why is 4/20 such an epic date?
because It's weed day, columbine, AND hitler's birthday ;)
Guys can we change pride month to another month please my birthday is in june and im mot gay and my friends keep making fun of me i think we should change it to march because my brothers birthday is in march and thatd be funny
What do clams do on their birthday they shellbrate but they eat all the cake for themselves because they’re shellfish
When you turn 100 you get a letter from the Queen, when you turn 16 you get a DM from prince Andrew.
My sister’s birthday is on 9-11, when she opened her presents she jumped up with explosion
So, I got my blind friend a big Mac for his birthday, a week later he walked up to me and said "Damn, that was the most violent book I've ever read."
"What did the blind, dumb, paraplegic, death eight year old child get for their birthday?"
"Cancer"
Time for a story: There are 500 bricks on a plane, one falls off. How many are left? 499.
What are the 3 steps to putting an elephant in a refrigerator? Open fridge, put in elephant, close fridge.
What are the 4 steps to putting a giraffe in a fridge? Open fridge, take out elephant, put in giraffe, close fridge.
The lion king is having a birthday party. All the animals attend except one, who is it? Giraffe, he's stuck in the fridge.
Sally wants to cross an alligator infested river. There is no bridge and the only way she can get across is by swimming. She swims across safely, how? The alligators where at the birthday party.
Sally dies anyway. How? She got hit in the head by a flying brick.
Sally threw herself a birthday party, and only one person showed up. Who is it?
The grim reaper
Who gave jesus his birthday presents every year?
Santa clause!
Me: Hey, mom? Why do we celebrate birthdays?
Mom: Because that's the day a new life was born, and people are born every day so every day is a special day.
My thoughts: And my friend wonders why I have depression...
Patient: “Doctor, I get heartburn every time I eat birthday cake.” Doctor: “Next time, take off the candles.”
TO ALL THE CHILDREN ON THIS WEBSITE HELLO!!!!! HEY!!!! HOW IS LIFE TREATING YOU? ( BTW I'M A KID TO I'M HAYLEY AND I'M TURNING 13 MY B DAY IS 10/08/2008)
Why do kids with cancer hate their birthday?
They don't know if they'll be alive to see it.
so i walked up to my grandma and i said what color would u be on a rainbow cupcake she just turned 61 ok ok so im like 'i got i got ok ok' she like: ok what color" i say:"grey"
A little boy was given a bicycle and a soccer ball for his birthday, but why was the little boy unhappy?
Because the little boy had no legs.
What did sally get for her 18 birthday a brick . Why did she get a brick she h
What is the difference between a Chick pea and a Garbanzo bean? I've never had a Garbanzo bean on my face for my birthday.
I got my sister a trampoline for her birthday but she won’t get out of her wheelchair and use it.
what did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?
Aye matey
