Blow jokes

I like women how I like my hair dryer: locked in a closet most of the time and only being used to blow me dry.

People with Down syndrome have a specific skill only they have; they can give a blow job and talk to you while sounding exactly the same.

How long does it take to blow up a baby in the microwave?

I don't know, I close my eyes when I masturbate...

Muslims love to exaggerate, that's why they always blow things up.