Your mama is so stupid. She fell off a bike and didn't know which way to fall!
My mom told me to recycle the trash. I guess I’m taking you for another bike ride!
What did Stephen Hawking say when he rode a bike?
"Hey look...no hands...or legs!"
My dog used to chase people on a bike a lot. It got so bad, finally I had to take his bike away.
What did the tree say to the kid with a bike? "Take a hike!"
My child is ungrateful. I got him a bike for Christmas and he didn't say thank you. No, he said, "Dad, I don't have any legs!"
Why did the bike fall over?
Because it was two tired!
I was riding my bike down the road!
When a car started coming, I started running.
It put me in a crash with my elbow through my ass! ;)
My blind son got hit by a car when he was riding his new bike. He should have been paying attention.
I love riding my bike 🚲.
Children are so ungrateful nowadays. I got my daughter a bike, but now she’s crying on the floor saying, “I don’t have legs!”
So guys, I have a friend who is named Sarah, and I was riding bikes with her the other day, and she told me she is gay. I totally support her. I love that she is open about it and not scared to tell people about it. I hope you guys can support her too! I love you all! :)))
Q. Why did the boy fall off his bike?
A. His mom threw an oven at him.
I got my son a bike for his birthday. The ungrateful fucker just sat in his wheelchair all day crying.
Guy goes to the doctor. The doctor says, "You look run down." The guy says, "No, I've come on my bike!"
Attention to everyone, I'm not going to be on for 2 weeks because I was in a bike accident, or more like a motorcycle accident. I was ran off the road when my 16 year old brother was taking me for a ride. Now I can't use my legs cause, well, you know. I will be taking a break because I don't want to move my legs that much.
How did Jesus kill himself?
He fell from his bike.
How many times did he die?
Once on a bike and once when he fell from a cloud in Heaven.
Why did the bike fall over?
Because it was two tired.
There once was a bear and a rabbit, and they hated each other.
The bear and rabbit then stumbled upon a mystical talking tree. The tree said: “I can give you 3 wishes each if you will stop fighting!”
So the bear went first. “I wish all the bears inside the forest are ladies.” And all the bears within the forest became females.
The rabbit said: “I wish I had a helmet.” Rabbit gets the helmet, and the bear looks at him funny.
The bear wishes: “I wish all the bears in the United States are ladies.” The wish was granted.
The rabbit says, “I wish I’ve a bike.” By this point, the bear thinks the rabbit is the stupidest thing he’s ever seen. The rabbit could wish for cash and have all the bikes in the world.
The bear says: “I wish all the bears inside the world are women.” The wish is granted.
While it’s the rabbit’s turn to wish, he puts on his helmet, gets on his bike, and says: “I wish that bear is gay.”
My dog kept chasing people on a bike. Eventually, it got so bad I had to take his bike away.
