Black jokes
If a white cop had a black dick, would he beat it to death?
What do you call a black woman?
A Nigg-girl.
Where does a black Eskimo live?
In a Nigglu.
What's black and white and red all over?
A police brutality case.
Why can I be black? Because I look like I have puberty, and I sound like I had puberty.
Memes
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What do you call a person that is both Black and Hispanic and was born on Wednesday? Miérkoolaids.
Why are black men's eyes always red after sex?
From the mace.
When I was a kid, my father would tell me that the black Santa Claus was coming to our house for Christmas. So, instead of putting out cookies and milk, we would put out cornbread and purple Kool-Aid.
How long does it take a black woman to take out the trash?
About nine months and a day.
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 was black.
What do you call an apartment full of black people?
A CON-dominium.
What words black people can't say? "Thanks for your help, officer."
How are Black people like communism?
Because they’ll never work, but some of them are willing to give it a shot.
When cops say you have the right to remain silent,
You're just happy you have the right to do something.
How do you know Adam and Eve were white?
Have you ever tried taking a rib from black women?
you.
What do you call a black man in the dark?
- Nothing.
What do you call a Black man having a seizure?
Chocolate shake.
What did God say to the black person?
"Oops, I burned one."😳
Not racist, just funny.
You. Me. Gas station. What are we getting for dinner? Sushi of course. Uh oh! There was a roofie in our gas station sushi. We black out and wake up in a sewer surrounded by fish.
Horny fish. You know what that means. Fish orgy. The stench draws in a bear. What do we do? We're gonna fight it. Bear fight. Bare handed. Bare, naked? Oh, yes please. We befriend the bear after we beat it in a brawl and ride it into a Chuck E. Cheese. Dance Dance Revolution. Revolution? Overthrow the government? Uh, I think so. Next thing you know, I'm reincarnated as Jesus Christ. Then I turn into a jet, fly into the sun, black out again, wake up, do a bump, white out, which I didn't even know you could do. Then I smoked a joint, greened out. Then I turn into the sun. Uh oh! Looks like the meth is kicking in. aklfhaofhasfahfakh AAAAAAAAA afahfioahflkf AAAAA