Body Image

Body Image jokes

People

How many skinny people can fit in a tub? I don't know; they keep slipping down the drain.

Eyesight

Wife, I look fat, can you compliment me?

Blind husband says, "You have perfect eyesight!"

Bitch

What do you call an anorexic bitch with a yeast infection?

Quarter pounder with cheese.

Skinny

You're so skinny, when you did your first jump on a pogo stick you would never come back.

Mama

"Yo mama so skinny when she swallowed a meatball, everyone thought she was pregnant again."

Skinny

You're so skinny that if I were to put you on a flagpole, you would wave in the wind.

Calorie

*text conversation boy: When you kiss someone, you burn 15 calories. Wanna burn calories together sometime?

girl: Are you saying I'm fat?

Anorexic

I didn’t know if she was anorexic or not, so I tossed her an onion ring to see if she would eat it or use it as a hula hoop.

DNA

Q: What did the DNA say to the other DNA?

A: Do these genes make my butt look fat? 💩

Fat

Aitana is so fat that Thanos had to clap for her to disappear.

Mum

Your mum (mom) so fat, she wore a yellow T-shirt, they said "Taxi!"