Beverage jokes
What do alien moms like to drink? Starbucks.
My husband asked me to get 6 cans of Sprite at the store. I realized when I got home that I had picked 7-Up.
When my Uncle Frank died, he wanted his cremations to be buried in his favorite beer mug.
His last wish was to be Frank in Stein.
Did you hear about the guy who drank invisible ink? He's at the hospital waiting to be seen.
My friend says, "You should try Oreos with water."
Me: No, because my dad actually came back with the milf.
Pop a choccy milk!
A man walks into a bar and orders a cardigan and soke.
What is the difference between an emo kid and a jug of milk?
The milk doesn't hang itself after it gets dumped.
Your momma so ugly, when the Kool-Aid man burst in the door, he said, "Oh no!"
What is an orphan's favorite beer?
Fosters.
I will never forget my grandpa's last words:
"What the fuck is in this drink?"
Yo mama so stupid, she thought Sodapop Curtis was actual soda.
What did the grape say when it was stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine.
What’s an orphan’s favorite beer?
Fosters.
Yo mama's so stupid, she stared at the orange juice because it said "concentrate."
Jeffrey Dahmer likes his men how he likes his coffee: black and ground up.
Iron jug.
The guy who discovered milk... What did he do with the cow?!
What does Michael Jackson like to drink? Tea-he-he.
A weasel walks into a bar and the bartender says, “Wow, I’ve never seen a weasel before. What can I get you?”
“Pop,” goes the weasel.