Bike jokes
My dog kept chasing people on a bike. Eventually, it got so bad I had to take his bike away.
I saw a black man riding a brand new bike, so I went home to check my garage. It’s all good because I still saw mine still chained to the floor begging for food.
When I was little, I would pray to Jesus every night for him to get me a new bike. I learned one week in Sunday school that that's not how it works, so instead, I just stole one and asked him for forgiveness.
Why did the man fall off his bike?
Because someone threw a refrigerator at him.
Santa gives a boy a bike and a soccer ball for Christmas. This upsets the boy. Why?
Answer: He has no legs. The boy has no legs.
I rode to the bottle shop on my bike yesterday. I bought a whole bottle of wine and put it in the basket on the front of my bike.
Then I thought, if I fell off my bike on the way back home, it would smash and shatter. So I drank all the wine and threw away the bottle.
It was a good idea, because I fell off my bike about four times on the way back.
A kid named Timmy said to his dad that he had sex with his teacher, and his dad was proud of him and gave him a bike.
The kid said, "I can't use it; my butt hurts!"
Attention to everyone, I'm not going to be on for 2 weeks because I was in a bike accident, or more like a motorcycle accident. I was ran off the road when my 16 year old brother was taking me for a ride. Now I can't use my legs cause, well, you know. I will be taking a break because I don't want to move my legs that much.
What do a bike and a rubber duck have in common? They both have a handlebar, except for the duck.
haha why couldn't the bike stand up because it was too tired.
Why did Billy fall off his bike?
Because his dad threw a chair at him.
Your mama is so stupid. She fell off a bike and didn't know which way to fall!
What do you get when you cross a highway on a bike?
Run over.
Friend: My bike doesn't have a kick stand, so it can't stand up.
Me: Nah, it's just two tired.
What’s pink, rusty, and covered in cobwebs?
Madeline McCann's bike.
Why did the bike fall over?
Because it was two tired.
You can sink the Titanic like you can drive a bike. Not a joke.
Why did the man with no arms fall off his bike? Someone threw a washing machine at him.
Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.
Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.
What first went through Sally's head when the Nazis came? A bullet.
Where did Sally go when the bomb exploded? Everywhere.
What did Sally get for Christmas? A bike.
Why can't Cleopatra ride a bicycle?
Because she's dead.