Beverage jokes
Why did the orange lose the race?
Because it ran out of juice!
What happened to the gator when he walked into the hospital?
He became Gatorade.
Miss Stephen likes kids like she likes wine: 15 years and in isolation.
Yo mama is so dumb that she tried to climb Mountain Dew.
A weasel walks into a bar and the bartender says, “Wow, I’ve never seen a weasel before. What can I get you?”
“Pop,” goes the weasel.
Memes
A man walks into a bar and orders a cardigan and soke.
What did the grape say when it was stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine.
How much context, pecker? You Press context categoria, go Discord.
Drink tea with friend game night.
I may not be your cup of tea, but I am definitely your 10th shot of tequila.
Champagne
I like my coffee like I like my women.
Friend: You know how I like my women like my coffee... hot.
Me: What if you don't like coffee? :(
What's the difference between Captain Morgan and Amy Winehouse?
Captain Morgan comes alive when you add coke.
You’re like a fine wine. The more of you I drink in, the better I feel.
Milk (DYM 115).
Are you a rope? Let's hang out by a tree and drink :)
A man walks into a bar carrying a big chunk of asphalt and says to the bartender, “Make mine a double Scotch and one more for the road.”
What do you give a sick lemon?
Lemon-aid.
A hamburgur walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Sorry. We don't serve food here."
Blake drinks Coke.