Body Image jokes
In India, 3 things are wide and far everywhere, but no one admits: racism, sexism, and Sunny's jism.
Yo mama so skinny, she choked on a SINGLE STRAND OF SPAGHETTI!
How do you tell if a chick is too fat to fuck? When you pull her pants, her ass.
"Yo mama's so fat that when she farts, Al Gore accuses her of global warming."
Ex-Boyfriend: You have no ass, so we're through!
Me: Stop being a dickhead, dude!! It ain't gonna make your little sausage any bigger!
Some girl just walks into my 6th period geography class. The first thing I think is, "Oh shit! It's mini Regina George without titties!"
Your mama's so fat when she sat on the toilet, the toilet said, "A, B, C, D, E, F, G, get your fat ass off of me!"
My friend made this joke (so I’m going steal it). I’m surrounded by fat people, oh wait... it’s just one.
I only trust people that like big butts.
You're so skinny, death mistook you for dead.
What do you call a flat-chested emo? A cutting board.
I now know what my first tattoo should be, zebra stripes! Not like anyone would know the difference between them.
Wife, I look fat, can you compliment me?
Blind husband says, "You have perfect eyesight!"
My girlfriend broke up with me because I have a small dick. Too bad for her, because I give good sex.
Luke looks like Big Chungus and Fat Sonic.
Boobs are like batteries...
AA will get the job done...
C is bigger than AA...
D is bigger that C...
...and if they're square, you don't want to put your tongue on them!
My arms are just a different texture pack compared to my body.
New study reveals that women slightly overweight live longer... than the men who mention it.
Why does Donald Trump love little boys? Because his hands look massive when he’s holding their tiny little prepubescent cocks.
You're so skinny my grandma gonna use you like a cane.