Cafeteria

Cafeteria Jokes

Lunch

Sara opens her lunch and reads the letter inside. "I packed your favorite -love mom," Sara reaches in and announces "yay PB and J!" Tom goes in his lunch and pulls out a letter "go buy yourself something healthy at the cafeteria -Dad," then pulls out 20 bucks and says "nice!" They both look at Craig as he pulls out a letter. Craig reads the letter in his head, it said "WE HAVE YOUR PARENTS, THEY TELL US THEY KEEP THE MONEY UNDER THEIR BED. BRING $10 000 TO THE RANDAVOU POINT OR THEY WILL BE KILLED. YOU DIDN'T TAKE US SERIOUSLY LAST TIME SO THERE IS MORE PROOF IN YOUR LUNCH." Craig throws down the letter and pulls a finger out of his lunch. Tom and Sara look shocked, then Craig says "ugh, severed finger, again!"

Pedophile

Q: What's a pedophile's favorite place to eat?

A: Schools because there is a wide variety of choices.

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  • Cannibal

    Why did the student cannibal rush to the cafeteria?

    He wanted to eat ahead of the others.

    Apple

    In a Catholic school cafeteria, a nun places a note in front of a pile of apples, "Only take one. God is watching." Further down the line is a pile of cookies. A little boy makes his own note, "Take all you want. God is watching the apples."

    Lunch

    I’m always the first person in line at school for lunch.

    I just cut everyone.

    Dinner

    Kids, next time you have school dinners, make sure you have something you actually like so you don't have to shove all your food over to one side of the plate to make it look like you've eaten more than you actually have.

    Rapper

    Why did the rapper go to school?

    To drop some FRESH RHYMES in the cafeteria!

    Birthday

    Everyone when we're in the cafeteria singing happy birthday to some random person: "Happy birthday to you..., Happy birthday to you, happy birthday dear

    Me in the background: Happy deathday to you..., Happy deathday to you, happy death day dear___, happy death day to you!"