why didn’t the bike stand on its own?
it was 2 tired
Q: How many ADHD kids does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Wanna go ride a bike?
You'd think my son would be happy that Daddy bought him a new bike. But no... oh no he just sits in his wheelchair and cries like a little girl.
A policeman just knocked on my door and told me my dogs are chasing people on bikes. That’s ridiculous! My dogs don’t even own bikes!
What do you get when you cross a highway on a bike.
Runover.
what do a bike and a rubber duck have in common, they both have a handlebar except for the duck.
What’s pink rusty and covered in cobwebs
Madeline McCann bike
Why did the man with no arms fall off his bike? Someone threw a washing machine at him.
Billy got a bike and a soccer ball for his birthday from his uncle, but he was very upset. Why? Because he has no legs.
why did gemma fall off her bike? she got hit by a fridge
friend: My bike doesn't have a kick stand so it can't stand up.
me: nah it's just two tired.
Why couldn’t the bike stand up?—Because it was “two tired”!
once i was riding my bike and saw a $5 i jumped of and died
Q: Where did sally go on her bike A: No where
