Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda? At least it was a soft drink.
Soda Can Injury
Explanation
Explain Bear
Listen here, kid. The joke is that the dude got hit with a "can of soda", which isn't fun. But then they call it a "soft drink" which is a pun because the soda can is not soft but the DRINK is soft. Get it? You are so dumb you probably get your news from TikTok.