Biology jokes
Snake one: Are we venomous?
Snake two: Yep!... Why do you ask?
Snake one: Cuz I just bit my tongue!!! (Drama scene)
What did one tree say to another in a crisis? Don't leaf me when things get bad.
Hey, you know those birds and lizards that feast on decaying flesh?
Oh, sorry, I shouldn't carrion about it.
Why don't ants get sick?
Because they have anty-bodies.
What do you call a three-humped camel? Pregnant.
Men and women are not equal, speaking biologically and mentally. I don't care what other feminists say. Men are naturally physically stronger, while women are more mentally stable (sometimes). The internet and the media will lie. You feminists say that you are stronger. Well, you wish. You can't hit a girl because she is more sensitive, but she says she is stronger. Like, what the hell?
We're not sexist men; you're sexist women. And BTW, you'll rot in hell for hating God's creation. And also, men were created before women. Search it up in the Bible or online.
What do you get if you cross a loaf of bread with a vagina?
A yeast infection.
What kind of motorcycle do women ride? A menstrual cycle.
Jokes about menstruation are never funny, period!
What if plants are farming us, giving us oxygen until we die, and turn into natural fertilizer which helps them?
What do you call a dinosaur with a butt?
A Butt-asaurus.
What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh.
What do you call a fish with two knees?
Why can't two Asians have a white baby?
Two wongs don't make a white.
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Your hairline goes sooooo far back that dinosaurs exist on it.
What’s the easiest way to make a glow worm happy? Cut off its tail—it’ll be delighted!
Why is the cheetah so fast?
Because it can't walk slow.
Why was the baby ant confused?
Because its uncles were all aunts!
What do you call a person whose heart stopped?
Dead.