Black

Black jokes

Gun

Your soul is black. I have 4 guns, little kid. Get in the van before I shoot you!

Pecker

What do you call a black prostitute with braces?

A Black & Decker pecker wrecker.

Monkey

I have some black friends who hate it when I say the N-word around them, so I got a pet monkey.

Crack

Roses are red, flowers naturally cannot be black.

I heard that your dad's in jail for selling crack!

Emo

Emos are weird to me because they dress up all black, and you know I don't like that, so that's why I don't like it.

Midget

What do you say to a black midget?

Wanna a shower? You look like you got splashed by a muddy puddle.

Fire

What's black and found on top of the stairs?

Stephen Hawking during a house fire.

Animal

My girlfriend said to me, "Dear, I think you have hit an animal, there's blood and dents all over the bonnet."

I said, "No, love, I'm not waiting for a Black Lives Matter rally."

People

What is the similarity between depressed people and hoodies?

The color black.

Rainbow

When I wear all black, I'm not emo. I'm a rainbow, 'cause I'm wearing all the colors. #Science

Emo

This is not a joke. Have you ever thought about it? You’re an emo while wearing black. So what if you are black? Does that mean you’re an emo because you are black and emos wear black? ;)

Star

How do stars get their name?

By a black hole because it's sueeeee!

Color

What do an emo girl and a blind girl have in common?

Black is their favorite color.

Nightmare

Why can't black people have nightmares? Cause we shot the last one that had a dream.

Technology

What does the long distance call and a Black person have in common?

They both don’t work.

Kamala Harris

If Kamala Harris is Indian, why doesn’t she have that dot on her head?

So she claims to be.

And the only black color I know is when you shut off the lights.

Slave Owner

What did one slave owner say to the other slave owner when he couldn’t find his slave?

Don’t worry, I’ll rope him in.