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A depressed person's favorite drink

    • What's a depressed person's favorite drink?

    Depresso expresso.

    JK, bleach.

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    • Explanation

    • The joke plays on the stereotype of a depressed person. It first suggests a drink that sounds like it could relate to depression, 'depresso expresso', which is a play on words. Then it takes a dark turn by suggesting 'bleach' which is related to suicidal tendencies and acts of self-harm often associated with severe depression.

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    • Comments (20)

    • nah for me its cyanide

    lmao throwback to 2018 when i attempted this way but failed

    Nope....mercury ("cures madness" not)

    Give a depressed kid bleach and who knows what they will do with it

    well you know there gonna eat it so don't EVER speak like that again...Please

    For all you people who said cyanide, fck u. I'm not rich enough to get that so I have to get bleach.

    FUCK ALL YA'LL BITCHES I WAS THERE WHEN HE SAID IT!!

    If your going to kill yourself, who cares if you stole some cyanide?

    more expresso less depresso

    mix it with the drugs in the closet

    yyyyyyyyeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh

    kinda depressing and thats coming from a emo

    Natural Margay

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