Black jokes
Teacher: How much is a gram?
Tyronne: Uhmm, depends on what you need.
What’s faster than a black guy with the TV?
His little brother with the console.
Yesterday during the storm, there was a blackout, so I shot him.
Today my biology teacher asked me what's commonly found in a cell......... And apparently "black people" isn't the right answer.
When Cincinnati played Alabama in 2021, they wore black at their funeral! 🤣
Black Black
What’s pink, black and has 17 nipples?
A trash can behind the cancer ward.
Why do Black people not like country music?
Because every time they hear "hoedown," they think their sister got shot.
If there are 4 Mexicans in a van, which of them is driving?
None of them. Immigration service is.
Toast is like parents.
If they are both black, you have nothing to eat.
*trigger alert*
Why did the racist cop shut down the space brothel?
Because there were too many black holes.
Look at a bag of black grapes. See how dark they are? That’s how I like my men.
25 at a time.
What do you call an older white man surrounded by young black men in the 1800s?
Master.
What do you call an older white man surrounded by young black men in the 2000s?
Coach.
What is black, smells bad, and long? Line to social services.
There's a white guy, black guy, and Santa Claus. They get a hotel room.
White guy goes in room first and sees money on the table and he picks it up. A ghost appears and says, "Put down my money or I'll cut off your weiner." He gets scared and jumps out the window.
Black guy goes in the room, sees the money and picks it up. Ghost appears and says, "Put down my money or I'll cut off you're weiner." He gets scared and jumps out the window.
Santa Claus goes in the room sees the money and picks it up. Ghost appears, "Put down my money or I'll cut off you're weiner." Santa Claus looks at the ghost and says "I'm the ghost of Christmas past, you touch my dick I'll kick your ass!"
How do you find a black person in the dark without a flashlight?
Tell them a joke to make them smile.
What do you call a white person from Africa?
Albino.
What do spiders and Black people have in common?
When they’re black, they kill you.
What do you call it when two Mexicans fight?
Juan on Juan.
If a white cop had a black dick, would he beat it to death?
What do you call a black woman?
A Nigg-girl.