Body Image jokes
My wrists have a different texture pack than the rest of me.
You're so skinny that if I were to put you on a flagpole, you would wave in the wind.
A fat man meets a skinny man.
The fat man tells the skinny man: "When people look at you, they think the world's starving to death."
And the skinny man responds: "When they look at you, they know why."
How do you get a fat girl to bed? Piece of cake.
What do you call a flat-chested emo? A cutting board.
I'm so skinny, I could use floss as a noose.
You're so skinny, when you did your first jump on a pogo stick you would never come back.
Yo Mamma's so fat that she falls from both sides of the bed.
My friend made this joke (so I’m going steal it). I’m surrounded by fat people, oh wait... it’s just one.
What do you call the space in between Kim Kardashian's breasts?
Silicon Valley.
big booty latinas.
What do you call a FAT Man under 5'9"?
A JUMBO shrimp.
I am a fat girl.
What's the difference between vitiligo and plastic surgery?
Vitiligo doesn't alter facial features.
Yo mama is so skinny, she uses floss as toilet paper.
What do you call an anorexic bitch with a yeast infection?
Quarter pounder with cheese.
How many skinny people can fit in a tub? I don't know; they keep slipping down the drain.
Why do sumo wrestlers shave their legs?
So you can tell them apart from the feminists.
You're so fat, no one was laughing, but the floor was cracking!
New study reveals that women slightly overweight live longer... than the men who mention it.