Birthday jokes
Last week was my blind friend's birthday. I thought I would give him something really good that he may need.
As I walk into his house and give him a cheese grater for a birthday present, he sets it next to him. As weeks pass, he comes up to me. He said, "That present that you gave me for my birthday was the most intense book I have ever read!"
How do crabs honor their mom’s birthday? The shell-abrate.
Man, everybody's birthday is this year! 🤦🏽♂️
Why is September 11th the best birthday ever? No one forgets it :)
When you're born on 4/20/69...
I got my son a trampoline for his birthday.
The ungrateful boy sat in his wheelchair the whole time.
Guys, can we change pride month to another month, please? My birthday is in June, and I'm not gay, and my friends keep making fun of me. I think we should change it to March because my brother's birthday is in March, and that'd be funny.
"I bought my little sister a trampoline for her birthday, but all she wants to do is sit in her wheelchair and cry."
Why didn’t the orphan celebrate their birthday?
Because they didn’t have a mom to birth them.
As an Autist, I find these jokes really funny. Thanks for the early 13th birthday present, ya'll :>
What is the worst thing about your birthday being on September 11?
Party crashers.
You know what an emo gets for his birthday? A rope.
Last year, I gave my brother a BB gun for his birthday. He gave me a T-shirt with a bullseye on it.
I asked him what the bullseye was for. He said, "Target practice."
At the age of 100, you get a letter from the Queen. At 12, you get a DM from Prince Charles.
Orphans have 362 days in a year because they don’t have a Mother’s or Father’s Day and no birthday.
When you turn 100, you get a letter from the Queen. When you turn 16, you get a DM from Prince Andrew.
What do rats like on their birthday? Mice cream and cake.
I called my sister a party pooper after she came to my party uninvited.
Grampa said that the only ones who poop at parties are the ones who don't get invited.
So I guess that means I was the party pooper at my own birthday?
Yesterday I went to a party at my friend’s house. Everyone was dressed as birthday candles. It was a blowout.
Why do candles like birthdays?
Because they can get lit!