What did the step brother and step sister do together? OOOF MITOSIS
what does a shark smoke sea-WEED
how do whales breathe under water they take a deep METH
Teacher: What does the pig's skin do?
Student: It keeps pig skin together! π
Hey there, wanna buy some chromosomes?
What is the difference between a horse and a rabbit?
A horse can't hoop.
Why canβt a tree have sex? They are always tied up.
There are multiple. Thatβs the joke.
What do you call skeletons having sex?
When the relationship is dead, but you're still fucking.
We used to have a tail on the back... and now it moves forward.
What's the single worst terrestrial species? Humans, obviously.
When you die, scientists will preserve your skull.
"Rapeboat" has six fingers on each hand and one big eyebrow. Signs of inbreeding.
Animals are just... so hot!
How do you know if a black ladyβs pregnant?
You put a banana up her vagina and see if any little monkeys come and get it.
What is a dog with only two legs? A human.
What did the bitch say to her sister when she stepped on her toe? Oww Mitosis!
