Beverage jokes
How did the hipster burn his tongue?
He drank his coffee before it was cool.
Chuck Norris can pick an apple from an orange tree and make the best lemonade you've ever tasted.
Did you know that Germany came up with sparkling water?
Who else would think of adding gas?
How does Jesus make tea? Hebrews it.
What's a depressed person's favorite drink?
Depresso expresso.
JK, bleach.
Idk
Cold war
My mom after she has had enough of us
Cherish you chocolate milk.
Fantasy
Shitpost-master general
Community talk
why does iced coffee cost more than hot coffee when most of the time you’re getting either the same amount or sometimes even less
2-3 bananas (3 is best but two is fine) 1 and 1/2 milk 3 tablespoons maple syrup (4 if you want it sweeter) 2 cups of ice
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