Body Image jokes

Your mama is so fat that when she sat down on the couch for a family picture, it was just her.

What does Kim Kardashian and the ocean have in common?

They both have plastic in them.

What do you call a flat-chested emo?

A chopping board.

My wife is so fat. I finally got up the energy to walk around to the other side. I found someone else!

I think my butt looks flat, but my boyfriend seems to think the opposite. I told him to be deadass with me.

What's the difference between an elephant and a feminist?

The feminist is overweight.

What did Andrew Tate say to the fat kid?

"I miss you."

What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection?

Quarter pounder with cheese.

A sailor drops anchor in a port and heads into the nearest pub. Everyone in the pub is whispering and pointing at him because of his odd-shaped body; he has a very muscular body, but a very tiny head on his shoulders.

As he orders his drink, he tells the bartender, "I'll explain. I get this in every port and town I visit. I caught a mermaid and she granted me three wishes if I would release her back into the sea. So I told her I wanted a yacht and, sure enough, she came through for me. Next, I asked for a million bucks and now I am set for life. Last of all, I asked her if I could have sex with her and her response was, 'I don't know how you can make love to me with your type of body.' So I asked her, 'How about a little head?'"

Yo mama's so fat, when she walked by the TV when I was watching a show, I waited, and when she finally passed by, Netflix said suggestions: Hulu, and Peacock.

Life is like a box of chocolates, it doesn't last long if you're fat.

A fat girl was dancing on the table, and I said, "Nice legs." She says, "You really think so?" And I say, "Yes, definitely, most tables would have been broken by now."

What do you call an anorexic blond with a yeast infection?

… A quarter pounder with cheese.

I’ve always been a bit insecure about having thicker thighs.

Now I realize it allows me to fit more scars!

Yo mama is so fat when she sees a bus full of white people, she thinks it's a Twinkie, lmao xd.

A fat man meets a skinny man.

The fat man tells the skinny man: "When people look at you, they think the world's starving to death."

And the skinny man responds: "When they look at you, they know why."

Na, don't be mean to fat people. Oh wait, never mind, they can handle the weight.

Your mama is so fat, when Thanos snapped his finger, she only lost weight.

Why did the Indian man eat a cow?

Because he wanted to be fat like one.

How do you get a fat girl to bed? Piece of cake.