Body Image

Body Image jokes

Mama

Your mama's so fat when she sat on the toilet, the toilet said, "A, B, C, D, E, F, G, get your fat ass off of me!"

People

Na, don't be mean to fat people. Oh wait, never mind, they can handle the weight.

Wife

My wife wanted a boob job. I told her it was too expensive.

I told her all she has to do is take some toilet paper and rub it in between her boobs for a few days, and they would get bigger. She asked, "How is that supposed to work?"

I replied, "I don't know how it works, but it did a heck of a job on your ass!"

Fat

You're so fat, no one was laughing, but the floor was cracking!

Memes

Comeback

Ex-Boyfriend: You have no ass, so we're through!

Me: Stop being a dickhead, dude!! It ain't gonna make your little sausage any bigger!

Mama

Yo mama was so fat, Huggy Wuggy couldn't fit his arms around her!

Yo mama

Yo mama so fat that when she went out in high heels, she came back in flip flops.

Mama

Your mama is so fat that when she sat down on the couch for a family picture, it was just her.

Chick

How do you know if a chick is too fat?

If you pull her pants down, her ass is still in them.

Girl

What do girls and rocks have in common?

The flat ones get skipped.

Mama

Yo mama is so fat when she sees a bus full of white people, she thinks it's a Twinkie, lmao xd.

Skinny

You're so skinny, you swallowed a meatball and thought you were pregnant!