Black jokes
What's white at the front and black at the back? A bus.
Would you watch a tree grow? Or a knee grow?
Yesterday, there was a blackout on my street.
So I sold them.
Q: What’s the difference between Black Panther and Batman?
A: Batman “returns.”
What's black and yellow and can't swim?
A school bus full of orphans.
What do black parents and elevators have in common?
Neither of them can raise anything without a belt.
What’s the difference between a Black dad and a Pizza?
One can feed a family.
Have you ever thought about the fact that every market in Africa is a black market?
What do you call it when a white person beats a black person?
A KKKO.
Why is hangman always done in black ink?
To make it more realistic.
Warner Brothers have made a new Superman movie with Superman being black.
This new Superman's nickname is the "Man of Steel" but it's spelled s-t-e-a-l.
What would Donald Trump be if he was Black?
Shot in the head.
What's black and never works?
Decaffeinated coffee, you racist bastard!
Why did Sally get a black eye?
Because she tried to play patty cake.
What do you call a black man in the army in camo? Incogneggo.
Where can white people cook better than Black people?
On Father’s Day.
What is red, pink, yellow, green, orange?
A black woman dressed for church.
Teacher: How much is a gram?
Tyronne: Uhmm, depends on what you need.
I saw a Black person riding a bike, so I ran back to my garage. He was still eating.
What do you call a black goldfish? A gigger.