Why did the orphan go to the monkey exhibit?
To see his closest relatives.
What do you call a midget born from precum?
"Half Nut!"
What's the difference between sex and gender?
You can't have gender with your sister.
How do you get a koala to die? Kill it.
I know a lot of people hate tapeworms, but they will always have a special place in my heart.
Monkeys are big, but they sure can swing very lightly.
What comes in and comes out, but you should never miss it?
Any ideas?
SHIT!!!!
What happens to teeth when they go in water?
Bro, I dunno, they get wet?
My biology teacher told us "get out nice and sharp colored pencils." Does she mean as sharp as in the blades I use to cut myself?
What's the easiest way to make a glow worm happy? Cut off its tailβit'll be delighted!
If a tree could be any animal, what would it be?
Answer: A dog because of its bark lol. π
Why are camels known as ships of the desert?
Because theyβre full of Arab semen.
Did you know your pupils are the last part to stop working when you die? They dilate.
Why do gay men hate periods? Because they per Collins.
Yo mama so fat, her blood type is mayonnaise.
Your mom is pregnant and you're the father.
I get knocked down, but I get up again, as long as I have 46 chromosomes.
What does a kid with cancer and a house fly have in common?
A life expectancy of 15-25 days.
What keeps you breathing when you're on Earth?
I don't know. I suffocated at birth.
What is a room you can not enter?
A mushroom.
