You're so skinny, your mom actually enjoyed your birth!
Q: What did the DNA say to the other DNA?
A: Do these genes make my butt look fat? 💩
What do you call the space in between Kim Kardashian's breasts?
Silicon Valley.