Why does Donald Trump love little boys? Because his hands look massive when he’s holding their tiny little prepubescent cocks.
I’ve always been a bit insecure about having thicker thighs.
Now I realize it allows me to fit more scars!
Fatty told Skinny, "Do you have any food? My stomach is empty and I haven't eaten."
Skinny replied to Fatty, "Well, doesn't seem like you need food, you ate the whole universe instead!"
What's the difference between an elephant and a feminist?
The feminist is overweight.
What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection?
Quarter pounder with cheese.
What do you say to a fat Asian?
You got more chins than a Chinese phone book.
Some girl just walks into my 6th period geography class. The first thing I think is, "Oh shit! It's mini Regina George without titties!"
A fat girl was dancing on the table, and I said, "Nice legs." She says, "You really think so?" And I say, "Yes, definitely, most tables would have been broken by now."
Guy: shows girlfriend his dick.
Girlfriend: "Cool, where is it?"
What does one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob?
"If we don’t get some support people will think we are ball sacks..."
A patient visiting his doctor asked him if he had ever laughed at a patient.
The doctor said, "I have never in 25 years of practice ever laughed at a patient."
Reassured, the patient drops his trousers and underpants.
Immediately the doctor burst out into loud raucous laughter when he sees that the patient has a penis the size of a cocktail sausage.
After about 10 minutes the doctor manages to get himself under control.
Swiftly apologising he says to the patient, "Sorry about that. How can I help you?"
The patient says, "Have you got any cream for it? It's swollen."
Life is like a box of chocolates, it doesn't last long if you're fat.
My friend made this joke (so I’m going steal it). I’m surrounded by fat people, oh wait... it’s just one.
Cremation. My final hope for a smokin’ hot body!
What do rocks and girls have in common?
The flat ones get skipped.
What do you call a FAT Man under 5'9"?
A JUMBO shrimp.
Boobs are like batteries...
AA will get the job done...
C is bigger than AA...
D is bigger that C...
...and if they're square, you don't want to put your tongue on them!
Yo mama is so skinny, she uses floss as toilet paper.
In India, 3 things are wide and far everywhere, but no one admits: racism, sexism, and Sunny's jism.
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