Black jokes
What do you call a 90-year-old black man?
Antique farming equipment.
What can you give a white person that you can't give to a black person?
A black eye.
If you really think about it, every market in Africa is a black market.
What was blue and black and doesn't like to have sex... The little girl in my trunk.
What's black and white and red all over? The prisoner I just hit with my car.
Why does Michael Jackson have such a hard time playing chess?
He can't choose between black or white.
Kid sees their grandma taking pills and asks...
"Grandma, why do you need to take all those pills?"
"Well, Grandma needs to take the green medicine for her headaches, but the green pills give her diarrhea. So grandma needs to take the yellow pills for diarrhea, but those pills always make grandma very depressed. Because of her depression, grandma needs to take the black pills, but those always give her high blood pressure. To cure the high blood pressure, grandma has to take the red pills, but those make her always very horny. That's why grandpa has to take the blue pills."
Why do black people only have nightmares?
Because the last one to have a dream got shot. (Martin Luther King joke)
I asked a black man on the street if a white person paints their face black, it’s considered racist, but if a black person paints their face white, will the cops treat them better?
Why are Black people getting stronger?
Because the TVs are getting bigger.
Why did they invent white chocolate?
So Black people can be messy too.
Q: What’s the difference between Black Panther and Batman?
A: Batman “returns.”
Would you watch a tree grow? Or a knee grow?
What's white at the front and black at the back? A bus.
Why can’t you take a Black Asian guy golfing? Because he can’t drive and can’t find his own balls.
Yesterday, there was a blackout on my street.
So I sold them.
What did Chris Brown say the first time he saw Rihanna?
I’d hit that.
What's the difference between a black Jew and a white Jew?
The black Jew sits in the back of the oven.
What's black and yellow and can't swim?
A school bus full of orphans.
Why is hangman always done in black ink?
To make it more realistic.