Biology jokes
What is an egg?
Q: Why doesn't a skeleton mother drink water?
A: Because it gives her more work!
Why can't cheetahs run forever? Because they run out of breath!
What do cheetahs wear to work?
They can't change because cheetahs can't change their spots!
What is a big animal 🦓? A bat 🦇!
We used to have a tail on the back... and now it moves forward.
What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh.
What is the difference between a horse and a rabbit?
A horse can't hoop.
Hey there, wanna buy some chromosomes?
What's the difference between your mom and a mosquito?
Answer: The mosquito stops sucking if you slap hard enough.
What's the single worst terrestrial species? Humans, obviously.
When you die, scientists will preserve your skull.
Teacher: What does the pig's skin do?
Student: It keeps pig skin together! 😂
What is the difference between a human being and a tree tree house that is a tree tree house that is a tree tree house that is a tree tree 🌳?
What is the difference between a human being and a tree?
What do you call a gay cactus?
A "prick."
What do stomata use to fill their pools?
Chlor-ine.
What do you call a fish without eyes?
- Fsh.
What do you call skeletons having sex?
When the relationship is dead, but you're still fucking.
Why can’t a tree have sex? They are always tied up.