What is a big animal π¦? A bat π¦!
Biology Jokes
Whatβs the difference between me and grass? Grass doesnβt cut itself.
Why canβt a tree have sex? They are always tied up.
What's the single worst terrestrial species? Humans, obviously.
There are multiple. Thatβs the joke.
What's the difference between your mom and a mosquito?
Answer: The mosquito stops sucking if you slap hard enough.
When you die, scientists will preserve your skull.
What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh.
What is the difference between a horse and a rabbit?
A horse can't hoop.
Hey there, wanna buy some chromosomes?
Teacher: What does the pig's skin do?
Student: It keeps pig skin together! π
"Rapeboat" has six fingers on each hand and one big eyebrow. Signs of inbreeding.
Animals are just... so hot!
What do sharks and humans have alike? The great white one.
What do stomata use to fill their pools?
Chlor-ine.
What do you call a gay cactus?
A "prick."
What do you call a fish without eyes?
- Fsh.
What do you call skeletons having sex?
When the relationship is dead, but you're still fucking.
What is the difference between a human being and a tree tree house that is a tree tree house that is a tree tree house that is a tree tree π³?
What is the difference between a human being and a tree?
