Black jokes
What do you call two black lads in gold?
A Twix.
What's one thing your dad shares with black men? Your sister.
I told my friend that there was a tree. On that tree, there were four black chickens. I asked how many beaks do the chickens have. He said four.
Then I said there was a white cat. How many teeth does it have? He couldn't answer, so I said, "Looks like you know more about black cocks than white pussy."
If you are what you eat, then I’m black.
Michael Jackson is like a TV from the 1900s: black and white.
These jokes are darker than the list of victims dead from cops.
What do you call a black person scuba diving? A black diver (an armor set from DeepWoken). Did anyone laugh at that, or?? Augh, I guess I'm alone.
Why did the NBA remove the glory hole from the men's locker room?
Too many black basketball players sucking too many white cocks before the game.
What's it called when a Black person makes a joke? A joke, you racist.
JK, dark humor.
What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?
Nothing, you haven't told her twice.
What do you call a black person?
Dark humor.
What would Martin Luther King Jr. be if he was white?
Alive.
There was this Down syndrome boy that always wanted to be a cop, and he did. He pulled someone over and said, "Know why I pulled you over?"
The guy replied, "Because I was speeding?"
He said, "No, because you're black."
What do you call black people in pool?
Coco Pops.
For Stephen Hawking, why is being drunk and having his power shut out the same?
He blacks out.
I think my dad is too black because whenever he goes to bed and closes his eyes, he disappears. 🤣
Little Johnny walked into class with a black eye, and the teacher said, "Why do you have a black eye?"
Johnny said, "Well, me and my parents have to share a bed, and my dad asked me if I was asleep and I said no, so he smacked me."
The teacher said, "Well tonight, don't say anything."
The next day, Johnny walked in with another black eye, and the teacher said, "Why do you have another black eye?" Little Johnny said, "Well, last night, I did what you said and didn't say anything when my dad asked me if I was asleep. A few minutes later, my dad said he was coming, and my mom said she was coming too. They usually don't go anywhere without me so I said 'Wait for me, I'm coming too.'"
Well, if Stephen Hawking likes black holes so much, why did he call security when I put my hole on his face?
Why is Black History Month the shortest month of the year?
Couldn't believe how much of a bad mood my work mate was in this morning. So I decided to ask him what was the matter and if everything was OK with his wife, Flo.
He then broke down crying and said when he got home the night before, he caught his wife in bed with the plumber. I tried to console him as best as I could, but he just couldn't get over flow.