Birthday Jokes

What kind of birthday cake do you get on September 11th?

Three small ones, so you can have a flight of different cake flavors!

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When you turn 100 you get a letter from the Queen, when you turn 16 you get a DM from prince Andrew.

Guys can we change pride month to another month please my birthday is in june and im mot gay and my friends keep making fun of me i think we should change it to march because my brothers birthday is in march and thatd be funny

why is 4/20 such an epic date?

because It's weed day, columbine, AND hitler's birthday ;)

What do clams do on their birthday they shellbrate but they eat all the cake for themselves because they’re shellfish

My lesbian friends bought me a nice watch for my birthday. I think they got confused when I said "I wanna watch"

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My sister’s birthday is on 9-11, when she opened her presents she jumped up with explosion

There was once a young sister who never got anything good for her birthday, and she was sick of it. So one day the girl asked for a puppy, and the parents said yes. When she got the puppy, he was nice. But the puppy needed food every two minutes. The parents eventually the parents got sick of it and came up with a plan. Two weeks passed and the younger and less fat sister asked where her other sister was as she wanted to play barbies. “And also, why haven’t you been feeding the dog? He needs food you know.” The parents only answered with “oh! Yes, you can have a room all to yourself now. And about the puppy..he won’t need feeding for years.”

Who gave jesus his birthday presents every year?

Santa clause!

What is the worst thing about your birthday being on September 11? Party crashers.

Why do kids with cancer hate their birthday?

They don't know if they'll be alive to see it.

TO ALL THE CHILDREN ON THIS WEBSITE HELLO!!!!! HEY!!!! HOW IS LIFE TREATING YOU? ( BTW I'M A KID TO I'M HAYLEY AND I'M TURNING 13 MY B DAY IS 10/08/2008)

Last week was my BLIND friend's birthday. I thought I would give him something really good that he may need. As I walk into his house and give him a cheese grader for a birthday present he sets it next to him. As weeks past he comes up to me. He said " That present that you gave me for my birthday was the most intense book I has ever read"

so i walked up to my grandma and i said what color would u be on a rainbow cupcake she just turned 61 ok ok so im like 'i got i got ok ok' she like: ok what color" i say:"grey"