Pass me the sugar, Sugar!
Pass me the honey, Honey!
Pass me the teabag!
What's a depressed person's favorite drink?
Depresso espresso.
Nah, just kidding, it's bleach.
What do you call depressed coffee?
Despresso ;)
What's a depressed person's favorite drink?
Depresso expresso.
JK, it's bleach.
I am in trouble my mum ask me to get six cans of sprit
But I got seven ups
I love almond milk. Itβs unlike any udder milk.
Yesterday, a guy threw a liter of milk at me.
How dairy!
Why did little Timmy dip the cookie in water? β Because his dad never brought the milk.β
What goes in small and soft And comes out big and hard A tea bag
Whatβs an orphans least favourite beverage? Milk.
Friend: Slavery isnt good Other friend: Yea its terrible Me: shut up and get me a juice
A priest, a rabbi and a minister walk into a bar. The bartender looks at them and says, βWhat is this β a joke?β
If a bird flies, and a duck can also run and fly, while a cat walks, why do we drink water?
How old do you have to be to drink? any age
I have tried coke; it is not my cup of tea
Donβt kill the Earth, itβs the only one with beer
The people in the Democratic Party are how I like my coffee.
Black and bitter.
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Why did the pope drink horse piss? Because a priest asked him what would he do for a Klondike bar? π€ͺ π
How many men does it take to open a bottle of beer...?
A: None, it should be opened by the time she brings it.
Q: Whatβs a koala's favorite drink?
A: Coca Koala.
