Biology jokes
What did the hermit crabs do on Mother's Day?
They shellabrated their mommy.
What kind of motorcycle do women ride? A menstrual cycle.
What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh.
What do you get if you cross a loaf of bread with a vagina?
A yeast infection.
Jokes about menstruation are never funny, period!
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What if plants are farming us, giving us oxygen until we die, and turn into natural fertilizer which helps them?
What do you call a dinosaur with a butt?
A Butt-asaurus.
What do you call a fish with two knees?
Why can't two Asians have a white baby?
Two wongs don't make a white.
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Your hairline goes sooooo far back that dinosaurs exist on it.
Why was the baby ant confused?
Because its uncles were all aunts!
Why is the cheetah so fast?
Because it can't walk slow.
What’s the easiest way to make a glow worm happy? Cut off its tail—it’ll be delighted!
What do you call a person whose heart stopped?
Dead.
I know a lot of people hate tapeworms, but they will always have a special place in my heart.
What's the difference between sex and gender?
You can't have gender with your sister.
Life is like a penis. It is short.
What happens to teeth when they go in water?
Bro, I dunno, they get wet?
How do you get a koala to die? Kill it.