Black jokes
Would you watch a tree grow? Or a knee grow?
What's white at the front and black at the back? A bus.
Q: What’s the difference between Black Panther and Batman?
A: Batman “returns.”
What's black and yellow and can't swim?
A school bus full of orphans.
What do black parents and elevators have in common?
Neither of them can raise anything without a belt.
What do you call it when a white person beats a black person?
A KKKO.
Have you ever thought about the fact that every market in Africa is a black market?
What’s the difference between a Black dad and a Pizza?
One can feed a family.
Why is hangman always done in black ink?
To make it more realistic.
Three girls were lined up for execution. The black-haired one, being the smart one, turned around and yelled, "Tornado!"
Everyone panicked, and she escaped. The red-headed one, following her example, shouted as the executioners got back, "Hurricane!"
The red-headed friend escaped too. Now, it was the blonde's turn. Following both her friends, she turned to the executioners and yelled:
"Fire!"
What would Donald Trump be if he was Black?
Shot in the head.
Warner Brothers have made a new Superman movie with Superman being black.
This new Superman's nickname is the "Man of Steel" but it's spelled s-t-e-a-l.
What's black and never works?
Decaffeinated coffee, you racist bastard!
Why did Sally get a black eye?
Because she tried to play patty cake.
What do you call a black couple who's on welfare and food stamps?
Lay-Z and Freeyonce.
What do you call a black man in the army in camo? Incogneggo.
What do you call a black goldfish? A gigger.
I saw a Black person riding a bike, so I ran back to my garage. He was still eating.
Where can white people cook better than Black people?
On Father’s Day.
What is red, pink, yellow, green, orange?
A black woman dressed for church.