What’s faster than a black guy with the TV?
His little brother with the console.
Black Jokes
Teacher: How much is a gram?
Tyronne: Uhmm, depends on what you need.
Yesterday during the storm, there was a blackout, so I shot him.
Today my biology teacher asked me what's commonly found in a cell......... And apparently "black people" isn't the right answer.
What do you call a black man in the army in camo? Incogneggo.
If there are 4 Mexicans in a van, which of them is driving?
None of them. Immigration service is.
Have you ever thought about the fact that every market in Africa is a black market?
*trigger alert*
Why did the racist cop shut down the space brothel?
Because there were too many black holes.
Why did Sally get a black eye?
Because she tried to play patty cake.
What’s pink, black and has 17 nipples?
A trash can behind the cancer ward.
Look at a bag of black grapes. See how dark they are? That’s how I like my men.
25 at a time.
What do you call it when two Mexicans fight?
Juan on Juan.
There's a white guy, black guy, and Santa Claus. They get a hotel room.
White guy goes in room first and sees money on the table and he picks it up. A ghost appears and says, "Put down my money or I'll cut off your weiner." He gets scared and jumps out the window.
Black guy goes in the room, sees the money and picks it up. Ghost appears and says, "Put down my money or I'll cut off you're weiner." He gets scared and jumps out the window.
Santa Claus goes in the room sees the money and picks it up. Ghost appears, "Put down my money or I'll cut off you're weiner." Santa Claus looks at the ghost and says "I'm the ghost of Christmas past, you touch my dick I'll kick your ass!"
If a white cop had a black dick, would he beat it to death?
Where does a black Eskimo live?
In a Nigglu.
What's black and white and red all over?
A police brutality case.
Why can I be black? Because I look like I have puberty, and I sound like I had puberty.
How long does it take a black woman to take out the trash?
About nine months and a day.
How are Black people like communism?
Because they’ll never work, but some of them are willing to give it a shot.
How do you know Adam and Eve were white?
Have you ever tried taking a rib from black women?
