Biology jokes
What kind of bees produce milk?
Boobies.
What do you call a mammal that has no hair?
Cancer.
I get knocked down, but I get up again, as long as I have 46 chromosomes.
Why does a giraffe need such a long neck?
Because its head is so far away from its body.
What do you get when you cross a donkey with an onion?
A piece of ass that makes your eyes water.
What is sex? You put a sex person in someone’s sex.
What do cells call their friends with? A cell phone.
What did Allan say to his sister bully when she stepped on his toe? "Mitosis!"
What is the difference between a human and a tree? A human can walk, and a tree 🌳 cannot walk.
Why does the mushroom 🍄 have many friends?
Because it’s a fungi.
How many times do you tickle a squid before it laughs?
TEN-TICKLES
Leukophobic people don’t have sex. Leukophobia is the fear of white.
Why can't dinosaurs clap?
'Cause they're dead.
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
Fffffsshhhhhh
There were two snakes slithering along when one snake said to the other snake, "Are we poisonous?" "Idk why?" The other snake responded, "'Cause I just bit my tongue!"
What does the cell ride to work?
A vesicle.
What is the strongest creature in the sea? A mussel!
What's the difference between a human and a tree?
A human can chop down a tree.
A tree can't chop down a human.
What’s the difference between a cat and a frog?
A cat has nine lives, and a frog croaks every day.
How did the orphan survive birth?
U