I saw a black person riding bike, so I ran back to my garage. He was still eating.
If a bike is also called a bicycle, then what is a test also called? A tEsTiClE-
Why can't Cleopatra ride a bicycle? Because she's dead.
A kid got a bike and a soccer ball for Christmas. He was still unhappy. Why?
The kid had no legs.
I saw a bicycler flip over a gutter it was pretty grate.
Why can’t orphans ride bikes
Because they don’t have parent supervision
i was riding my bike when i saw a mans head in the wheel. it was mine.
I was riding a bike with no helmet I went and went with no helmet until.............I broke my head with no helmet on
I can’t take credit for this joke it’s not mine. Remember that time joe Biden fell off his bike? He said it’s not his fault he blamed the tires for being too inflated
Teacher: “If you got ten dollars from ten people, what would you have?” Johnny: “A new bike”.
Hi how are you busy busy today and tomorrow I have to go home from home and walk home walk and a bike walk walk and a bike to school tomorrow night I have to have lunch with my mom and dad and I have dinner with you tonight
Why couldn't the sunflower ride its bike? It lost its petals.
Santa gives a boy a bike and a soccer ball for Christmas, this upsets the boy. Why? Answer: He has no legs..........the boy has no legs.
Santa claws have a child a bike and a football the child wasn’t happy why
He had no legs
Why did the bike fall over Because it was two tire
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Why did the man fall off his bike? - because someone through a refrigerator at him
Three nuns up to Mother Teresa and say Mother Teresa we would not like to be eaten anymore Mother Teresa says okay but first you have to do something Unholy so they a leave and come back 3 days later the first one the first one says Mother Teresa I did something Unholy I took a little kids bike Mother Teresa says okay who drink from the holy water and you are free to go II unlocks upset I did it something worse than her I slept with a married man the last nun walks up and says I did something worse than all of them Mother Teresa says oh god oh gosh are there in the third nut and says I peed in the holy water
Your mama is so stupid. She fell off a bike and didn't know which way to fall.
My mom told me to recycle the trash. I guess I’m taking you for another bike ride!
