Black jokes
What do you call a 90-year-old black man?
Antique farming equipment.
I’m not racist. I just have black guns.
What do you call a group of black people?
A hoodie.
What can you give a white person that you can't give to a black person?
A black eye.
Teacher: What does a cow say?
Susie: Moo.
Teacher: Good. Now what does a duck say?
Jimmy: The duck goes quack.
Teacher: Now what does a pig say?
Little Jonny: A pig says, "Get up against the wall, you black motherfucker!"
My parents came back from their vacation in Florida, and all I got is this lousy nursemaid from Miami named mammie.
What do you call Darth Vader when he dies?
A black alien.
Why did Sally get a black eye?
Because she tried to play patty cake.
What’s black, white, and red all over?
An embarrassed biracial guy.
What's black and white?
History.
Why do Black people not like country music?
Because every time they hear "hoedown," they think their sister got shot.
What is white, black, and blue all at the same time?
Barack Obama.
What do you call an older white man surrounded by young black men in the 1800s?
Master.
What do you call an older white man surrounded by young black men in the 2000s?
Coach.
Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Because he doesn't know if he is black or white.
What do you call a Black man having a seizure?
Chocolate shake.
What do you call a bunch of Black people in the river?
A black current...
Teacher: Describe a penguin.
Student: Black, white, beak.
Teacher: Good, now describe an orphan.
Student: Sad, maybe depressed, no family.
Teacher: Amazing, now describe a cow.
Student: Brown bun hair, red shirt, white skirt, pantyhose, and dollar tree shoes.
Teacher: No! How does that describe a cow?
Student: It describes you tho.
What do you call a person that is both Black and Hispanic and was born on Wednesday? Miérkoolaids.
What's the difference between a white and a black fairytale? White begins with, "Once upon a time..." Black begins with, "Y'all motherf...s ain't gonna believe this sh.."
What do a black and a tornado have in common?
They both wreck neighborhoods.