Pedal jokes

Surely people would consider putting pedals on wheelchairs so that their arms don't get tired.

You're so skinny that when you're driving, you have to put the seat forward to reach the pedals. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

There was a car accident, and the cops pull up to the crime scene to start asking people questions. The police started talking to a blonde lady and said, "What happened here?" She responded by saying, "A car crash." They then asked, "But how did it happen?" She responded, "The cars crashed into each other." They finally said, "But why did it happen?" The lady said, "Oh, I know where you're going with this. It happened because when cars push on the gas pedal, the car goes forward, and they both pushed it, so they both went forward and hit each other." One cop said, "Never mind, ma'am," and they started walking away.

The blonde lady then said, "Oh, and officers, my computer froze. Do you think I should put it in the microwave or in the oven?"

Why don't wheelchairs have pedals, so when their arms get tired, they can keep going with their feet?

Why couldn’t the bike stand up?

Because it was “two tired”!

Say what you want about pedophiles, but at least they drive slow through school zones.

Stop hating on pedos. At least they drive slow in school zones.

My grandpa may be a pedo, but at least he slows down in the school car park.

The first time riding my bike was a lot like my first time having sex.

It was hot. I was sweaty, but my sister had her hands on my shoulders all the time.

What's the difference between a well-dressed man on a bicycle and a badly dressed man on a unicycle? Attire.