Black jokes

What do you call a person that is both Black and Hispanic and was born on Wednesday? Miérkoolaids.

Why did they invent white chocolate?

So Black people can be messy too.

What's black, gold, and red all over?

Tupac in Vegas.

What is black, white, and red all over? An interracial abortion.

What's black and has wheels? Black wheels.

What's black and white and red all over? An American School.

What do you call a white man having intercourse with a black woman?

An Oreo.

A girl had black hair. Also, I threw rubbish at her to realize she wasn't a bin.

What sport are Mexicans the best at?

Cross country.

A Chinese couple had a black baby and named him Sum Ting Wong.

Why do black men have nightmares?

Because the only one that had a dream got shot.

What do you call a 90-year-old black man?

Antique farming equipment.

What do you call a bunch of white people running down a hill? An avalanche.

What about Mexicans you may ask? A mudslide.

What about black people running down a hill?? A jailbreak.

Yo mama's so old, when she was a girl, rainbows were black and white.

Three girls were lined up for execution. The black-haired one, being the smart one, turned around and yelled, "Tornado!"

Everyone panicked, and she escaped. The red-headed one, following her example, shouted as the executioners got back, "Hurricane!"

The red-headed friend escaped too. Now, it was the blonde's turn. Following both her friends, she turned to the executioners and yelled:

"Fire!"

What do you call a Black man having a seizure?

Chocolate shake.

What is black, white, and red all over? An interracial abort!

What can you give a white person that you can't give to a black person?

A black eye.

Black comedy name week:

Malt liquor Monday Tupac Tuesday Watermelon Wednesday Thong Thursday Fried chicken Friday Sukie Sukie Saturday Slap a hoe Sunday

What do you call a skinny black dick? A Tootsie Roll.