Biology jokes
Why did the butt let out a fart?
Answer: To wipe out humanity!
Why is the koala not a bear?
It doesn't have the right koalafications.
Who is king of the insects?
The Monarch.
Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Because he was dead.
Why does a giraffe need such a long neck?
Because its head is so far away from its body.
Memes
What did the penis say to its pee?
"Urine."
Why can’t two Asians make a white kid?
Because two wrongs don’t make a white.
What do you call a fish without eyes?
A fsh.
What do you call a three humped camel?
What did the fish say when he swam into a wall?
Nothing, because fish can't talk.
What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino?
Answer: Elephino.
Why did the octopus 🐙 beat the shark in a fight?
Because he was well armed!
What do you call a cat that walks slowly?
CATerpillar
What do orphans and dinosaurs have in common?
Their parents are extinct.
Snake one: Are we venomous?
Snake two: Yep!... Why do you ask?
Snake one: Cuz I just bit my tongue!!! (Drama scene)
So, you're human, huh? Well, I'm a skeleton, so not much gets under my skin.
What did one tree say to another in a crisis? Don't leaf me when things get bad.
What do you call a three-humped camel? Pregnant.
Why don't ants get sick?
Because they have anty-bodies.
Hey, you know those birds and lizards that feast on decaying flesh?
Oh, sorry, I shouldn't carrion about it.