My wife is so fat! When she goes swimming, she leaves a ring around the lake.
Body Image Jokes
My wife is so fat. I finally got up the energy to walk around to the other side. I found someone else!
She's so fat that when she steps onto a wood floor, the floorboard doesn't creak, it screams: "Goddamn!!!" before it snaps from the weight.
Your mama is so fat, when Thanos snapped his finger, she only lost weight.
Yo mama's so fat, when she walked by the TV when I was watching a show, I waited, and when she finally passed by, Netflix said suggestions: Hulu, and Peacock.
I think my butt looks flat, but my boyfriend seems to think the opposite. I told him to be deadass with me.
Fat jokes and mom jokes😂
1. So fat when she sat on the toilet, she said, "A B C D E F G, get your fat ass off me."
2. So fat, your dad and her were in bed and tried to kiss. He’d have to slap her belly and ride the third wave up.
3. Yo mama so fat that when she went to Japan in a green bikini, they all started yelling, "Godzilla, Godzilla."
4. Your mama’s so fat when she went bungee jumping, she broke the bridge!
5. Bill was so fat when he stepped on the scale, it said "to be continued."
6. Yo mama so fat, she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller.
Yo momma so fat that people jumped on her cuz they thought she was a school bus.
My girlfriend broke up with me because I have a small dick. Too bad for her, because I give good sex.
Sometimes I look at my butt for a really, really long time, and suddenly it all becomes clear to me.
"Yo mama's so fat that when she farts, Al Gore accuses her of global warming."
"Clap clap clap that ass, bitch, shake that cameltoe, let them see them pussy lips!"
How do you tell if a chick is too fat to fuck? When you pull her pants, her ass.
Yo mama so skinny, she choked on a SINGLE STRAND OF SPAGHETTI!
As a woman, why is your stomach bigger than your bums? 😒
Your mom's so fat, when she entered a fat contest, they said, "Sorry, no professionals!"
You're so skinny, if you take a bath you look like you're in an ocean. 🛀🏊♂️
Yo Mama so fat, she has a Twinkie inside of a Twinkie inside of her fat ass motherfucking belly button!
Why did the Indian man eat a cow?
Because he wanted to be fat like one.
You're so skinny, death mistook you for dead.