Black jokes
What do you call a white man having intercourse with a black woman?
An Oreo.
Why are Black people getting stronger?
Because the TVs are getting bigger.
I asked a black man on the street if a white person paints their face black, it’s considered racist, but if a black person paints their face white, will the cops treat them better?
Warner Brothers have made a new Superman movie with Superman being black.
This new Superman's nickname is the "Man of Steel" but it's spelled s-t-e-a-l.
Q: What’s the difference between Black Panther and Batman?
A: Batman “returns.”
Memes
No offense, but…
How do you get a black girl to suck your meat?
Put barbecue sauce on it.
What did Chris Brown say the first time he saw Rihanna?
I’d hit that.
Yesterday, there was a blackout on my street.
So I sold them.
Would you watch a tree grow? Or a knee grow?
What's black and yellow and can't swim?
A school bus full of orphans.
What is black, smells bad, and long? Line to social services.
What would Donald Trump be if he was Black?
Shot in the head.
What do you call it when a white person beats a black person?
A KKKO.
What's black and never works?
Decaffeinated coffee, you racist bastard!
When Cincinnati played Alabama in 2021, they wore black at their funeral! 🤣
I saw a Black person riding a bike, so I ran back to my garage. He was still eating.
What is red, pink, yellow, green, orange?
A black woman dressed for church.
Where can white people cook better than Black people?
On Father’s Day.
What are the three worst years of a black child's life?
First grade!
What’s faster than a black guy with the TV?
His little brother with the console.