My girlfriend said to me, "Dear, I think you have hit an animal, there's blood and dents all over the bonnet."
I said, "No, love, I'm not waiting for a Black Lives Matter rally."
Black Jokes
What is the similarity between depressed people and hoodies?
The color black.
You're so black, when you get near the sun, we go into a solar eclipse.
I like my coffee black. Just like my soul.
When I wear all black, I'm not emo. I'm a rainbow, 'cause I'm wearing all the colors. #Science
This is not a joke. Have you ever thought about it? You’re an emo while wearing black. So what if you are black? Does that mean you’re an emo because you are black and emos wear black? ;)
How do stars get their name?
By a black hole because it's sueeeee!
What do an emo girl and a blind girl have in common?
Black is their favorite color.
Why can't black people have nightmares? Cause we shot the last one that had a dream.
What does the long distance call and a Black person have in common?
They both don’t work.
If Kamala Harris is Indian, why doesn’t she have that dot on her head?
So she claims to be.
And the only black color I know is when you shut off the lights.
What did one slave owner say to the other slave owner when he couldn’t find his slave?
Don’t worry, I’ll rope him in.
What's one thing your dad shares with black men? Your sister.
Did you know? The most Black Holes in the Universe are all found in Africa!
How do you find a black person in the dark without a flashlight?
Tell them a joke to make them smile.
What do you say if you want to borrow your black sister's foundation? "Got any lighter shades?"
What’s black and at the top of a stair case?
Stephen Hawking during a house fire.
Why could you not see the guy in my dark closet?
The guy was black.
A Make-A-Wish patient wanted to see Black Panther IRL, so I pulled his plug.
What's black and white and red all over?
The darkness of your heart, the dishonor of your lies, and the embarrassment you feel when busted for both.
