Given that it's a major guarantee that little boys' underwear will be half off at Kmart thanks to the blue light specials, now you know why Michael Jackson likes to loiter around the store all day long.
roses r red voilets r blue all the worse jokes come from u
Roses are red, violets are blue, yk what else is violent? Suicide with me and you.🫦
Meaning behind the German flag: 🇩🇪 Black: culture Red: Beer Yellow: Sausage Blue: Winning world wars.
What is blue, green, flat, and has teeth?
The Earth, but I lied about the teeth.
Good night, sleep tight, don't let the bedbugs bite, and if they do, hit them with a shoe till they're all black and blue!
Your life literally is as valuable as a summer ant. I'm just gonna stomp you, you're gonna keep coming back, I'm gonna seal up all my cracks, you're gonna keep coming back, why? Cause you keep smelling the syrup, you worthless bitchass nlgga! You're gonna stay on my dick until you die. You serve no purpose in life, your purpose in life is to be on my stream sucking on my dick daily. Your purpose in life is to be in that chat blowing a dick daily. Your life is nothing, you serve ZERO purpose. You should kill yourself, NOW! And give somebody else a piece of that oxygen and ozone layer that's covered up so we can breathe inside this blue trapped bubble. Cause what are you here for? To worship me? Kill yourself! I mean that with a hundred percent with a thousand percent.
Man: I must confess, Father.
Priest: What are you here to confess?
Man: I hit my wife and blamed her for what happened to our son.
Priest: And what happened to your son?
Man: He said a man raped him.
Priest: When and where did this happen?
Man: A local church. I don't know which one.
Priest: ...By whom?
Man: A priest, he said. He said the priest had black hair and blue eyes, kind of like you.
Priest: ...Shit
Roses are red, violets are blue, your penis smells like stew, and I want to eat it too.
Roses are red.
Your passports are blue.
Now go stand over there,
In that very long queue!
I could be red, I could be orange, I could be yellow, I could be green, I could be blue, I could be purple, but I would be dead.
Latias is red.
Latios is blue.
You should always remember to put up your curtains because I Pikachu.
This joke's about flowers, the blue one's a violet.
Your mom's the Twin Towers and I am the pilot!
Roses are red,
Violets are blue, you look like a donkey, and smell like one, too.
Roses are red violets are blue oh you wanna die I wanna die too!!!
What is the weirdest thing to wear and what is the weirdest thing to say?
Weirdest thing to ware: Socks with sandals, also with flip flops!
Weirdest thing to say: "Would you rather be a bath or a toilet?" "The blue angel sea slug looks like an alien." (weird).
Bonus: Things to ware with other things: Crop top with t-shirt (really hip), Crop top with tights or shorts, dresses with tights! (Cool) Oh well byeeeeeee!
What do you call a sad strawberry?
A blueberry
(classic)
Roses are red violets are blue keep being you let no 1 discourage you
Roses are red. Violets are blue. Sugar is sweet. And your mom is, too.
Your hairline is so far back that Green Lantern became Blue Torch.
