Hey guess what I got for my birthday. No what did you get? Older
Thanks for the birthday wishes. It's been an odd one this year as some of you know, my father suddenly passed away on my birthday last year and anyone who knew the old man knew he had a sledgehammer wit!
Good on ya dad ya definitely got the last laugh!
What happens when you bring a paedophile to a babies birthday party. You will have even more birthday parties to go to.
Yo mama so scary, the government moved Halloween to her birthday
I never feel offended if my friends doesn't wish my birthday
Because that's what i want
What Do You Sing On a Dead Person's Birthday? Happy Death-Day To You
if it is some-ones birthday say this for a joke a long time ago in a far away galaxy
YOU WERE BORN!!!!
Jack is a ugly meany who’s not going to my birthday😮💨😮💨😮💨😼😼
I got my son a bike for his birthday the ungratful fucker just sat in his wheelchair all day crying
it was my cousin's birthday and my mom said what should we get her.I said a rope
Happy birthday to you, you look like a ball, can’t fit in my jaws, I try to suck it
I called my sister a party pooper after she came to my party uninvited Grampa said that the only ones who poop at parties are the ones who don't get invited So I guess that means I was the party pooper at my own birthday?
I was going to invite your friends to your birthday but thet where all extincet
Why didn’t the orphan celebrate their birthday
Because they didn’t have a mom to birth them
Most people age up on there birthdays, Stephen levels up
everyone when we're in the cafeteria singing happy birthday to some random person: Happy birthday to you.., Happy birthday to you, happy birthday dear____, happy birthday to u Me in the background: Happy deathday to you..., Happy deathday to you, happy death day dear___, happy death day to you!..
