Black jokes
Yesterday during the storm, there was a blackout, so I shot him.
What’s faster than a black guy with the TV?
His little brother with the console.
I saw a Black person riding a bike, so I ran back to my garage. He was still eating.
What do you call a black goldfish? A gigger.
Teacher: How much is a gram?
Tyronne: Uhmm, depends on what you need.
Memes
No offense, but…
Where can white people cook better than Black people?
On Father’s Day.
What is red, pink, yellow, green, orange?
A black woman dressed for church.
What are the three worst years of a black child's life?
First grade!
What’s pink, black and has 17 nipples?
A trash can behind the cancer ward.
If there are 4 Mexicans in a van, which of them is driving?
None of them. Immigration service is.
Have you ever thought about the fact that every market in Africa is a black market?
*trigger alert*
Why did the racist cop shut down the space brothel?
Because there were too many black holes.
Look at a bag of black grapes. See how dark they are? That’s how I like my men.
25 at a time.
What is black, smells bad, and long? Line to social services.
What would Donald Trump be if he was Black?
Shot in the head.
There's a white guy, black guy, and Santa Claus. They get a hotel room.
White guy goes in room first and sees money on the table and he picks it up. A ghost appears and says, "Put down my money or I'll cut off your weiner." He gets scared and jumps out the window.
Black guy goes in the room, sees the money and picks it up. Ghost appears and says, "Put down my money or I'll cut off you're weiner." He gets scared and jumps out the window.
Santa Claus goes in the room sees the money and picks it up. Ghost appears, "Put down my money or I'll cut off you're weiner." Santa Claus looks at the ghost and says "I'm the ghost of Christmas past, you touch my dick I'll kick your ass!"
What do you call it when two Mexicans fight?
Juan on Juan.
What do you call a white person from Africa?
Albino.
How do you find a black person in the dark without a flashlight?
Tell them a joke to make them smile.
What do spiders and Black people have in common?
When they’re black, they kill you.