Black Jokes

three scientists are doing an experiment, they are trying to find out what happens when you stick a cork in an elephants ass. in the lab they each look at each other and decide that they should hire a monkey to do it. the monkey sticks the cork up the elephant's ass and the scientists wait three weeks.

the monkey pulls out the cork and all three scientists go back and discus what they saw. the first one, standing one mile away, says all he could see was a wave of brown then it all went black, the second, standing two miles away, said the same, the third, who was standing three miles away, said all he could see was the other two get consumed by a massive cloud of brown.

What's black, white, and red all over?

A bi-racial car wreck.

The Mother and her Daughter went to the store. After they arrived, the Daughter looked around and ran off somewhere. The Mother realized this and took off looking for her, after awhile, she found her tugging on a black man, the Mother asked "What are you doing" and the Daughter replied "I wan't the chocolate"

What’s heavy, black, and can’t swim?

Ted Kennedy’s Oldsmobile Delmot 88 with Mary Jo Kopechne trapped inside

what do you call a wet condom

a wet condom

How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, they just arrest the lightbulb for being broke and beat the room for being black.

When was the first Black Friday?

1619.

What’s Black, white, and red all over?

An ethnic orgy

whats black blue and red laying in ditch you after you disrespect me

Whats a currents favroute juice?

Black "current"!

What do you call a white man surrounded by black men? Coach.

I hate when I lose my white friends in the snow and my black friends in the dark. Where do I lose my friends from Afghanistan?

In an explosion.

What is black , white and red all over

A dead zebra 🦓

If the grinch was an average white thotty b.... girl: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V6LmcrJq6oo

If the grinch was an average black girl: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WYzLo8vjSqI&has_verified=1

what do you call a skinny black dick? A tootsie roll

whats black anorexic dumb and will never get a girlfriend

me

what do you call a black hole ? butt hole

In communist Russia there is no discrimination. White, black, African, American, British and Asian. They all go to Gulag eventually.

stop being rasices you wouldnt put that for blacks

What's long, black and full of seamen? A submarine.