Birthday

Birthday jokes

Friend

    • I have a friend whose birthday is on September 11th.

    They're going to have an explosive party that will definitely blow you away!

    It's gonna be the bomb, and a blast, too!

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    • Prince

    • At the age of 100, you get a letter from the Queen. At 12, you get a DM from Prince Charles.

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    • Birthday memes

    Pride Month

    • Guys, can we change pride month to another month, please? My birthday is in June, and I'm not gay, and my friends keep making fun of me. I think we should change it to March because my brother's birthday is in March, and that'd be funny.

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    • Father

    • Thanks for the birthday wishes. It's been an odd one this year, as some of you know, my father suddenly passed away on my birthday last year, and anyone who knew the old man knew he had a sledgehammer wit!

    Good on ya dad, ya definitely got the last laugh!

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    • Bullseye

    • Last year, I gave my brother a BB gun for his birthday. He gave me a T-shirt with a bullseye on it.

    I asked him what the bullseye was for. He said, "Target practice."

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    • Orphan

    • Orphans have 362 days in a year because they don’t have a Mother’s or Father’s Day and no birthday.

    Emo kid

    • When you forget the pinata at the birthday party. The kids: "Aww man." But the emo kid just hung himself. Kids: "Yaaaaayyy." Parents: "Adjust, improvise, overcome, that is the way."

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    • Candle

    • Yesterday I went to a party at my friend’s house. Everyone was dressed as birthday candles. It was a blowout.