Birthday

Birthday jokes

Prince

    • At the age of 100, you get a letter from the Queen. At 12, you get a DM from Prince Charles.

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    • Cancer

    • "What did the blind, dumb, paraplegic, dead, eight-year-old child get for their birthday?"

    "Cancer."

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    • Cousin

    • My little cousin's birthday was in a few days, and his mom said he wanted Hot Wheels. So I sent him a video of me pushing a paralyzed kid into fire and screaming "HOT WHEELS!"

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    • Birthday memes

    Baby

    • What did the 1.8 nanosecond old baby get for his birthday?

    Nailed to a puppy falling on a buzz saw being crushed in a hydraulic press while being set on fire.

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    • Mom

    • I hate my birthday. For my first birthday my mom gave me my life. I liked it when it was new and fun. Now it's broken and sad and I wanna take it back.

    Stepfather

    • On my 21st Birthday, my mom told me, "I got a nice birthday present for you. As the son and only child, you're going to get something good, something you've been looking forward to," is what my mom said.

    Me, my mom, and my only friend celebrated my Birthday, then we all went to sleep. I woke up the next day. I asked, "Hey, where's my gift you said you got me?" My mom said, "Since your father left us, you have no father figure in your life, so this is your new stepfather." The only thing is, it was my only friend.

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    • Adoption papers

    • So, my friend's birthday is in a couple of days, and I was wondering what to get him.

    He hangs out at my house a lot, so I suggested adoption papers.

    Parent

    • Parent: My parents never attended my birthdays.

    Birthday girl: Oh wow!

    Parent: Anyone missing?

    Birthday girl: Your parents.

    Emo kid

    • When you forget the pinata at the birthday party. The kids: "Aww man." But the emo kid just hung himself. Kids: "Yaaaaayyy." Parents: "Adjust, improvise, overcome, that is the way."

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