Black jokes
What do you call a white man having intercourse with a black woman?
An Oreo.
I asked a black man on the street if a white person paints their face black, it’s considered racist, but if a black person paints their face white, will the cops treat them better?
Why are Black people getting stronger?
Because the TVs are getting bigger.
Warner Brothers have made a new Superman movie with Superman being black.
This new Superman's nickname is the "Man of Steel" but it's spelled s-t-e-a-l.
Would you watch a tree grow? Or a knee grow?
Memes
What did Chris Brown say the first time he saw Rihanna?
I’d hit that.
Yesterday, there was a blackout on my street.
So I sold them.
How do you get a black girl to suck your meat?
Put barbecue sauce on it.
Q: What’s the difference between Black Panther and Batman?
A: Batman “returns.”
What's black and yellow and can't swim?
A school bus full of orphans.
What is black, smells bad, and long? Line to social services.
What do you call it when a white person beats a black person?
A KKKO.
What's black and never works?
Decaffeinated coffee, you racist bastard!
Today my biology teacher asked me what's commonly found in a cell......... And apparently "black people" isn't the right answer.
Teacher: How much is a gram?
Tyronne: Uhmm, depends on what you need.
Yesterday during the storm, there was a blackout, so I shot him.
What’s faster than a black guy with the TV?
His little brother with the console.
Where can white people cook better than Black people?
On Father’s Day.
When Cincinnati played Alabama in 2021, they wore black at their funeral! 🤣
I saw a Black person riding a bike, so I ran back to my garage. He was still eating.