Beverage

Beverage jokes

What is the difference between an emo kid and a jug of milk?

The milk doesn't hang itself after it gets dumped.

What did the grape say when it was stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine.

Yo mama's so stupid, she stared at the orange juice because it said "concentrate."

A weasel walks into a bar and the bartender says, “Wow, I’ve never seen a weasel before. What can I get you?”

“Pop,” goes the weasel.

What do you call a person that is both Black and Hispanic and was born on Wednesday? Miérkoolaids.