What do you get when you cross a highway on a bike.
Runover.
How did Jesus kill himself?
He fell from his bike
How many times did he die?
Once on a bike and once when he fell from a cloud in heaven
what do a bike and a rubber duck have in common, they both have a handlebar except for the duck.
Why did the man with no arms fall off his bike? Someone threw a washing machine at him.
Billy got a bike and a soccer ball for his birthday from his uncle, but he was very upset. Why? Because he has no legs.
why did gemma fall off her bike? she got hit by a fridge
friend: My bike doesn't have a kick stand so it can't stand up.
me: nah it's just two tired.
Why couldn’t the bike stand up?—Because it was “two tired”!
Q: Where did sally go on her bike A: No where
a kid named timmy said to his dad that he had sex with his teacher and his dad was proud of him and gave him a bike and the kid said i cant use it my butt hurts
Why can’t orphans ride bikes
Because they don’t have parent supervision
Jonny went to school one day and later that day his dad got a call saying he needs to pick up his son because he had had sex with a teacher. When Jonny got home his dad was so happy he went out to the store and bought him a bike. When they bought the bike Jonny was offered to ride the bike but he declined it and replied with my butt still hurts.
A policeman just knocked on my door and told me my dogs are chasing people on bikes. That’s ridiculous! My dogs don’t even own bikes!
What do you call a lesbian on a bike,? A dyke...
Your mama is so stupid. She fell off a bike and didn't know which way to fall.
My mom told me to recycle the trash. I guess I’m taking you for another bike ride!
What did Stephen Hawking say when he rode a bike ? Hey look...no hands...or legs.
My dog used to chase people on a bike a lot. It got so bad, finally I had to take his bike away.
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what did the tree say to the kid with a bike take a hike
