Blue jokes

You were sad because your grandmother died.

The next day, you were washing your face, and you realize sadness made your face BLUE.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, God made me pretty, WHAT THE FRICK HAPPENED TO YOU?

5 4 3 2 1. I love the huge bright sun. 5 4 3 2 1. My life has just begun. Though Akeld and Unkown, make me feel alone, they want be dead, and off with my head, and all I said was... NO FRICKIN' HATIN' IN THESE COMMENTS! WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!

What do you get when you dip a duck in blue paint?

A very pissed duck.

Roses are red,

Violets are blue, you look like a donkey, and smell like one, too.

Roses are red, violets are blue, you know what else is violent? Suicide with me and you.

Latias is red.

Latios is blue.

You should always remember to put up your curtains because I Pikachu.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, All the worse jokes come from you.

Girls: OMG what color should I use, baby blue, light blue, or navy blue?

Boys: blue is blue.

Meaning behind the German flag: 🇩🇪 Black: culture Red: Beer Yellow: Sausage Blue: Winning world wars.

What is blue, green, flat, and has teeth?

The Earth, but I lied about the teeth.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Sugar is sweet. And your mom is, too.

Good night, sleep tight, don't let the bedbugs bite, and if they do, hit them with a shoe till they're all black and blue!

Your life literally is as valuable as a summer ant. I'm just gonna stomp you, you're gonna keep coming back, I'm gonna seal up all my cracks, you're gonna keep coming back, why? Cause you keep smelling the syrup, you worthless bitchass nlgga! You're gonna stay on my dick until you die. You serve no purpose in life, your purpose in life is to be on my stream sucking on my dick daily. Your purpose in life is to be in that chat blowing a dick daily. Your life is nothing, you serve ZERO purpose. You should kill yourself, NOW! And give somebody else a piece of that oxygen and ozone layer that's covered up so we can breathe inside this blue trapped bubble. Cause what are you here for? To worship me? Kill yourself! I mean that with a hundred percent with a thousand percent.

Man: I must confess, Father.

Priest: What are you here to confess?

Man: I hit my wife and blamed her for what happened to our son.

Priest: And what happened to your son?

Man: He said a man raped him.

Priest: When and where did this happen?

Man: A local church. I don't know which one.

Priest: ...By whom?

Man: A priest, he said. He said the priest had black hair and blue eyes, kind of like you.

Priest: ...Shit

Roses are red, violets are blue, your penis smells like stew, and I want to eat it too.

This joke's about flowers, the blue one's a violet.

Your mom's the Twin Towers and I am the pilot!

Roses are red, violets are blue.

These jokes are old, come up with something new!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Oh, you wanna die? I wanna die too!

Roses are red.

Your passports are blue.

Now go stand over there,

In that very long queue!