Bike jokes
Why did the man fall off his bike?
Because someone threw a refrigerator at him.
Three nuns went up to Mother Teresa and said, "Mother Teresa, we would not like to be nuns anymore." Mother Teresa said, "Okay, but first you have to do something unholy." So they leave and come back three days later. The first one says, "Mother Teresa, I did something unholy. I took a little kid's bike." Mother Teresa says, "Okay, drink from the holy water and you are free to go." The second nun walks up, upset, "I did something worse than her. I slept with a married man." The last nun walks up and says, "I did something worse than all of them." Mother Teresa says, "Oh god, oh gosh, what is it?" And the third nun says, "I peed in the holy water."
My mom told me to recycle the trash. I guess I’m taking you for another bike ride!
Your mama is so stupid. She fell off a bike and didn't know which way to fall!
What did Stephen Hawking say when he rode a bike?
"Hey look...no hands...or legs!"
My dog used to chase people on a bike a lot. It got so bad, finally I had to take his bike away.
What did the tree say to the kid with a bike? "Take a hike!"
My child is ungrateful. I got him a bike for Christmas and he didn't say thank you. No, he said, "Dad, I don't have any legs!"
Why did the bike fall over?
Because it was two tired!
I was riding my bike down the road!
When a car started coming, I started running.
It put me in a crash with my elbow through my ass! ;)
My blind son got hit by a car when he was riding his new bike. He should have been paying attention.
Children are so ungrateful nowadays. I got my daughter a bike, but now she’s crying on the floor saying, “I don’t have legs!”
I love riding my bike 🚲.
So guys, I have a friend who is named Sarah, and I was riding bikes with her the other day, and she told me she is gay. I totally support her. I love that she is open about it and not scared to tell people about it. I hope you guys can support her too! I love you all! :)))
Q. Why did the boy fall off his bike?
A. His mom threw an oven at him.
I got my son a bike for his birthday. The ungrateful fucker just sat in his wheelchair all day crying.
Guy goes to the doctor. The doctor says, "You look run down." The guy says, "No, I've come on my bike!"
Attention to everyone, I'm not going to be on for 2 weeks because I was in a bike accident, or more like a motorcycle accident. I was ran off the road when my 16 year old brother was taking me for a ride. Now I can't use my legs cause, well, you know. I will be taking a break because I don't want to move my legs that much.
How did Jesus kill himself?
He fell from his bike.
How many times did he die?
Once on a bike and once when he fell from a cloud in Heaven.
Why did the bike fall over?
Because it was two tired.