Black jokes
Why is hangman always done in black ink?
To make it more realistic.
What’s the difference between a Black dad and a Pizza?
One can feed a family.
Have you ever thought about the fact that every market in Africa is a black market?
What do you call it when a white person beats a black person?
A KKKO.
What do black parents and elevators have in common?
Neither of them can raise anything without a belt.
Warner Brothers have made a new Superman movie with Superman being black.
This new Superman's nickname is the "Man of Steel" but it's spelled s-t-e-a-l.
What would Donald Trump be if he was Black?
Shot in the head.
What's black and never works?
Decaffeinated coffee, you racist bastard!
Why did Sally get a black eye?
Because she tried to play patty cake.
When Cincinnati played Alabama in 2021, they wore black at their funeral! 🤣
What do you call a black man in the army in camo? Incogneggo.
Where can white people cook better than Black people?
On Father’s Day.
What is red, pink, yellow, green, orange?
A black woman dressed for church.
Today my biology teacher asked me what's commonly found in a cell......... And apparently "black people" isn't the right answer.
What’s faster than a black guy with the TV?
His little brother with the console.
Yesterday during the storm, there was a blackout, so I shot him.
Teacher: How much is a gram?
Tyronne: Uhmm, depends on what you need.
I saw a Black person riding a bike, so I ran back to my garage. He was still eating.
What do you call a black goldfish? A gigger.
My science teacher asked me what is found inside cells.
I guess "blacks" wasn't the right answer.