Black jokes
What is black when it’s clean and white when it’s dirty?
Answer: A chalkboard.
What is Helen Keller's favorite color? Black.
Stephen Hawking like black willies.
Book on Michael Jackson: Issued black; returned white.
What's white as snow within 15-25 mins after death and then black and blue and red all over?
A corpse, of course!
What is black, white, and red all over? An interracial abort!
There's a white guy, black guy, and Santa Claus. They get a hotel room.
White guy goes in room first and sees money on the table and he picks it up. A ghost appears and says, "Put down my money or I'll cut off your weiner." He gets scared and jumps out the window.
Black guy goes in the room, sees the money and picks it up. Ghost appears and says, "Put down my money or I'll cut off you're weiner." He gets scared and jumps out the window.
Santa Claus goes in the room sees the money and picks it up. Ghost appears, "Put down my money or I'll cut off you're weiner." Santa Claus looks at the ghost and says "I'm the ghost of Christmas past, you touch my dick I'll kick your ass!"
Why do Black people go to church so much?
Because the priest is the only father they know.
What does BLM stand for?
Black Lust Matters.
What did God say to the black person?
"Oops, I burned one."😳
Not racist, just funny.
What do you call a black person swimming?
Cursed Minecraft image.
What is black, white, and red all over? An interracial abortion.
Chess board White: right Black: left Yellow: invading
What words black people can't say? "Thanks for your help, officer."
Obama was America's first black president, and Trump was their first orange one.
My brother likes his Vegemite so black, it stole our car.
Why can I be black? Because I look like I have puberty, and I sound like I had puberty.
What's white at the front and black at the back? A bus.
What is white, black, and blue all at the same time?
Barack Obama.
I got home one day and a Spanish guy, white guy, black guy told me that your sister knows her meats.
She won a trophy. We blindfolded her, then my sister said, "Yeah, I was blindfolded, and I gave all three of them blowjobs and I had to guess which flavor of the meat it was."
The Trophy said Best Blowjobs. As a brother, I couldn't be prouder.