Biology jokes
What is the difference between a human and a tree? A human can walk and you can drive.
What is a dog?
An animal.
How do you tell a male skeleton from a female skeleton by the BONERS lmao?
Why do women have periods? Because they deserve them!
Q: What did one snake say to the other?
A: Nothing because they are both dead.
What do you get when a dinosaur farts?
A blast from the past!
Humans and sharks have something in common: the great ones are always white.
How do you know if a black lady’s pregnant?
You put a banana up her vagina and see if any little monkeys come and get it.
Why do girls not have balls?
Because they don’t.
What do my baby and dinosaurs have in common? They are both dead.
What did the stepbrother and stepsister do together?
Oof, mitosis!
Q: Why doesn't a skeleton mother drink water?
A: Because it gives her more work!
What is the difference between a human and a tree?
And walk, walk home, and...
What is an egg?
What does a shark smoke? Sea-weed.
How do whales breathe underwater? They take a deep meth.
Why can't cheetahs run forever? Because they run out of breath!
What is a big animal 🦓? A bat 🦇!
What do cheetahs wear to work?
They can't change because cheetahs can't change their spots!
"Rapeboat" has six fingers on each hand and one big eyebrow. Signs of inbreeding.
What do sharks and humans have alike? The great white one.