Teacher: What does the pig's skin do?
Student: It keeps pig skin together! π
Hey there, wanna buy some chromosomes?
What is the difference between a horse and a rabbit?
A horse can't hoop.
Why canβt a tree have sex? They are always tied up.
There are multiple. Thatβs the joke.
What do you call skeletons having sex?
When the relationship is dead, but you're still fucking.
We used to have a tail on the back... and now it moves forward.
What's the single worst terrestrial species? Humans, obviously.
When you die, scientists will preserve your skull.
"Rapeboat" has six fingers on each hand and one big eyebrow. Signs of inbreeding.
Animals are just... so hot!
What do stomata use to fill their pools?
Chlor-ine.
What do you call a gay cactus?
A "prick."
What do you call a fish without eyes?
- Fsh.
What do sharks and humans have alike? The great white one.
What is the difference between a human being and a tree tree house that is a tree tree house that is a tree tree house that is a tree tree π³?
What is the difference between a human being and a tree?
Whatβs the difference between me and grass? Grass doesnβt cut itself.
What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh.
What's the difference between your mom and a mosquito?
Answer: The mosquito stops sucking if you slap hard enough.
