Beverage

Beverage Jokes

Feeling stressed? Have a nice cup of tea and spill it in the lab of the person bothering you.

What's the difference between the milkman and my dad?

Nothing, they are both one thing except he never returns with milk.

(I've been eating cereal with water COMBINATION!)

My husband asked me to get 6 cans of Sprite at the store. I realized when I got home that I had picked 7-Up.

When my Uncle Frank died, he wanted his cremations to be buried in his favorite beer mug.

His last wish was to be Frank in Stein.

Did you hear about the guy who drank invisible ink? He's at the hospital waiting to be seen.

My friend says, "You should try Oreos with water."

Me: No, because my dad actually came back with the milf.

What is the difference between an emo kid and a jug of milk?

The milk doesn't hang itself after it gets dumped.