Biology jokes
Q: What did one snake say to the other?
A: Nothing because they are both dead.
What kind of bike do women ride?
A menstrual cycle.
What is the difference between a human and a tree? A human can walk and you can drive.
What is a dog?
An animal.
Humans and sharks have something in common: the great ones are always white.
There are more than 2 genders.
How do you know if a black lady’s pregnant?
You put a banana up her vagina and see if any little monkeys come and get it.
Why do girls not have balls?
Because they don’t.
What do my baby and dinosaurs have in common? They are both dead.
What did the stepbrother and stepsister do together?
Oof, mitosis!
What does a shark smoke? Sea-weed.
How do whales breathe underwater? They take a deep meth.
Q: Why doesn't a skeleton mother drink water?
A: Because it gives her more work!
What is the difference between a human and a tree?
And walk, walk home, and...
What is an egg?
Why can't cheetahs run forever? Because they run out of breath!
What do cheetahs wear to work?
They can't change because cheetahs can't change their spots!
What is a big animal 🦓? A bat 🦇!
What’s the difference between me and grass? Grass doesn’t cut itself.
Why can’t a tree have sex? They are always tied up.
What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh.