Roses are Red, Violets are blue, U make me pee like I drink tea, you make me go buzz, like becoming a fuzz, It sticks in, but it goes to the bin, after its use, it will be reused, no it is not what your thinking its -~-(clay)-~-
In memory of Michael Jackson, Starbucks and various other establishments are introducing the Jackson tea. It's 50 year old water, with a 7 year old tea bag
Quote of the day: Just one small positive thought in the morning can change your whole day [Comment your favorite fall beverage]
my mom told me to go to bed but then I grabbed a drink went in their room to say goodnight and they looked like adam and eve on steroids
What does an M&M and juice have in common?
Window.
Why did the can crusher quit his job? Because it was soda pressing!
What’s an orphan’s least favorite drink?
Milk, because his parents never came back with it.
You know they say, when you get lemos make lemonade...Well i took that a little bit too literal
Turns out squeezing your wife's tits as hard as you can hurts them.
But at least lemonade came out!
How do you call a very good lemonade?Fantatastic
What is an orphan’s favorite beer?
Fosters.
What is an army members top drink?
WARter
What kind of tea is hard to swallow?
Reali-tea
What type of doctor is Doctor Pepper?
A Fizzician.
In honor of Michael Jackson, Starbucks is introducing the Jackson Latte'. It's 50 year old coffee, with 8 year old cream. Get it while supplies last
Steven hawking walks into a bar, the bartender says... WAITTTT WHATTT
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Little Johnny is smokin' hard, The sun looks like Mountain Dew.
White Russians do you mean ree,white, blue and dead white Russians?
Why aren’t apple chargers called apple juice. Also How do u throw away trash cans?
What do me and Monster cans have in common? A barcode.
If she’s old enough to smoke She’s old enough to choke If she’s old enough to pee She’s old enough for me
