Body Image

Body Image Jokes

Butt

I think my butt looks flat, but my boyfriend seems to think the opposite. I told him to be deadass with me.

People

Na, don't be mean to fat people. Oh wait, never mind, they can handle the weight.

Toilet

Fat jokes and mom jokes😂

1. So fat when she sat on the toilet, she said, "A B C D E F G, get your fat ass off me."

2. So fat, your dad and her were in bed and tried to kiss. He’d have to slap her belly and ride the third wave up.

3. Yo mama so fat that when she went to Japan in a green bikini, they all started yelling, "Godzilla, Godzilla."

4. Your mama’s so fat when she went bungee jumping, she broke the bridge!

5. Bill was so fat when he stepped on the scale, it said "to be continued."

6. Yo mama so fat, she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller.

Chick

How do you know if a chick is too fat?

If you pull her pants down, her ass is still in them.

Scar

I’ve always been a bit insecure about having thicker thighs.

Now I realize it allows me to fit more scars!

Yo mama

"Yo mama's so fat that when she farts, Al Gore accuses her of global warming."

Mama

"Yo mama so skinny when she swallowed a meatball, everyone thought she was pregnant again."

Mama

Your mama is so fat, when Thanos snapped his finger, she only lost weight.

Mom

Your mom's so fat, when she entered a fat contest, they said, "Sorry, no professionals!"

Mum

Your mum (mom) so fat, she wore a yellow T-shirt, they said "Taxi!"

Eyesight

Wife, I look fat, can you compliment me?

Blind husband says, "You have perfect eyesight!"

Mama

Yo mama's so fat, when she walked by the TV when I was watching a show, I waited, and when she finally passed by, Netflix said suggestions: Hulu, and Peacock.

Girl

What do rocks and girls have in common?

The flat ones get skipped.