Black

Black jokes

Gram

Teacher: How much is a gram?

Tyronne: Uhmm, depends on what you need.

Cell

Today my biology teacher asked me what's commonly found in a cell......... And apparently "black people" isn't the right answer.

Mexican

If there are 4 Mexicans in a van, which of them is driving?

None of them. Immigration service is.

Market

Have you ever thought about the fact that every market in Africa is a black market?

Black Hole

*trigger alert*

Why did the racist cop shut down the space brothel?

Because there were too many black holes.

Eye

Why did Sally get a black eye?

Because she tried to play patty cake.

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  • Men

    Look at a bag of black grapes. See how dark they are? That’s how I like my men.

    25 at a time.

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  • Flashlight

    How do you find a black person in the dark without a flashlight?

    Tell them a joke to make them smile.

    Ghost

    There's a white guy, black guy, and Santa Claus. They get a hotel room.

    White guy goes in room first and sees money on the table and he picks it up. A ghost appears and says, "Put down my money or I'll cut off your weiner." He gets scared and jumps out the window.

    Black guy goes in the room, sees the money and picks it up. Ghost appears and says, "Put down my money or I'll cut off you're weiner." He gets scared and jumps out the window.

    Santa Claus goes in the room sees the money and picks it up. Ghost appears, "Put down my money or I'll cut off you're weiner." Santa Claus looks at the ghost and says "I'm the ghost of Christmas past, you touch my dick I'll kick your ass!"

    Puberty

    Why can I be black? Because I look like I have puberty, and I sound like I had puberty.

    Trash

    How long does it take a black woman to take out the trash?

    About nine months and a day.