Biology jokes
How do you know if you have a high sperm count?
She chews before she swallows.
How many times do you tickle a squid before it laughs?
TEN-TICKLES
Do you know what the similarity between a penis and cucumber is?
They both have cum in it.
Why aren’t koalas actual bears?
They don’t meet all the koalifications!
Why did the butt let out a fart?
Answer: To wipe out humanity!
Why is the koala not a bear?
It doesn't have the right koalafications.
Who is king of the insects?
The Monarch.
Why does a giraffe need such a long neck?
Because its head is so far away from its body.
What did the penis say to its pee?
"Urine."
What did the hermit crabs do on Mother's Day?
They shellabrated their mommy.
Why don't ants get sick?
Because they have anty-bodies.
What do you call a three-humped camel? Pregnant.
Hey, you know those birds and lizards that feast on decaying flesh?
Oh, sorry, I shouldn't carrion about it.
What do you call a cat that walks slowly?
CATerpillar
Your sister is your mother.
Your father is your brother.
You all shag one another.
The Inbred family.
Why can’t two Asians make a white kid?
Because two wrongs don’t make a white.
What did the fish say when he swam into a wall?
Nothing, because fish can't talk.
What do you call a fish without eyes?
A fsh.
What did one tree say to another in a crisis? Don't leaf me when things get bad.
What do you call a three humped camel?