Black jokes
What’s pink, black and has 17 nipples?
A trash can behind the cancer ward.
If there are 4 Mexicans in a van, which of them is driving?
None of them. Immigration service is.
Toast is like parents.
If they are both black, you have nothing to eat.
Why do Black people not like country music?
Because every time they hear "hoedown," they think their sister got shot.
*trigger alert*
Why did the racist cop shut down the space brothel?
Because there were too many black holes.
Black Black
Look at a bag of black grapes. See how dark they are? That’s how I like my men.
25 at a time.
What is black, smells bad, and long? Line to social services.
There's a white guy, black guy, and Santa Claus. They get a hotel room.
White guy goes in room first and sees money on the table and he picks it up. A ghost appears and says, "Put down my money or I'll cut off your weiner." He gets scared and jumps out the window.
Black guy goes in the room, sees the money and picks it up. Ghost appears and says, "Put down my money or I'll cut off you're weiner." He gets scared and jumps out the window.
Santa Claus goes in the room sees the money and picks it up. Ghost appears, "Put down my money or I'll cut off you're weiner." Santa Claus looks at the ghost and says "I'm the ghost of Christmas past, you touch my dick I'll kick your ass!"
What do you call it when two Mexicans fight?
Juan on Juan.
What do you call a white person from Africa?
Albino.
How do you find a black person in the dark without a flashlight?
Tell them a joke to make them smile.
What do spiders and Black people have in common?
When they’re black, they kill you.
If a white cop had a black dick, would he beat it to death?
What do you call a black woman?
A Nigg-girl.
Where does a black Eskimo live?
In a Nigglu.
What's black and white and red all over?
A police brutality case.
Why can I be black? Because I look like I have puberty, and I sound like I had puberty.
When cops say you have the right to remain silent,
You're just happy you have the right to do something.
How do you know Adam and Eve were white?
Have you ever tried taking a rib from black women?
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 was black.