Beverage jokes
Woman: "I want coffee, black."
Cop: *takes out gun* "WHERE?!"
What do you call a priest that likes juice?
A Capriest Sun.
I like my people how I like my tea...
In a bag under water.
Yo mama so stupid, she stared at a bottle of orange juice for 12 hours because it said "concentrate."
Anybody who doesn't like Pepsi is a Coke-sucker!
We gave Erik ten Hag 7-Up after Liverpool thrashed Man Utd 7-0. He said, "F**k you all!"
The only doctor you have is Doctor Pepper.
What kind of tea is hard to swallow?
Reali-tea.
Yo mama is so stupid that she thinks fruit punch is a gay boxer!
What is Michael Jackson's favorite drink? Mi-hee-lk.
Why does the orphan have water with its cereal?
Their dad never came back with the milk.
My wife (or husband) told me to get six cans of Sprite from the grocery store.
I had just realized when I got home that I had picked up 7-Up.
Roses are red, violets are blue, You make me pee like I drink tea, you make me go buzz, like becoming a fuzz.
It sticks in, but it goes to the bin, after its use, it will be reused, no it is not what your thinking its -~-(clay)-~-
Math riddle: If I have 12 bottles of wine in one hand, and 9 in the other, what do I have?
How did your dad come back with the milk? The Milky Way.
My dad went to go get milk.
Would you like some wine with those French cries?
Why do emo kids drink only herbal tea? Because proper tea is theft.
Who's the most popular guy at the nudist colony? The one who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and a dozen doughnuts.
Why did the Mexican man push his wife off a cliff?
Tequila.