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When I place a Amazon prime order

A pug is looking out the window. The text on the image says "Me, 5 minutes after I placed an Amazon prime order".

Rick Astley

The image shows a campaign poster for Rick Astley as Prime Minister. The poster includes his picture and a list of actions that he will 'never' do. Below is a blue 'vote' button with a hand about to press it. The poster text reads 'VOTE RICK ASTLEY PRIME MINISTER HE WILL NEVER GIVE YOU UP LET YOU DOWN RUN AROUND DESERT YOU MAKE YOU CRY SAY GOODBYE TELL A LIE HURT YOU'

Nickname

so unexpected 👌

The image shows a conversation thread where one person calls the other "sweetheart." The second person asks if that's okay, and the first person says, "You can call me anything you like." The second person replies "Okay Optimus Prime."

Autism

A multi-panel image featuring characters from 'Inside Out' (Joy, Sadness, Disgust, Anger), Bill Cipher from 'Gravity Falls', and Optimus Prime from 'Transformers'. In the top panel, Joy, Sadness, Disgust, and Anger are present. Joy has a speech bubble saying, "Sorry, Bill Cipher, but I don't think you qualify as an emotion." In the middle panel, Bill Cipher, the yellow triangle, responds with a speech bubble that says, "This is bullshit, you let Optimus Prime...". The bottom panel shows Optimus Prime pointing a finger, with a speech bubble stating, "Bro, I'm autism."

Van

Anyone seen these lately?

Optimus Prime

The image shows a text message exchange. The first message reads: "It's all good sweetheart, you don't have to worry about me." The response asks: "Sweetheart?" Then a message reads: "Is it okay if I call you that?" The answer is: "You can call me anything you like." The final message says: "Okay Optimus Prime."

Image

A promotional image for PRIME Hydration drink featuring Logan Paul and KSI. The image has a pink background, with the word "PRIME" in large letters and images of a strawberry and a watermelon slice. Logan Paul is holding a bottle of the drink, while KSI is partially visible at the bottom of the image.

Government

A two-panel meme featuring two simplified white figures. The top text reads 'days since you last ate your own prime minister'. The left figure, with a United Nations flag on its chest, has a confused expression and asks 'what?'. The right figure, with the Dutch flag on its chest, has a neutral expression and the number '128,976' above the flag, implying it has been that many days since a Dutch prime minister was eaten.

Age

A screenshot from 4chan. The first anonymous user posts an image of Megumin, an anime character, and writes, "14 really is prime." The second anonymous user replies, "No it's not you retard you can divide it by 2 and 7."

Sigma

The image shows a Google search page for "sigma". The results are encircled and connected by lines to multiple images of Patrick Bateman.

Homer

me when someone steals my prime

Homer Simpson is taking a bath and Bart is standing behind him, holding a chair as if he's going to hit Homer.

Snack

The image is a four-panel comic strip. In the first panel, a cartoon cat-like figure is holding mangoes, with the text "HEALTHY SNACK TIME. YUMMY mangoes! No better way to start your winter arc!" The cat has a Serbian flag on its head. A Trollface is superimposed on the panel. In the second panel, the same character is holding some still water packs with the text "-AND HERE is your still water!". The cat has a Serbian flag on its head again. A Trollface is superimposed on the panel. The third panel shows the lower half of another cat-like figure running and holding a bottle of PRIME and a LUNCHLY pizza box. Trollfaces are superimposed in the third and fourth panels. The bottom of the image includes the text "By Chesca & J Hause".

Meme

The image is a surreal meme featuring a collage of unrelated images and text. In the center is an image of Peter Griffin with the hair of a rapper. Around Peter are various unrelated images, including Angry Bird, Mia Khalifa, an image with the words "DONUTS" and "HA GOTEEM", and a troll face. There is also text in Arabic which translates to: "All free movies online. Free full-length movies, comments, trailers, digital video discs, and more. Watch uncut Hollywood movies in full length, all streamed online, on demand. Very soon, a true legend died." There is also a "Download Free" button.

Jokes

Stoner

What do prime numbers and stoners have in common? The higher they are, the more spaced out they get.

Monkey

Did you hear about the monkeys that share an Amazon account? They were prime mates.

Kid

What do you call an autistic kid who just saw Transformers? Autistimus Prime.