Black jokes
What's black and white and red all over? The prisoner I just hit with my car.
Kid sees their grandma taking pills and asks...
"Grandma, why do you need to take all those pills?"
"Well, Grandma needs to take the green medicine for her headaches, but the green pills give her diarrhea. So grandma needs to take the yellow pills for diarrhea, but those pills always make grandma very depressed. Because of her depression, grandma needs to take the black pills, but those always give her high blood pressure. To cure the high blood pressure, grandma has to take the red pills, but those make her always very horny. That's why grandpa has to take the blue pills."
Why do black people only have nightmares?
Because the last one to have a dream got shot. (Martin Luther King joke)
What do you call a white man having intercourse with a black woman?
An Oreo.
I asked a black man on the street if a white person paints their face black, it’s considered racist, but if a black person paints their face white, will the cops treat them better?
Memes
Why are Black people getting stronger?
Because the TVs are getting bigger.
Warner Brothers have made a new Superman movie with Superman being black.
This new Superman's nickname is the "Man of Steel" but it's spelled s-t-e-a-l.
Q: What’s the difference between Black Panther and Batman?
A: Batman “returns.”
Would you watch a tree grow? Or a knee grow?
Why can’t you take a Black Asian guy golfing? Because he can’t drive and can’t find his own balls.
Yesterday, there was a blackout on my street.
So I sold them.
What did Chris Brown say the first time he saw Rihanna?
I’d hit that.
What do you call a black abortion clinic?
Crime Stoppers.
What's black and yellow and can't swim?
A school bus full of orphans.
What do you call it when a white person beats a black person?
A KKKO.
What's black and never works?
Decaffeinated coffee, you racist bastard!
Why did Sally get a black eye?
Because she tried to play patty cake.
When Cincinnati played Alabama in 2021, they wore black at their funeral! 🤣
Today my biology teacher asked me what's commonly found in a cell......... And apparently "black people" isn't the right answer.
What do you call a black man in the army in camo? Incogneggo.