Why does a giraffe need such a long neck?
Because its head is so far away from its body.
Biology Jokes
What did the penis say to its pee?
"Urine."
Why can’t two Asians make a white kid?
Because two wrongs don’t make a white.
What do you call a fish without eyes?
A fsh.
What do you call a three humped camel?
If Batman is half bat and half human, how was he made?
"He wasn't because you can't f*ck a bat."
What did the fish say when he swam into a wall?
Nothing, because fish can't talk.
What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino?
Answer: Elephino.
Why did the octopus 🐙 beat the shark in a fight?
Because he was well armed!
What do you call a cat that walks slowly?
CATerpillar
What do orphans and dinosaurs have in common?
Their parents are extinct.
Snake one: Are we venomous?
Snake two: Yep!... Why do you ask?
Snake one: Cuz I just bit my tongue!!! (Drama scene)
So, you're human, huh? Well, I'm a skeleton, so not much gets under my skin.
What did one tree say to another in a crisis? Don't leaf me when things get bad.
What do you call a three-humped camel? Pregnant.
Why don't ants get sick?
Because they have anty-bodies.
Hey, you know those birds and lizards that feast on decaying flesh?
Oh, sorry, I shouldn't carrion about it.
What did the hermit crabs do on Mother's Day?
They shellabrated their mommy.
Your sister is your mother.
Your father is your brother.
You all shag one another.
The Inbred family.
What do you call a dinosaur with a butt?
A Butt-asaurus.
