Biology jokes

What do cheetahs wear to work?

They can't change because cheetahs can't change their spots!

What is a big animal 🦓? A bat 🦇!

What’s the difference between me and grass? Grass doesn’t cut itself.

Why can’t a tree have sex? They are always tied up.

What's the single worst terrestrial species? Humans, obviously.

There are multiple. That’s the joke.

When you die, scientists will preserve your skull.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh.

What is the difference between a horse and a rabbit?

A horse can't hoop.

Hey there, wanna buy some chromosomes?

Teacher: What does the pig's skin do?

Student: It keeps pig skin together! 😂

"Rapeboat" has six fingers on each hand and one big eyebrow. Signs of inbreeding.

Animals are just... so hot!

What do sharks and humans have alike? The great white one.

What do stomata use to fill their pools?

Chlor-ine.

What do you call a gay cactus?

A "prick."

What do you call a fish without eyes?

- Fsh.

What do you call skeletons having sex?

When the relationship is dead, but you're still fucking.

What is the difference between a human being and a tree tree house that is a tree tree house that is a tree tree house that is a tree tree 🌳?

What is the difference between a human being and a tree?