The guy who discovered milk... What did he do with the cow?!
What does Michael Jackson like to drink? Tea-he-he.
A weasel walks into a bar and the bartender says, “Wow, I’ve never seen a weasel before. What can I get you?”
“Pop,” goes the weasel.
What are Africans composed of?
99% Coca-Cola.
what do you call a white person having a seizure a milkshake
What do you call a person that is both Black and Hispanic and was born on Wednesday? Miérkoolaids.
How much alcohol does JFK prefer to drink?
3 shots.
A husband and wife at custody court. The judge looks sternly at the ex-wife.
Judge: "Why do you think you deserve custody of the child?"
Ex-wife: "I brought him into this world, so I should have custody of him."
Judge: "That is a simple yet good reason."
Then the judge looks toward the ex-husband.
Judge: "Why do you think you deserve custody of the child, sir?"
The ex-husband thought long and hard about his response. After a brief moment of silence, he replies, "If I put money into a Pepsi machine and a Pepsi comes out, is it mine or the machine's?"
Did you hear that Ted Nugent had a beer thrown at him at one of his shows?
Answer: He was okay. It was a draft, so he dodged it easily!
Why do orphans always have water with their cereal?
Their dad never came back with the milk!
What did the full glass say to the empty glass? "You look drunk!"
Woman: "I want coffee, black."
Cop: *takes out gun* "WHERE?!"
What do you call a priest that likes juice?
A Capriest Sun.
I like my people how I like my tea...
In a bag under water.
Anybody who doesn't like Pepsi is a Coke-sucker!
We gave Erik ten Hag 7-Up after Liverpool thrashed Man Utd 7-0. He said, "F**k you all!"
The only doctor you have is Doctor Pepper.
My wife (or husband) told me to get six cans of Sprite from the grocery store.
I had just realized when I got home that I had picked up 7-Up.
Roses are red, violets are blue, You make me pee like I drink tea, you make me go buzz, like becoming a fuzz.
It sticks in, but it goes to the bin, after its use, it will be reused, no it is not what your thinking its -~-(clay)-~-
Math riddle: If I have 12 bottles of wine in one hand, and 9 in the other, what do I have?
