Beverage jokes
Yo mama so stupid that she had an appointment with Dr. Pepper.
Alright, I'm gonna drink the lo-carb one to see how it compares to the normal Monster.
Holy shit, it tastes just like the original one.
There's like a weird after taste though.
Kinda like a sparkling water one.
I love Monster. I've drank about 5 cans already.
I just took an orange soda bath this morning. The next thing I knew, it turned out to be a river of Orange Crush.
The baby water bottle said to the mommy water bottle, "Mommy, I lost my teddy bear." The mommy water bottle said, "Why don't you RECAP on what you said?"
Why are Russians forced to drink grizzly bear piss in Russia?
Because vodka in Russia is weak.
Why did the orange lose the race?
Because it ran out of juice!
What did the grape say to the rapper?
"You're so VINE, you must be on the JUICE!"
How do rappers like their coffee?
With a little bit of RAP-PUCCINO.
I may not be your cup of tea, but I am definitely your 10th shot of tequila.
How much context, pecker? You Press context categoria, go Discord.
Drink tea with friend game night.
What happened to the gator when he walked into the hospital?
He became Gatorade.
Miss Stephen likes kids like she likes wine: 15 years and in isolation.
Friend: You know how I like my women like my coffee... hot.
Me: What if you don't like coffee? :(
A man walks into a bar and orders a cardigan and soke.
What did the grape say when it was stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine.
A weasel walks into a bar and the bartender says, “Wow, I’ve never seen a weasel before. What can I get you?”
“Pop,” goes the weasel.
Yo mama so stupid, she went to Dr. Pepper for a check up.
Your mama is so stupid, she made an appointment with Dr. Pepper.
Are you a rope? Let's hang out by a tree and drink :)
Champagne