I’ve always been a bit insecure about having thicker thighs.
Now I realize it allows me to fit more scars!
Wife, I look fat can you compliment me. blind husband says you have perfect eyesight
My arms are just a different texture pack compared to my body.
Someone asked me, "What are them scars on your arm?" I thought I was playing a violin.
If I went to Walmart, I would be able to scan my own wrists because they're barcodes too.
