I saw a Black person riding a bike, so I ran back to my garage. He was still eating.
“My Mum told me the best time to ask my Dad for anything was during sex. Not the best advice I’d ever been given.
I burst in through the bedroom door saying, ‘Can I have a new bike?’ He was very upset. His secretary was surprisingly nice about it. I got the bike.”
Don’t have a bike? You can mount me instead.
If a bike is also called a bicycle, then what is a test also called?
A tEsTiClE!
Why can't Cleopatra ride a bicycle?
Because she's dead.
A kid got a bike and a soccer ball for Christmas. He was still unhappy.
Why?
The kid had no legs.
I saw a bicycler flip over a gutter. It was pretty grate.
Why can’t orphans ride bikes
Because they don’t have parent supervision
I was riding a bike with no helmet. I went and went with no helmet until... I broke my head with no helmet on!
I can’t take credit for this joke; it’s not mine.
Remember that time Joe Biden fell off his bike? He said it’s not his fault. He blamed the tires for being too inflated.
I was riding my bike when I saw a man's head in the wheel. It was mine.
Teacher: “If you got ten dollars from ten people, what would you have?”
Johnny: “A new bike!”
Why couldn't the sunflower ride its bike? It lost its petals.
Hi, how are you? Busy, busy today and tomorrow. I have to go home from home and walk home. Walk and a bike. Walk, walk, and a bike to school tomorrow night. I have to have lunch with my mom and dad, and I have dinner with you tonight.
Santa gives a boy a bike and a soccer ball for Christmas. This upsets the boy. Why?
Answer: He has no legs. The boy has no legs.
Santa Claus gave a child a bike and a football. The child wasn’t happy. Why?
He had no legs.
Why did the bike fall over?
Because it was two tired.
What do you call a lesbian on a bike?
A dyke...
Why did the man fall off his bike?
Because someone threw a refrigerator at him.
Three nuns went up to Mother Teresa and said, "Mother Teresa, we would not like to be nuns anymore." Mother Teresa said, "Okay, but first you have to do something unholy." So they leave and come back three days later. The first one says, "Mother Teresa, I did something unholy. I took a little kid's bike." Mother Teresa says, "Okay, drink from the holy water and you are free to go." The second nun walks up, upset, "I did something worse than her. I slept with a married man." The last nun walks up and says, "I did something worse than all of them." Mother Teresa says, "Oh god, oh gosh, what is it?" And the third nun says, "I peed in the holy water."
