Why do Black people dip their Oreos in water?
Because daddy never came back home with the milk.
Warner Brothers have made a new Superman movie with Superman being black.
This new Superman's nickname is the "Man of Steel" but it's spelled s-t-e-a-l.
How do you get a black girl to suck your meat?
Put barbecue sauce on it.
Would you watch a tree grow? Or a knee grow?
Q: What’s the difference between Black Panther and Batman?
A: Batman “returns.”
What did Chris Brown say the first time he saw Rihanna?
I’d hit that.
Yesterday, there was a blackout on my street.
So I sold them.
What's black and yellow and can't swim?
A school bus full of orphans.
What is black, smells bad, and long? Line to social services.
What do you call it when a white person beats a black person?
A KKKO.
What would Donald Trump be if he was Black?
Shot in the head.
What do you call a black person with a pride flag? A Cosmic Brownie.
What's black and never works?
Decaffeinated coffee, you racist bastard!
What are the three worst years of a black child's life?
First grade!
I saw a Black person riding a bike, so I ran back to my garage. He was still eating.
Today my biology teacher asked me what's commonly found in a cell......... And apparently "black people" isn't the right answer.
Teacher: How much is a gram?
Tyronne: Uhmm, depends on what you need.
What’s faster than a black guy with the TV?
His little brother with the console.
Yesterday during the storm, there was a blackout, so I shot him.
What is red, pink, yellow, green, orange?
A black woman dressed for church.
