Black Jokes

I saw a black man riding a brand new bike, so I went home to go check my garage, it’s all good bc I still saw mine still chained to the floor begging for food

What’s George floyd’s favorite color? Neon black

why dont you see black people with down syndrome? Because god doesnt punish someone twice

How long does it take a black woman to take out the trash? about nine months and a day

I saw a black person riding bike, so I ran back to my garage. He was still eating.

What do you call a person that is both black and Hispanic, and was born on Wednesday? Miérkoolaids.

if a black person calls you a cracker, let them say you can say things they can't say like, "thanks for the warning officer"

What sport are Mexicans the best at ? - Cross country

What is black, white and red all over? An interracial abortion.

Why cant Juice Wrld play Black Ops II ? Because he cant handle 6 perks

I lost my black friend in the shadows. I lost my white friend on the wall. I lost my Asian friend in the sand and I lost my Islamic friend in the bombings.

Q:What black, white and Asian? A: A Panda...

Vladimir Putin, Donald Trump and Angela Merkel are standing at the shore and are trying to impress each other with the accomplishments of their countries. Putin brags „We have nuclear submarines which can stay under water for six weeks without having to resurface!“. Trump goes on „Six weeks? That’s nothing. I have the best submarines, they‘re underwater für at least three months!“. Merkel is about to respond, when a giant steel colossus emerges from the sea. A hatch opens, a black uniform appears - „Heil Hitler! We need Diesel.“