What was Osama bin Laden's favorite drink?
A double Manhattan.
Beverage Jokes
Why do orphans dip their cookies in water?
Because their dad never came back with milk. Ohhhhhhhh!
I like my coffee black. Just like my soul.
Why did the sick juice tree go to the hospital? Because it needed lemin-ade (not the cool type of sick, the one where you are in the hospital). Lemin-ade 1st ade.
A priest walks outside and finds two young boys sitting on a big ice cube. The priest asks what they are doing. The boys answer that the priest always likes a couple of cold ones before he goes on.
Why do orphans dip their Oreos in water?
Because the dad never came with the milk.
Yo mama's so stupid, she stared at a cup of orange juice for 12 hours because it said "concentrate."
Champagne
In memory of Michael Jackson, Starbucks and various other establishments are introducing the Jackson tea. It's 50 year old water, with a 7 year old tea bag.
Depresso Exspresso let's be friends, please.
Why do orphans have water with their cereal? Because their dad or mom never came home with the milk.
What do you call a shake? Shake ya booty!
What happens when you put a baby in a blender?
The baby is a cherry smoothie.
Quote of the day:
Just one small positive thought in the morning can change your whole day.
[Comment your favorite fall beverage!]
What is Michael Jackson's favorite drink? Tea-hee-hee!
My mom told me to go to bed, but then I grabbed a drink and went in their room to say goodnight, and they looked like Adam and Eve on steroids!
Two scientists walk into a bar. The first one says: "I'll have some H2O."
The second one says: "I'll have some H2O, too." And then he died.
James Bond: Vodka martini.
Bartender: Shaken, not stirred.
James Bond: Do I look like I give a damn?
I went to Starbucks today and they asked what I wanted, and I replied with "to die, a shot of bleach, and an deppresso expresso."
What do an M&M and juice have in common?
Window.
