How does a rapper like their coffee?
With a little bit of FLOW CREAMER
I may not be your cup tea, but I am definitely your 10th shot if tequila
What did the grape say to the rapper?
"You're so VINE, you must be on the JUICE”
What do you call a black person eating chicken, watermelon, and drinking Kool-Aid? Reality.
What do alien moms like to drink? Starbucks.
My friend says. You should try Oreos with water. Me no. Because my dad actually came back with the milf
Iron jug
the guy who discovered milk.... what did he do with the cow?!??!
what do you call a white person having a seizure a milkshake
How much alcohol does JFK prefer to drink?
3 shots.
37. After 5 long years of studying, a student comes rushing into Einstein's office shouting... "Sir, Sir, I finally understand your theory of Special Relativity!" Einstein rolls his eyes, "It's about time".
38. An eight-year old boy had never spoken a word. One afternoon, as he sat eating his lunch he turned to his mother and said, "The soup is cold." His astonished mother exclaimed, "Son, I've waited so long to hear you speak. But all these years you never said a thing. Why haven't you spoken before?" The boy looked at her and replied, "Up until now, everything has been satisfactory."
39. A fellow was walking along a country road when he came upon a farmer working in his field. The man called out to the farmer, "How long will it take me to get to the next town?" The farmer didn't answer. The guy waited a bit and then started walking again. After the man had gone about a hundred yards, the farmer yelled out "About 20 minutes!" "Thank you. But why didn't you tell me that when I asked you?" "Didn't know how fast you could walk".
40. A Husband and Wife at Custody court. The judge looks sternly at the ex wife. Judge: "Why do you think you deserve custody of the child?" Ex wife: "I brought him into this world so I should have custody of him." Judge: "That is a simple yet good reason." Then the judge looks towards the Ex husband. Judge: "Why do you think you deserve custody of the child, sir?" The ex husband thought long and hard about his response, after a brief moment of silence, he replies, "If I put money into a Pepsi machine and a Pepsi comes out. Is it mine or the machines?"
What do you call a priest that likes juice A capriest sun
I like my people how I like my tea..
In a bag under water.
the only docter you have is doctor pepper.
My wife (or husband) told me to get 6 cans of Sprite from the grocery store. I had just realized when I got home that I had picked 7-up
Roses are Red, Violets are blue, U make me pee like I drink tea, you make me go buzz, like becoming a fuzz, It sticks in, but it goes to the bin, after its use, it will be reused, no it is not what your thinking its -~-(clay)-~-
In memory of Michael Jackson, Starbucks and various other establishments are introducing the Jackson tea. It's 50 year old water, with a 7 year old tea bag
Quote of the day: Just one small positive thought in the morning can change your whole day [Comment your favorite fall beverage]
my mom told me to go to bed but then I grabbed a drink went in their room to say goodnight and they looked like adam and eve on steroids
What does an M&M and juice have in common?
Window.
