Biology jokes
What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino?
Answer: Elephino.
Why did the octopus 🐙 beat the shark in a fight?
Because he was well armed!
Snake one: Are we venomous?
Snake two: Yep!... Why do you ask?
Snake one: Cuz I just bit my tongue!!! (Drama scene)
So, you're human, huh? Well, I'm a skeleton, so not much gets under my skin.
What do orphans and dinosaurs have in common?
Their parents are extinct.
Men and women are not equal, speaking biologically and mentally. I don't care what other feminists say. Men are naturally physically stronger, while women are more mentally stable (sometimes). The internet and the media will lie. You feminists say that you are stronger. Well, you wish. You can't hit a girl because she is more sensitive, but she says she is stronger. Like, what the hell?
We're not sexist men; you're sexist women. And BTW, you'll rot in hell for hating God's creation. And also, men were created before women. Search it up in the Bible or online.
What kind of motorcycle do women ride? A menstrual cycle.
What do you get if you cross a loaf of bread with a vagina?
A yeast infection.
What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh.
Jokes about menstruation are never funny, period!
What if plants are farming us, giving us oxygen until we die, and turn into natural fertilizer which helps them?
What do you call a dinosaur with a butt?
A Butt-asaurus.
What do you call a fish with two knees?
Why can't two Asians have a white baby?
Two wongs don't make a white.
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Why was the baby ant confused?
Because its uncles were all aunts!
What’s the easiest way to make a glow worm happy? Cut off its tail—it’ll be delighted!
Your hairline goes sooooo far back that dinosaurs exist on it.
Why is the cheetah so fast?
Because it can't walk slow.
What do you call a person whose heart stopped?
Dead.