Biology jokes
What did the hermit crabs do on Mother's Day?
They shellabrated their mommy.
Your sister is your mother.
Your father is your brother.
You all shag one another.
The Inbred family.
What do you call a dinosaur with a butt?
A Butt-asaurus.
Jokes about menstruation are never funny, period!
What if plants are farming us, giving us oxygen until we die, and turn into natural fertilizer which helps them?
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What do you get if you cross a loaf of bread with a vagina?
A yeast infection.
What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh.
What do you call a fish with two knees?
Why can't two Asians have a white baby?
Two wongs don't make a white.
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Your hairline goes sooooo far back that dinosaurs exist on it.
Why is the cheetah so fast?
Because it can't walk slow.
What’s the easiest way to make a glow worm happy? Cut off its tail—it’ll be delighted!
Why was the baby ant confused?
Because its uncles were all aunts!
What do you call a person whose heart stopped?
Dead.
Why can't Asians have a white baby? Because two wongs don't make a white.
What's the difference between sex and gender?
You can't have gender with your sister.
What comes in and comes out, but you should never miss it?
Any ideas?
SHIT!!!!
What kind of bees produce milk? Boobees.
What do you call a midget born from precum?
"Half Nut!"