Blue

Blue Jokes

A man was walking home but felt tired so took a short cut through the cemetery. He then heard a tap tap then out of the corner of his eye he saw a man with a hammer hitting the tombstone the man said "you scared me I thought you were a ghost" the other person mumbled "they spelt my name wrong"

What's blue and bad for your teeth?

A green brick that's painted blue after the original paint dries (it takes a little while to dry) but after it dries you can paint it and then it will be green. If the brick is green it is called a green brick as it is green (not blue anymore) and it hurts your teeth because brick is a hard material that can damage the bones in your mouth (also known as your teeth)

Yo mama's so dumb she waited until the stop sign to turn blue. Yo mama's so fat when she got pregnant she failed to the earth's core.

if red get vote out whit happed

red is not vote red is a hacker so he kill blue ok so

some one fondy blue boddy red sud where

lime and green and prup sud how is red not die

red am a hacker u noobs

lime and grenn and prup run

red killd therem all red the win but he is not the win

black killd red black is the win lol

What do you call blue and orange at the bottom of a pool

-a baby with flat armbands-

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