Body Image jokes
In India, 3 things are wide and far everywhere, but no one admits: racism, sexism, and Sunny's jism.
big booty latinas.
I'm so skinny, I could use floss as a noose.
Why do sumo wrestlers shave their legs?
So you can tell them apart from the feminists.
Na, don't be mean to fat people. Oh wait, never mind, they can handle the weight.
Your mama's so fat when she sat on the toilet, the toilet said, "A, B, C, D, E, F, G, get your fat ass off of me!"
My wife wanted a boob job. I told her it was too expensive.
I told her all she has to do is take some toilet paper and rub it in between her boobs for a few days, and they would get bigger. She asked, "How is that supposed to work?"
I replied, "I don't know how it works, but it did a heck of a job on your ass!"
You're so fat, no one was laughing, but the floor was cracking!
Ex-Boyfriend: You have no ass, so we're through!
Me: Stop being a dickhead, dude!! It ain't gonna make your little sausage any bigger!
What do girls and rocks have in common?
The flat ones get skipped.
Yo mama was so fat, Huggy Wuggy couldn't fit his arms around her!
Yo mama so fat that when she went out in high heels, she came back in flip flops.
How do you know if a chick is too fat?
If you pull her pants down, her ass is still in them.
Your mama is so fat that when she sat down on the couch for a family picture, it was just her.
My arm has a different texture than the rest of me, lol.
What do you call an anorexic blond with a yeast infection?
... A quarter pounder with cheese.
You're so skinny, your mom actually enjoyed your birth!
Yo mama is so fat when she sees a bus full of white people, she thinks it's a Twinkie, lmao xd.
Yo mama is so skinny, she makes friends with a snake.
You're so skinny, you swallowed a meatball and thought you were pregnant!