Beverage jokes
My friend says, "You should try Oreos with water."
Me: No, because my dad actually came back with the milf.
Pop a choccy milk!
A man walks into a bar and orders a cardigan and soke.
What is the difference between an emo kid and a jug of milk?
The milk doesn't hang itself after it gets dumped.
Your momma so ugly, when the Kool-Aid man burst in the door, he said, "Oh no!"
What is an orphan's favorite beer?
Fosters.
I will never forget my grandpa's last words:
"What the fuck is in this drink?"
Yo mama so stupid, she thought Sodapop Curtis was actual soda.
What did the grape say when it was stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine.
What’s an orphan’s favorite beer?
Fosters.
Yo mama's so stupid, she stared at the orange juice because it said "concentrate."
Jeffrey Dahmer likes his men how he likes his coffee: black and ground up.
Iron jug.
The guy who discovered milk... What did he do with the cow?!
What does Michael Jackson like to drink? Tea-he-he.
A weasel walks into a bar and the bartender says, “Wow, I’ve never seen a weasel before. What can I get you?”
“Pop,” goes the weasel.
What are Africans composed of?
99% Coca-Cola.
What do you call a white person having a seizure?
A milkshake.
What do you call a person that is both Black and Hispanic and was born on Wednesday? Miérkoolaids.
Why do orphans not know if they're lactose intolerant?
Because their dad never came back with milk.