Biology jokes
How do you know if you have a high sperm count?
She chews before she swallows.
How many times do you tickle a squid before it laughs?
TEN-TICKLES
Why aren’t koalas actual bears?
They don’t meet all the koalifications!
Do you know what the similarity between a penis and cucumber is?
They both have cum in it.
Why did the butt let out a fart?
Answer: To wipe out humanity!
Why is the koala not a bear?
It doesn't have the right koalafications.
Who is king of the insects?
The Monarch.
Why does a giraffe need such a long neck?
Because its head is so far away from its body.
What did the penis say to its pee?
"Urine."
What do you call a cat that walks slowly?
CATerpillar
What did the fish say when he swam into a wall?
Nothing, because fish can't talk.
Your sister is your mother.
Your father is your brother.
You all shag one another.
The Inbred family.
What do you call a fish without eyes?
A fsh.
What do you call a three humped camel?
What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino?
Answer: Elephino.
What do orphans and dinosaurs have in common?
Their parents are extinct.
Why did the octopus 🐙 beat the shark in a fight?
Because he was well armed!
Snake one: Are we venomous?
Snake two: Yep!... Why do you ask?
Snake one: Cuz I just bit my tongue!!! (Drama scene)
What do you call a three-humped camel? Pregnant.
Why don't ants get sick?
Because they have anty-bodies.