Black jokes
Why is hangman always done in black ink?
To make it more realistic.
What do you call it when a white person beats a black person?
A KKKO.
Have you ever thought about the fact that every market in Africa is a black market?
Warner Brothers have made a new Superman movie with Superman being black.
This new Superman's nickname is the "Man of Steel" but it's spelled s-t-e-a-l.
What's black and never works?
Decaffeinated coffee, you racist bastard!
Why did Sally get a black eye?
Because she tried to play patty cake.
I saw a Black person riding a bike, so I ran back to my garage. He was still eating.
What do you call a black goldfish? A gigger.
What do you call a black man in the army in camo? Incogneggo.
What is red, pink, yellow, green, orange?
A black woman dressed for church.
Today my biology teacher asked me what's commonly found in a cell......... And apparently "black people" isn't the right answer.
Yesterday during the storm, there was a blackout, so I shot him.
Teacher: How much is a gram?
Tyronne: Uhmm, depends on what you need.
What’s faster than a black guy with the TV?
His little brother with the console.
When Cincinnati played Alabama in 2021, they wore black at their funeral! 🤣
Where can white people cook better than Black people?
On Father’s Day.
My science teacher asked me what is found inside cells.
I guess "blacks" wasn't the right answer.
What’s pink, black and has 17 nipples?
A trash can behind the cancer ward.
Toast is like parents.
If they are both black, you have nothing to eat.
Why do Black people not like country music?
Because every time they hear "hoedown," they think their sister got shot.