Black jokes

Why is Black History Month the shortest month of the year?

Well, if Stephen Hawking likes black holes so much, why did he call security when I put my hole on his face?

Couldn't believe how much of a bad mood my work mate was in this morning. So I decided to ask him what was the matter and if everything was OK with his wife, Flo.

He then broke down crying and said when he got home the night before, he caught his wife in bed with the plumber. I tried to console him as best as I could, but he just couldn't get over flow.

What do Black people and chains have in common? Both work better with chains on them?

Donald Trump is to white Americans as O.J. Simpson is to black Americans. They will never choose to convict these people even if they murdered or raped.

What do you call a pool full of black kids? Baths bomb.

What is long and black?

The line at Popeyes.

Your soul is black. I have 4 guns, little kid. Get in the van before I shoot you!

What do you call a black prostitute with braces?

A Black & Decker pecker wrecker.

Why did the NBA remove the glory hole from the men's locker room?

Too many black basketball players sucking too many white cocks before the game.

I have some black friends who hate it when I say the N-word around them, so I got a pet monkey.

Roses are red, flowers naturally cannot be black.

I heard that your dad's in jail for selling crack!

A black lady goes inside the drug store on Eight Mile Road in the city of Detroit, Michigan, and asks the pharmacist, "I would like to buy a box of tampons."

And then the black lady is asked by the pharmacist, "Do you want to buy the box of mini pads, or do you want to buy the box of maxi pads?"

And then the black lady asks the pharmacist, "What is the difference?"

And then the pharmacist asks the black lady, "What is your flow like?"

And then the black lady tells the pharmacist, "Linoleum."

Emos are weird to me because they dress up all black, and you know I don't like that, so that's why I don't like it.

What do you call a black person?

Dark humor.

What do you say to a black midget?

Wanna a shower? You look like you got splashed by a muddy puddle.

What do you call a black person having a fit?

A chocolate milkshake.

What does the long distance call and a Black person have in common?

They both don’t work.

If Kamala Harris is Indian, why doesn’t she have that dot on her head?

So she claims to be.

And the only black color I know is when you shut off the lights.

What's one thing your dad shares with black men? Your sister.