Black jokes
What would Donald Trump be if he was Black?
Shot in the head.
What is black, smells bad, and long? Line to social services.
There's a white guy, black guy, and Santa Claus. They get a hotel room.
White guy goes in room first and sees money on the table and he picks it up. A ghost appears and says, "Put down my money or I'll cut off your weiner." He gets scared and jumps out the window.
Black guy goes in the room, sees the money and picks it up. Ghost appears and says, "Put down my money or I'll cut off you're weiner." He gets scared and jumps out the window.
Santa Claus goes in the room sees the money and picks it up. Ghost appears, "Put down my money or I'll cut off you're weiner." Santa Claus looks at the ghost and says "I'm the ghost of Christmas past, you touch my dick I'll kick your ass!"
What do you call a white person from Africa?
Albino.
How do you find a black person in the dark without a flashlight?
Tell them a joke to make them smile.
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What do spiders and Black people have in common?
When they’re black, they kill you.
What do you call it when two Mexicans fight?
Juan on Juan.
If a white cop had a black dick, would he beat it to death?
What do you call a black woman?
A Nigg-girl.
Where does a black Eskimo live?
In a Nigglu.
What's black and white and red all over?
A police brutality case.
Why are black men's eyes always red after sex?
From the mace.
When I was a kid, my father would tell me that the black Santa Claus was coming to our house for Christmas. So, instead of putting out cookies and milk, we would put out cornbread and purple Kool-Aid.
How long does it take a black woman to take out the trash?
About nine months and a day.
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 was black.
What do you call a person that is both Black and Hispanic and was born on Wednesday? Miérkoolaids.
What do you call an apartment full of black people?
A CON-dominium.
What words black people can't say? "Thanks for your help, officer."
How are Black people like communism?
Because they’ll never work, but some of them are willing to give it a shot.
When cops say you have the right to remain silent,
You're just happy you have the right to do something.