Biology jokes
What did the hermit crabs do on Mother's Day?
They shellabrated their mommy.
Why can’t two Asians make a white kid?
Because two wrongs don’t make a white.
Hey, you know those birds and lizards that feast on decaying flesh?
Oh, sorry, I shouldn't carrion about it.
What did one tree say to another in a crisis? Don't leaf me when things get bad.
So, you're human, huh? Well, I'm a skeleton, so not much gets under my skin.
Men and women are not equal, speaking biologically and mentally. I don't care what other feminists say. Men are naturally physically stronger, while women are more mentally stable (sometimes). The internet and the media will lie. You feminists say that you are stronger. Well, you wish. You can't hit a girl because she is more sensitive, but she says she is stronger. Like, what the hell?
We're not sexist men; you're sexist women. And BTW, you'll rot in hell for hating God's creation. And also, men were created before women. Search it up in the Bible or online.
Jokes about menstruation are never funny, period!
What if plants are farming us, giving us oxygen until we die, and turn into natural fertilizer which helps them?
What do you call a dinosaur with a butt?
A Butt-asaurus.
What kind of motorcycle do women ride? A menstrual cycle.
What do you get if you cross a loaf of bread with a vagina?
A yeast infection.
What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh.
What do you call a fish with two knees?
Why can't two Asians have a white baby?
Two wongs don't make a white.
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Your hairline goes sooooo far back that dinosaurs exist on it.
What’s the easiest way to make a glow worm happy? Cut off its tail—it’ll be delighted!
Why was the baby ant confused?
Because its uncles were all aunts!
Why is the cheetah so fast?
Because it can't walk slow.
What do you call a person whose heart stopped?
Dead.