Beverage jokes
Why does the orphan have water with its cereal?
Their dad never came back with the milk.
My wife (or husband) told me to get six cans of Sprite from the grocery store.
I had just realized when I got home that I had picked up 7-Up.
Roses are red, violets are blue, You make me pee like I drink tea, you make me go buzz, like becoming a fuzz.
It sticks in, but it goes to the bin, after its use, it will be reused, no it is not what your thinking its -~-(clay)-~-
Math riddle: If I have 12 bottles of wine in one hand, and 9 in the other, what do I have?
How did your dad come back with the milk? The Milky Way.
My dad went to go get milk.
Would you like some wine with those French cries?
Why do emo kids drink only herbal tea? Because proper tea is theft.
Who's the most popular guy at the nudist colony? The one who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and a dozen doughnuts.
Why did the Mexican man push his wife off a cliff?
Tequila.
What was Osama bin Laden's favorite drink?
A double Manhattan.
Why do orphans dip their cookies in water?
Because their dad never came back with milk. Ohhhhhhhh!
I like my coffee black. Just like my soul.
Why did the sick juice tree go to the hospital? Because it needed lemin-ade (not the cool type of sick, the one where you are in the hospital). Lemin-ade 1st ade.
A priest walks outside and finds two young boys sitting on a big ice cube. The priest asks what they are doing. The boys answer that the priest always likes a couple of cold ones before he goes on.
Why do orphans dip their Oreos in water?
Because the dad never came with the milk.
Yo mama's so stupid, she stared at a cup of orange juice for 12 hours because it said "concentrate."
Champagne
In memory of Michael Jackson, Starbucks and various other establishments are introducing the Jackson tea. It's 50 year old water, with a 7 year old tea bag.
Depresso Exspresso let's be friends, please.