Black jokes

What do you call a black prostitute with braces?

A Black & Decker pecker wrecker.

I have some black friends who hate it when I say the N-word around them, so I got a pet monkey.

Roses are red, flowers naturally cannot be black.

I heard that your dad's in jail for selling crack!

A black lady goes inside the drug store on Eight Mile Road in the city of Detroit, Michigan, and asks the pharmacist, "I would like to buy a box of tampons."

And then the black lady is asked by the pharmacist, "Do you want to buy the box of mini pads, or do you want to buy the box of maxi pads?"

And then the black lady asks the pharmacist, "What is the difference?"

And then the pharmacist asks the black lady, "What is your flow like?"

And then the black lady tells the pharmacist, "Linoleum."

Emos are weird to me because they dress up all black, and you know I don't like that, so that's why I don't like it.

What do you call a black person?

Dark humor.

What do you say to a black midget?

Wanna a shower? You look like you got splashed by a muddy puddle.

What's black and found on top of the stairs?

Stephen Hawking during a house fire.

My girlfriend said to me, "Dear, I think you have hit an animal, there's blood and dents all over the bonnet."

I said, "No, love, I'm not waiting for a Black Lives Matter rally."

What is the similarity between depressed people and hoodies?

The color black.

You're so black, when you get near the sun, we go into a solar eclipse.

I like my coffee black. Just like my soul.

When I wear all black, I'm not emo. I'm a rainbow, 'cause I'm wearing all the colors. #Science

This is not a joke. Have you ever thought about it? You’re an emo while wearing black. So what if you are black? Does that mean you’re an emo because you are black and emos wear black? ;)

How do stars get their name?

By a black hole because it's sueeeee!

What do an emo girl and a blind girl have in common?

Black is their favorite color.

Why can't black people have nightmares? Cause we shot the last one that had a dream.

What does the long distance call and a Black person have in common?

They both don’t work.

If Kamala Harris is Indian, why doesn’t she have that dot on her head?

So she claims to be.

And the only black color I know is when you shut off the lights.

What did one slave owner say to the other slave owner when he couldn’t find his slave?

Don’t worry, I’ll rope him in.