Bike jokes

A boy got a soccer ball and a bike for Christmas. Why is he sad?

He doesn’t have legs.

You can sink the Titanic like you can drive a bike. Not a joke.

What do you call a nun on a bike?

Virgin Mobile.

I saw a Black person riding a bike, so I ran back to my garage. He was still eating.

Don’t have a bike? You can mount me instead.

“My Mum told me the best time to ask my Dad for anything was during sex. Not the best advice I’d ever been given.

I burst in through the bedroom door saying, ‘Can I have a new bike?’ He was very upset. His secretary was surprisingly nice about it. I got the bike.”

Why can't Cleopatra ride a bicycle?

Because she's dead.

A kid got a bike and a soccer ball for Christmas. He was still unhappy.

Why?

The kid had no legs.

I saw a bicycler flip over a gutter. It was pretty grate.

Why can’t orphans ride bikes?

Because they don’t have parent supervision.

I was riding my bike when I saw a man's head in the wheel. It was mine.

I was riding a bike with no helmet. I went and went with no helmet until... I broke my head with no helmet on!

I can’t take credit for this joke; it’s not mine.

Remember that time Joe Biden fell off his bike? He said it’s not his fault. He blamed the tires for being too inflated.

Teacher: “If you got ten dollars from ten people, what would you have?”

Johnny: “A new bike!”

Hi, how are you? Busy, busy today and tomorrow. I have to go home from home and walk home. Walk and a bike. Walk, walk, and a bike to school tomorrow night. I have to have lunch with my mom and dad, and I have dinner with you tonight.

Why couldn't the sunflower ride its bike? It lost its petals!

Santa gives a boy a bike and a soccer ball for Christmas. This upsets the boy. Why?

Answer: He has no legs. The boy has no legs.

Santa Claus gave a child a bike and a football. The child wasn’t happy. Why?

He had no legs.

Why did the bike fall over?

Because it was two tired.

What do you call a lesbian on a bike?

A dyke...