Biology jokes
What do you call a three-humped camel? Pregnant.
What kind of motorcycle do women ride? A menstrual cycle.
What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh.
What do you get if you cross a loaf of bread with a vagina?
A yeast infection.
Jokes about menstruation are never funny, period!
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What if plants are farming us, giving us oxygen until we die, and turn into natural fertilizer which helps them?
What do you call a dinosaur with a butt?
A Butt-asaurus.
What do you call a fish with two knees?
Why can't two Asians have a white baby?
Two wongs don't make a white.
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Your hairline goes sooooo far back that dinosaurs exist on it.
Why was the baby ant confused?
Because its uncles were all aunts!
Why is the cheetah so fast?
Because it can't walk slow.
Whatβs the easiest way to make a glow worm happy? Cut off its tailβitβll be delighted!
What do you call a person whose heart stopped?
Dead.
Monkeys are big, but they sure can swing very lightly.
What's the easiest way to make a glow worm happy? Cut off its tailβit'll be delighted!
My biology teacher told us "get out nice and sharp colored pencils." Does she mean as sharp as in the blades I use to cut myself?
What do you get when you cross cow DNA with human DNA?
Kicked out of the petting zoo.
If we send more mosquitoes to Africa, we could save more mosquitoes from dying of AIDS.