Bike

Bike Jokes

Boy

A black Jewish boy runs home from school one day and asks his father, “Daddy, am I more Jewish or more black?” The dad replies, “Why do you want to know, son?” “Because a kid at school is selling a bike for $50 and I want to know if I should talk him down to $40 or just steal it!”

Sex

The first time riding my bike was a lot like my first time having sex.

It was hot. I was sweaty, but my sister had her hands on my shoulders all the time.

Garage

I saw a Black person riding a bike, so I ran back to my garage. He was still eating.

Man

I saw a black man riding a brand new bike, so I went home to check my garage. It’s all good because I still saw mine still chained to the floor begging for food.

Testicle

If a bike is also called a bicycle, then what is a test also called?

A tEsTiClE!

Mum

“My Mum told me the best time to ask my Dad for anything was during sex. Not the best advice I’d ever been given.

I burst in through the bedroom door saying, ‘Can I have a new bike?’ He was very upset. His secretary was surprisingly nice about it. I got the bike.”

Sex

A kid named Timmy said to his dad that he had sex with his teacher, and his dad was proud of him and gave him a bike.

The kid said, "I can't use it; my butt hurts!"

Oven

Q. Why did the boy fall off his bike?

A. His mom threw an oven at him.

Mama

Your mama is so stupid. She fell off a bike and didn't know which way to fall!

Head

I was riding my bike when I saw a man's head in the wheel. It was mine.

Helmet

I was riding a bike with no helmet. I went and went with no helmet until... I broke my head with no helmet on!

Dollar

Teacher: “If you got ten dollars from ten people, what would you have?”

Johnny: “A new bike!”

Wheelchair

I got my son a bike for his birthday. The ungrateful fucker just sat in his wheelchair all day crying.

Time

I can’t take credit for this joke; it’s not mine.

Remember that time Joe Biden fell off his bike? He said it’s not his fault. He blamed the tires for being too inflated.