Biology jokes
Why do women have periods?
Because they deserve them, haha!
Why don’t alligators grow up to 15 feet? They only have 4.
Why are Amoebas so bad at math?
Because, when they need to multiply, they divide.
Why can't two Asians have a white baby? Two wongs don't make a white.
Yo mama so fat, her blood type is mayonnaise.
Q: What's the difference between a fetus and an onion?
A: One makes you cry when you chop it into pieces.
Why can't the T-Rex cross the road?
Because he's extinct.
What do you call a bee that produces milk? Booby.
What do you call it when a chameleon won't change colors?
A reptile dysfunction.
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
because skeletons aren't alive and can't move, so it's impossible for him to cross the road.
Do you know how diarrhea is common in families? Because it runs in your genes.
What is the difference between a white octopus and a white squid?
A white octopus isn't in the KKK!
What do you call a fruit's penis?
A percock.
Why aren’t koalas actual bears?
They don’t meet all the koalifications!
Help! I got my brother pregnant.
What do my baby and dinosaurs have in common? They are both dead.
What do you call a fish with a temper?
Undyne.
When you're sitting by the mushrooms and you hear one say to the other "Hey, you're a fun guy."
What do you call it when a lizard can’t get a boner?
Ereptile Dysfunction!
What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fish with no eyes.