Biology jokes
How do you know if you have a high sperm count?
She chews before she swallows.
How many times do you tickle a squid before it laughs?
TEN-TICKLES
Do you know what the similarity between a penis and cucumber is?
They both have cum in it.
Why aren’t koalas actual bears?
They don’t meet all the koalifications!
Why did the butt let out a fart?
Answer: To wipe out humanity!
Who is king of the insects?
The Monarch.
Why is the koala not a bear?
It doesn't have the right koalafications.
Why does a giraffe need such a long neck?
Because its head is so far away from its body.
What did the penis say to its pee?
"Urine."
What did the hermit crabs do on Mother's Day?
They shellabrated their mommy.
Why can’t two Asians make a white kid?
Because two wrongs don’t make a white.
Your sister is your mother.
Your father is your brother.
You all shag one another.
The Inbred family.
What did the fish say when he swam into a wall?
Nothing, because fish can't talk.
What do you call a cat that walks slowly?
CATerpillar
What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino?
Answer: Elephino.
What do you call a three humped camel?
What do you call a fish without eyes?
A fsh.
Why did the octopus 🐙 beat the shark in a fight?
Because he was well armed!
So, you're human, huh? Well, I'm a skeleton, so not much gets under my skin.
What do orphans and dinosaurs have in common?
Their parents are extinct.