Biology jokes
Why did the butt let out a fart?
Answer: To wipe out humanity!
Why is the koala not a bear?
It doesn't have the right koalafications.
Who is king of the insects?
The Monarch.
Why does a giraffe need such a long neck?
Because its head is so far away from its body.
What did the penis say to its pee?
"Urine."
Memes
What did the hermit crabs do on Mother's Day?
They shellabrated their mommy.
Why can’t two Asians make a white kid?
Because two wrongs don’t make a white.
Why don't ants get sick?
Because they have anty-bodies.
Hey, you know those birds and lizards that feast on decaying flesh?
Oh, sorry, I shouldn't carrion about it.
What do you call a fish without eyes?
A fsh.
What do you call a three humped camel?
What do you call a cat that walks slowly?
CATerpillar
Snake one: Are we venomous?
Snake two: Yep!... Why do you ask?
Snake one: Cuz I just bit my tongue!!! (Drama scene)
Why did the octopus 🐙 beat the shark in a fight?
Because he was well armed!
What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino?
Answer: Elephino.
What did the fish say when he swam into a wall?
Nothing, because fish can't talk.
Your sister is your mother.
Your father is your brother.
You all shag one another.
The Inbred family.
What do orphans and dinosaurs have in common?
Their parents are extinct.
So, you're human, huh? Well, I'm a skeleton, so not much gets under my skin.
What did one tree say to another in a crisis? Don't leaf me when things get bad.