What do alcoholics and necrophiliacs have in common?
They both like cracking open a cold one.
What do alcoholics and necrophiliacs have in common?
They both like cracking open a cold one.
Why do gay men hate periods?
They prefer Collins.
Whenever I order coffee, I always get the depresso with extra depresso sauce.
What do you call a black person eating chicken, watermelon, and drinking Kool-Aid?
Reality.
Pop a choccy milk!
A man walks into a bar and orders a cardigan and soke.
Your momma so ugly, when the Kool-Aid man burst in the door, he said, "Oh no!"
Yo mama so stupid, she thought Sodapop Curtis was actual soda.