My dog used to chase people on a bike a lot. It got so bad, finally I had to take his bike away.
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What did Stephen Hawking say when he rode a bike ? Hey look...no hands...or legs.
what did the tree say to the kid with a bike take a hike
My child is ungrateful, I got him a bike for Christmas and he didn't say thank you, no, he said "dad, I don't have any legs"
sing I was riding my bike down the road! When a car started comin, I started runnin It put me in a crash with my elbow through my ass. ;)
Why did the bike fall over?
Because it was two tired!!!
my blind son got hit by a car when he was riding his new bike he should have been paying attention
I love riding my bike 🚲
Children are so ungrateful nowadays I got my daughter a bike but now she’s crying on the floor saying “I don’t have legs”
So guys, I have a friend, who is named Sarah, and I was riding bikes with her the other day, and she told me she is gay. I totally support her, I love that she is open about it and not scared to tell people about it. I hope you guys can support her too! I love you all! :)))
Q. Why did the boy fall of his bike
A.his mom through a oven at him
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Guy goes to the doctors doctor says you look ran down and the guy says no I've come on my bike
-Attention To Everyone-I'm not going to be on for 2 weeks because i was in a bike accident or more like a motorcycle I was ran off the road when my 16 year old brother was taking me for a ride. Now I can't use my legs cause well you know. I will be taking a break because I don't want to move my legs that much.
How did Jesus kill himself?
He fell from his bike
How many times did he die?
Once on a bike and once when he fell from a cloud in heaven
Why did the bike fellover
Because it was two tired
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My dog kept chasing people on a bike. Eventually, it got so bad I had to take his bike away.
I used to be a banker but I lost interest...
Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team? She always ran away from the ball.
Why can’t bikes stand? Because they are two tired (Too tired)
why did sally fall off the swing? because she had no arms ~ knock knock who's there? not sally ~ what first went through sally's head when the nazis came? a bullet ~ where did sally go when the bomb exploded? everywhere ~ what did sally get for christmas? a bike
