I think my butt looks flat, but my boyfriend seems to think the opposite. I told him to be deadass with me.
Body Image Jokes
Na, don't be mean to fat people. Oh wait, never mind, they can handle the weight.
Cremation. My final hope for a smokin’ hot body!
Fat jokes and mom jokes😂
1. So fat when she sat on the toilet, she said, "A B C D E F G, get your fat ass off me."
2. So fat, your dad and her were in bed and tried to kiss. He’d have to slap her belly and ride the third wave up.
3. Yo mama so fat that when she went to Japan in a green bikini, they all started yelling, "Godzilla, Godzilla."
4. Your mama’s so fat when she went bungee jumping, she broke the bridge!
5. Bill was so fat when he stepped on the scale, it said "to be continued."
6. Yo mama so fat, she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller.
How do you know if a chick is too fat?
If you pull her pants down, her ass is still in them.
I’ve always been a bit insecure about having thicker thighs.
Now I realize it allows me to fit more scars!
"Yo mama's so fat that when she farts, Al Gore accuses her of global warming."
"Yo mama so skinny when she swallowed a meatball, everyone thought she was pregnant again."
Bro, if you have anorexia, you have no skin at all.
Your mama is so fat, when Thanos snapped his finger, she only lost weight.
What did Andrew Tate say to the fat kid?
"I miss you."
Your mom's so fat, when she entered a fat contest, they said, "Sorry, no professionals!"
What do you call a flat chested emo girl?
Cutting board.
Your mum (mom) so fat, she wore a yellow T-shirt, they said "Taxi!"
Wife, I look fat, can you compliment me?
Blind husband says, "You have perfect eyesight!"
Yo mama's so fat, when she walked by the TV when I was watching a show, I waited, and when she finally passed by, Netflix said suggestions: Hulu, and Peacock.
My arm has a different texture than the rest of me, lol.
What do rocks and girls have in common?
The flat ones get skipped.
We clap when we see you. We clap our hands over our eyes.
What did the fat say to the other fat? I am fatey.