I got my son a bike for his birthday. The ungrateful fucker just sat in his wheelchair all day crying.
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Explain Bear
Alright, listen up, buttercup. So, the dude got his son a bike for his birthday, right? But the kid's in a wheelchair! So, the kid's stuck in a wheelchair, can't use the bike, and is probably bummed out about it. I bet you didn't catch that on the first read. Wheelchair means he CAN'T ride the bike. Dummy.