Na, don't be mean to fat people. Oh wait, never mind, they can handle the weight.
You're so skinny that the professor thought you were the skeleton.
Your mama's so fat when she sat on the toilet, the toilet said, "A, B, C, D, E, F, G, get your fat ass off of me!"
My wife wanted a boob job. I told her it was too expensive.
I told her all she has to do is take some toilet paper and rub it in between her boobs for a few days, and they would get bigger. She asked, "How is that supposed to work?"
I replied, "I don't know how it works, but it did a heck of a job on your ass!"
You're so fat, no one was laughing, but the floor was cracking!
I'm so skinny, I could use floss as a noose.
Yo mama so fat that when she went out in high heels, she came back in flip flops.
My arm has a different texture than the rest of me, lol.
How do you know if a chick is too fat?
If you pull her pants down, her ass is still in them.
Your mama is so fat that when she sat down on the couch for a family picture, it was just her.
You're so skinny, your mom actually enjoyed your birth!
Wife, I look fat can you compliment me. blind husband says you have perfect eyesight
How many skinny people can fit in a tub? I don't know; they keep slipping down the drain.
You're so skinny, you swallowed a meatball and thought you were pregnant!
What do you call an anorexic bitch with a yeast infection?
Quarter pounder with cheese.
Fat jokes and mom jokes😂
1. So fat when she sat on the toilet, she said, "A B C D E F G, get your fat ass off me."
2. So fat, your dad and her were in bed and tried to kiss. He’d have to slap her belly and ride the third wave up.
3. Yo mama so fat that when she went to Japan in a green bikini, they all started yelling, "Godzilla, Godzilla."
4. Your mama’s so fat when she went bungee jumping, she broke the bridge!
5. Bill was so fat when he stepped on the scale, it said "to be continued."
6. Yo mama so fat, she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller.
Yo momma so fat that people jumped on her cuz they thought she was a school bus.
Sometimes I look at my butt for a really, really long time, and suddenly it all becomes clear to me.
"Yo mama's so fat that when she farts, Al Gore accuses her of global warming."
