Biology jokes
What does a shark smoke? Sea-weed.
How do whales breathe underwater? They take a deep meth.
What is the difference between a human and a tree?
And walk, walk home, and...
What is an egg?
Why can't cheetahs run forever? Because they run out of breath!
What do cheetahs wear to work?
They can't change because cheetahs can't change their spots!
What is a big animal π¦? A bat π¦!
What do sharks and humans have alike? The great white one.
Animals are just... so hot!
"Rapeboat" has six fingers on each hand and one big eyebrow. Signs of inbreeding.
What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh.
What do stomata use to fill their pools?
Chlor-ine.
What do you call a gay cactus?
A "prick."
What is the difference between a horse and a rabbit?
A horse can't hoop.
Whatβs the difference between me and grass? Grass doesnβt cut itself.
Why canβt a tree have sex? They are always tied up.
There are multiple. Thatβs the joke.
When you die, scientists will preserve your skull.
What's the single worst terrestrial species? Humans, obviously.
What's the difference between your mom and a mosquito?
Answer: The mosquito stops sucking if you slap hard enough.
Hey there, wanna buy some chromosomes?