Beverage jokes
What do dogs drink? Pupsi.
What do superheroes put in their drinks?
Just ice.
I may not be your cup of tea, but I am definitely your 10th shot of tequila.
How much context, pecker? You Press context categoria, go Discord.
Drink tea with friend game night.
What did the grape say when it was stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine.
A man walks into a bar and orders a cardigan and soke.
What did the grape say to the rapper?
"You're so VINE, you must be on the JUICE!"
How do rappers like their coffee?
With a little bit of RAP-PUCCINO.
A weasel walks into a bar and the bartender says, “Wow, I’ve never seen a weasel before. What can I get you?”
“Pop,” goes the weasel.
Yo mama is so dumb that she tried to climb Mountain Dew.
Champagne
Your mama is so stupid, she made an appointment with Dr. Pepper.
Yo mama so stupid, she went to Dr. Pepper for a check up.
If a tomato is a fruit, is ketchup a smoothie?
My friend asked me why I haven’t had milk in six years.
I told him my dad never came back with it.
One day, a lady and her husband were talking and it was time for dinner. He got up and sat at the dining room table, and the lady brought the plate of food in and she sat it down in front of him. "What's this?" he said. The lady said, "A piece of shit...honey! Want some water to drink?"
"HEY THAT’S MY MILK!"
If Carlsberg did wheelchairs...
A man walks into a bar carrying a big chunk of asphalt and says to the bartender, “Make mine a double Scotch and one more for the road.”
Are you a rope? Let's hang out by a tree and drink :)