Black jokes
What's the difference between a boomerang and a Black father?
A boomerang comes back.
What's black and never works?
Decaffeinated coffee, you racist bastard!
Would you watch a tree grow? Or a knee grow?
What is black, white, and red all over? My third wife.
A small, nervous woman steps into a hotel elevator in Las Vegas.
At the next floor, three large, burly men step in. The woman is immediately intimidated and clutches her purse tightly.
Suddenly, one of the men says in a deep voice: "Hit the floor!"
Terrified that she is about to be robbed, the woman drops her bags and collapses face down onto the floor of the elevator, cowering in fear.
The men burst out laughing and help the bewildered woman up. The speaker apologizes profusely and says: "No, ma'am, I meant hit the button for our floor!"
The next morning, the woman receives a massive bouquet of roses and has her entire hotel bill paid for. Attached is a note that says: "Thanks for the best laugh I've had in years."
The all black basketball team
So this guy is talking to his buddy about his flying lessons. "My first time in the air, my instructor informed me that he was an 8th degree black belt and homosexual, and if I don't succumb to his sexual advances I would have to jump out of the plane," and his buddy says, "Well, did you jump?" The guy says, "Yeah, a little at first."
What is red, pink, yellow, green, orange?
A black woman dressed for church.
What is black, white, and red all over? An interracial abortion.
What is black and blue and really hates sex? The six-year-old in my basement.
How do you get a black girl to suck your meat?
Put barbecue sauce on it.
What's white as snow within 15-25 mins after death and then black and blue and red all over?
A corpse, of course!
How do you start a rave in Ethiopia?
You put food on the ceiling and they start jumping.
What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.
What's all fuzzy, warm, and laughing? The person who snapped its neck and put it into the blender.
What's black and white and red all over?
A massacre at a funeral.
Why do black men have nightmares?
Because the only one that had a dream got shot.
What is Helen Keller's favorite color? Black.
What do you call a black couple who's on welfare and food stamps?
Lay-Z and Freeyonce.
What do you call a black abortion clinic?
Crime Stoppers.
What do hockey players and cops have in common?
They both use sticks to hit something black.
A Chinese couple had a black baby and named him Sum Ting Wong.