Mr Krabs jokes
My friend looks more red than Mr. Krabs.
It’s weird, I could’ve sworn I saw the silhouette of a belt hurling towards him the other day.
If you watch Jaws backwards, it's a heartwarming story about a shark that gives arms and legs to disabled people.
Memes
What do you call 2 octopuses that look exactly the same? -- Identical.
Spongebob and Jacko have one thing in common.
They both routinely place meat in small buns.
Today, I learned that a group of piranhas can maul a small child down to the bone in under 20 seconds. Well, I lost my job at the aquarium today.
How much does a pirate pay for corn?
A buccaneer!
