What is a superhero’s 🦸♀️ favorite drink?
Fruit punch!🍷👊💥😂
My Bff: Hey do want any coffee Me: yeh, of course My Bff: ok which one Me: You know......the black one Me: like my soul... My Bff: jeez you ok
Why does Hitler drink milk? Because he doesn't like juice.
What's a depressed person's favorite drink?
Depresso espresso.
What is purple and whines when it’s squished?
A bunch of grapes! 🍇😂
what soda does mountains drink? mountain dew
Q. What do you give a sick lemon?
A. Lemon-aid.
Chuck Norris decided to sell his urine as an energy drink, which you now know as RedBull
How does Moses make his tea? He Brews!!!
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Q: What will we give to a sick lemon?
A: Lemon aid.
She had two gallons of milk, and I was starin' at her jugs.
What is a cup called when they show a ton of emotions?
Answer: Expresso! (KILL MEH)
What do you call a spice with a PHD?
Dr. Pepper
How do you make a fruit punch?
You give it a pair of boxing gloves.
A hand of Pepsi murdered a coca cola a innocent sprite yelled QUICK! CALL DR PEPPER! Eventually a 7 up called Dr pepper the coca cola was fine
I like my coffee the way I like jokes about my coffee, I don't
What's the king of all school supplies? A ruler
What's a flower's favorite drink at the movie theater? Root Beer
What's a cow's favorite place to go during his free time? The Moooovies
What soda do dogs drink? Pupsi
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