Biology jokes
What do you get when a dinosaur farts?
A blast from the past!
What is the difference between a human and a tree? A human can walk and you can drive.
Humans and sharks have something in common: the great ones are always white.
There are more than 2 genders.
How do you know if a black lady’s pregnant?
You put a banana up her vagina and see if any little monkeys come and get it.
What did the stepbrother and stepsister do together?
Oof, mitosis!
What do my baby and dinosaurs have in common? They are both dead.
Why do girls not have balls?
Because they don’t.
What is an egg?
What does a shark smoke? Sea-weed.
How do whales breathe underwater? They take a deep meth.
What is the difference between a human and a tree?
And walk, walk home, and...
Q: Why doesn't a skeleton mother drink water?
A: Because it gives her more work!
Why can't cheetahs run forever? Because they run out of breath!
What is a big animal 🦓? A bat 🦇!
What do cheetahs wear to work?
They can't change because cheetahs can't change their spots!
"Rapeboat" has six fingers on each hand and one big eyebrow. Signs of inbreeding.
Animals are just... so hot!
What do sharks and humans have alike? The great white one.
What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh.
Why can’t a tree have sex? They are always tied up.