Black jokes
Why can't white people go to Blackpool? Cuz they're not black.
Vladimir Putin, Donald Trump, and Angela Merkel are standing at the shore and are trying to impress each other with the accomplishments of their countries. Putin brags, "We have nuclear submarines which can stay underwater for six weeks without having to resurface!". Trump goes on, "Six weeks? That's nothing. I have the best submarines, they're underwater für at least three months!". Merkel is about to respond, when a giant steel colossus emerges from the sea. A hatch opens, a black uniform appears - "Heil Hitler! We need Diesel."
What is white, black, and red and can't fit through a revolving door?
A nun with a spear through her head!
What do you call a skinny black dick? A Tootsie Roll.
Why did you always see Michael Jackson wearing two white gloves?
Because masturbation is against Michael Jackson's religious beliefs.
What is red, pink, yellow, green, orange?
A black woman dressed for church.
Why do black people only have nightmares? Because the last one who had a dream was shot.
What do hockey players and cops have in common?
They both use sticks to hit something black.
What’s pink, black and has 17 nipples?
A trash can behind the cancer ward.
A small, nervous woman steps into a hotel elevator in Las Vegas.
At the next floor, three large, burly men step in. The woman is immediately intimidated and clutches her purse tightly.
Suddenly, one of the men says in a deep voice: "Hit the floor!"
Terrified that she is about to be robbed, the woman drops her bags and collapses face down onto the floor of the elevator, cowering in fear.
The men burst out laughing and help the bewildered woman up. The speaker apologizes profusely and says: "No, ma'am, I meant hit the button for our floor!"
The next morning, the woman receives a massive bouquet of roses and has her entire hotel bill paid for. Attached is a note that says: "Thanks for the best laugh I've had in years."
What did God say to the black person?
"Oops, I burned one."😳
Not racist, just funny.
Trump says to Obama, "You know it’s the White House, not the black house, right?" And Obama says, "Yeah, but it isn’t the orange house either."
Charlie likes big, black chocolate.
Why do Black people go to church so much?
Because the priest is the only father they know.
Would you watch a tree grow? Or a knee grow?
I was anonymous with the previous jokes. I will now go by "I can fly! *falls*."
What's black and white and red all over? A mime I hit with my car.
What's black and white and red all over?
A massacre at a funeral.
Why do Black people dip their Oreos in water?
Because daddy never came back home with the milk.
Why does Batman only wear black?
Because he's emo!
In the bus, you can't spell "black" without "back."