Yo Mamma's so fat that she falls from both sides of the bed.
Wife, I look fat, can you compliment me?
Blind husband says, "You have perfect eyesight!"
You're so skinny, you swallowed a meatball and thought you were pregnant!
What do you call an anorexic bitch with a yeast infection?
Quarter pounder with cheese.
I only trust people that like big butts.
We clap when we see you. We clap our hands over our eyes.
You're so skinny, when you did your first jump on a pogo stick you would never come back.
Your mummy so skinny, she can't eat!
"Yo mama so skinny when she swallowed a meatball, everyone thought she was pregnant again."
You're so skinny that if I were to put you on a flagpole, you would wave in the wind.
*text conversation boy: When you kiss someone, you burn 15 calories. Wanna burn calories together sometime?
girl: Are you saying I'm fat?
I didn’t know if she was anorexic or not, so I tossed her an onion ring to see if she would eat it or use it as a hula hoop.
What do you call a flat-chested emo?
A chopping board.
You're so skinny my grandma gonna use you like a cane.
You are so fat you tried to eat the word "edible."
Q: What did the DNA say to the other DNA?
A: Do these genes make my butt look fat? 💩
When fat people smash, it must feel like a huge submarine hitting you.
Aitana is so fat that Thanos had to clap for her to disappear.
Your mum (mom) so fat, she wore a yellow T-shirt, they said "Taxi!"
What did the fat say to the other fat? I am fatey.
