Black jokes
What’s the difference between a Black dad and a Pizza?
One can feed a family.
What's black and never works?
Decaffeinated coffee, you racist bastard!
Why did Sally get a black eye?
Because she tried to play patty cake.
What do you call a black man in the army in camo? Incogneggo.
Yesterday during the storm, there was a blackout, so I shot him.
Memes
No offense, but…
What’s faster than a black guy with the TV?
His little brother with the console.
I saw a Black person riding a bike, so I ran back to my garage. He was still eating.
What do you call a black goldfish? A gigger.
Today my biology teacher asked me what's commonly found in a cell......... And apparently "black people" isn't the right answer.
Teacher: How much is a gram?
Tyronne: Uhmm, depends on what you need.
Where can white people cook better than Black people?
On Father’s Day.
What is red, pink, yellow, green, orange?
A black woman dressed for church.
When Cincinnati played Alabama in 2021, they wore black at their funeral! 🤣
What’s pink, black and has 17 nipples?
A trash can behind the cancer ward.
Have you ever thought about the fact that every market in Africa is a black market?
If there are 4 Mexicans in a van, which of them is driving?
None of them. Immigration service is.
Why do Black people not like country music?
Because every time they hear "hoedown," they think their sister got shot.
Toast is like parents.
If they are both black, you have nothing to eat.
*trigger alert*
Why did the racist cop shut down the space brothel?
Because there were too many black holes.
Look at a bag of black grapes. See how dark they are? That’s how I like my men.
25 at a time.