A black Jewish boy runs home from school one day and asks his father, “Daddy, am I more Jewish or more black?” The dad replies, “Why do you want to know, son?” “Because a kid at school is selling a bike for $50 and I want to know if I should talk him down to $40 or just steal it!”
Don’t have a bike? You can mount me instead.
The first time riding my bike was a lot like my first time having sex It was hot. I was sweaty, but my sister had her hands on my shoulders is all the time.
I saw a black person riding bike, so I ran back to my garage. He was still eating.
What do you call a nun on a bike? Virgin mobile
Why couldn't the sunflower ride its bike? It lost its petals.
I saw a black man riding a brand new bike, so I went home to go check my garage, it’s all good bc I still saw mine still chained to the floor begging for food
These jokes are so dark they almost stole my bike
If a bike is also called a bicycle, then what is a test also called? A tEsTiClE-
“My Mum told me the best time to ask my Dad for anything was during sex. Not the best advice I’d ever been given. I burst in through the bedroom door saying, ‘Can I have a new bike?’ He was very upset. His secretary was surprisingly nice about it. I got the bike.”
a kid named timmy said to his dad that he had sex with his teacher and his dad was proud of him and gave him a bike and the kid said i cant use it my butt hurts
Q. Why did the boy fall of his bike
A.his mom through a oven at him
once i was riding my bike and saw a $5 i jumped of and died
Your mama is so stupid. She fell off a bike and didn't know which way to fall.
i was riding my bike when i saw a mans head in the wheel. it was mine.
I was riding a bike with no helmet I went and went with no helmet until.............I broke my head with no helmet on
Teacher: “If you got ten dollars from ten people, what would you have?” Johnny: “A new bike”.
I got my son a bike for his birthday the ungratful fucker just sat in his wheelchair all day crying
You can sink the Titanic like you can drive a bike. Not a joke.
I can’t take credit for this joke it’s not mine. Remember that time joe Biden fell off his bike? He said it’s not his fault he blamed the tires for being too inflated
