How do you ride two bikes at once? You ride them in tandem!
Why couldn't the bike stand up by itself?
Cause it was two tired
What's pink and fluffy, pink fluff What's pink and rusty, Madeline McCann's bike
Jonny went to school one day and later that day his dad got a call saying he needs to pick up his son because he had had sex with a teacher. When Jonny got home his dad was so happy he went out to the store and bought him a bike. When they bought the bike Jonny was offered to ride the bike but he declined it and replied with my butt still hurts.
You'd think my son would be happy that Daddy bought him a new bike. But no... oh no he just sits in his wheelchair and cries like a little girl.
Why can't Cleopatra ride a bicycle? Because she's dead.
A kid got a bike and a soccer ball for Christmas. He was still unhappy. Why?
The kid had no legs.
a kid named timmy said to his dad that he had sex with his teacher and his dad was proud of him and gave him a bike and the kid said i cant use it my butt hurts
I saw a bicycler flip over a gutter it was pretty grate.
i was riding my bike when i saw a mans head in the wheel. it was mine.
I was riding a bike with no helmet I went and went with no helmet until.............I broke my head with no helmet on
I can’t take credit for this joke it’s not mine. Remember that time joe Biden fell off his bike? He said it’s not his fault he blamed the tires for being too inflated
Santa claws gives a child a bike the child was mad why . He had no legs
Teacher: “If you got ten dollars from ten people, what would you have?” Johnny: “A new bike”.
Hi how are you busy busy today and tomorrow I have to go home from home and walk home walk and a bike walk walk and a bike to school tomorrow night I have to have lunch with my mom and dad and I have dinner with you tonight
What do you get when you cross a highway on a bike.
Runover.
Santa gives a boy a bike and a soccer ball for Christmas, this upsets the boy. Why? Answer: He has no legs..........the boy has no legs.
A policeman just knocked on my door and told me my dogs are chasing people on bikes. That’s ridiculous! My dogs don’t even own bikes!
Santa claws have a child a bike and a football the child wasn’t happy why
He had no legs
Why did the bike fall over Because it was two tire