Birthday Jokes

Hi there! My name is Michael Grover, and I am an explorer. Ever since I’ve been little, I’ve loved searching for new things. As a baby, my parents kept finding me in nooks and crannies around the house. “On the search” as they would say. By the age of 5, I had been to every continent on the planet, barring Antarctica. For my 12th birthday, my parents got me diving lessons, and by the time I was 13, I could scuba dive to a depth of 40 meters, as well as go cave diving. I got a pilot’s license by the age of 17, and I learned to sail just before my 18th birthday. Instead of going to university, I decided to travel around South America, exploring its rich jungles and beautiful landscapes. During my trip, I met my now wife who was also an explorer. For our honeymoon, we sailed around the Caribbean and we discovered 3 new islands which we named after the cats that I had growing up. Over the course of my life, I have come across great treasures and wondrous experiences. But in all my life, and in all my travels, I’m afraid I have never come across a single person who cared about what you just said.

For my birthday on September 11th this year I just want a plane but delicious chocolate cake

What do angels serve at birthday parties in Heaven?

Angel food cake 🎂🥳

(My dad told me a new version of a happy birthday song)

Happy birthday to you, you live in a zoo, you look likes a monkey, and you smell like one too!

(No affence to anyone reading this on there birthday)

What is the worst thing about your birthday being on September 11? Party crashers.

Orphans have 362 days in a year

Bea cause they don’t have a mother or Father’s Day and no birthday

Yo momma so old, her birthday's expired.

Can emo kids get a happy birthday

Why do candles 🕯 like birthdays?

Because they can get lit.

so i got my brother a jumping castel for his birthday that bitch cried in his wheel chair

You mom as so fat every time she turns around its her birthday

My wife is so fat! She wears high heels she strikes oil. When she sits around the house she really sits around the house. Everytime she turns around it's her birthday.

for my birthday on sept 11 this year I just want a plane chocolate cake

Yesterday I went to a party at my friend’s house. Everyone was dressed as birthday candles. It was a blowout.

My birthday's on September 11th, I'm gonna turn the fuck up and throw a banger! Then rub my tits in birthday cake frosting!!! WOOOOOOOOO!

I’m going back to the house to get some stuff for my dad and then I’m going to have a car and a birthday party came up for the weekend at the end of the week I was going to get my birthday cake for the day