Na, don't be mean to fat people. Oh wait, never mind, they can handle the weight.
Cremation. My final hope for a smokin’ hot body!
Fat jokes and mom jokes😂
1. So fat when she sat on the toilet, she said, "A B C D E F G, get your fat ass off me."
2. So fat, your dad and her were in bed and tried to kiss. He’d have to slap her belly and ride the third wave up.
3. Yo mama so fat that when she went to Japan in a green bikini, they all started yelling, "Godzilla, Godzilla."
4. Your mama’s so fat when she went bungee jumping, she broke the bridge!
5. Bill was so fat when he stepped on the scale, it said "to be continued."
6. Yo mama so fat, she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller.
How do you know if a chick is too fat?
If you pull her pants down, her ass is still in them.
I’ve always been a bit insecure about having thicker thighs.
Now I realize it allows me to fit more scars!
"Yo mama's so fat that when she farts, Al Gore accuses her of global warming."
Wife, I look fat can you compliment me. blind husband says you have perfect eyesight
My arm has a different texture than the rest of me, lol.
What do rocks and girls have in common?
The flat ones get skipped.
You're so skinny that the professor thought you were the skeleton.
You're so skinny, you swallowed a meatball and thought you were pregnant!
You're so skinny, your mom actually enjoyed your birth!
Don't pick flat chests because they will turn their backs on you twice.
What do you call a flat-chested emo? A cutting board.
You know how in Pinocchio the French puppets have the thigh rings?
Well, I got them too! Only red and thinner.
big booty latinas.
How many skinny people can fit in a tub? I don't know; they keep slipping down the drain.
Guy: shows girlfriend his dick.
Girlfriend: "Cool, where is it?"
Why does Donald Trump love little boys? Because his hands look massive when he’s holding their tiny little prepubescent cocks.
What do you call the space in between Kim Kardashian's breasts?
Silicon Valley.
