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I think my butt looks flat, but my boyfriend seems to think the opposite. I told him to be deadass with me.

Fat jokes and mom jokes😂

1. So fat when she sat on the toilet, she said, "A B C D E F G, get your fat ass off me."

2. So fat, your dad and her were in bed and tried to kiss. He’d have to slap her belly and ride the third wave up.

3. Yo mama so fat that when she went to Japan in a green bikini, they all started yelling, "Godzilla, Godzilla."

4. Your mama’s so fat when she went bungee jumping, she broke the bridge!

5. Bill was so fat when he stepped on the scale, it said "to be continued."

6. Yo mama so fat, she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller.

I’ve always been a bit insecure about having thicker thighs.

Now I realize it allows me to fit more scars!

"Yo mama's so fat that when she farts, Al Gore accuses her of global warming."

"Yo mama so skinny when she swallowed a meatball, everyone thought she was pregnant again."

Wife, I look fat, can you compliment me?

Blind husband says, "You have perfect eyesight!"

Yo mama's so fat, when she walked by the TV when I was watching a show, I waited, and when she finally passed by, Netflix said suggestions: Hulu, and Peacock.