Blue jokes
Man: I must confess, Father.
Priest: What are you here to confess?
Man: I hit my wife and blamed her for what happened to our son.
Priest: And what happened to your son?
Man: He said a man raped him.
Priest: When and where did this happen?
Man: A local church. I don't know which one.
Priest: ...By whom?
Man: A priest, he said. He said the priest had black hair and blue eyes, kind of like you.
Priest: ...Shit
Roses are red, violets are blue, but at least a dumptruck isn't as ugly as you.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Little Johnny is smokin' hard, The sun looks like Mountain Dew.
Did you hear they found a cure for autism? It's called Zyklon B.
Light it up blue 🔵
Roses are red, violets are blue, Cause comes near my Willy.
if i had 8 good women what does that mean
Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm stuck on the Eston Front, And so are f***ing you.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Hitler blew an 11 country lead, During World War 2.
Why is the Moon red today?
The reason why the Moon takes on a reddish color during totality is a phenomenon called Rayleigh scattering. It is the same mechanism responsible for causing colorful sunrises and sunsets, and for the sky to look blue.
Roses are red. Violets are blue. Sugar is sweet. And your mom is, too.
Yo mama's so dumb, she waited until the stop sign turned blue.
Yo mama's so fat, when she got pregnant, she fell to the earth's core.
What did the rainbow say to the other rainbow?
Nothing, it was feeling blue.
Helen Keller fell down a well. She screamed and screamed until she was blue in the hands.
How do you make people mad? You use the wrong category. It makes them go red.
Roses are red, violets are blue,
Your mum's so fat, she broke Britain too!
What's red and blue and runs up your leg?
A homesick miscarriage.
Roses are red. Violets are blue. Your wife needs Jon Grudon, too.
Roses are red, violets are blue, Polo G is the goat, but that means nothing to you.
What do you call Mordecai dressing up as a basketball player?
Blue Jay Simpson!
Roses are red, violets are blue.
My heart is dead.
I’m such a fool.
Why did I fall for you?
Did you hear about the red ship and the blue ship that collided? Both crews were marooned!