Beverage jokes

What's the king of all school supplies? A ruler.

What's a flower's favorite drink at the movie theater? Root Beer.

What's a cow's favorite place to go during his free time? The Moooovies.

Why did Marxism never catch on in England?

Because then it would be impossible to get proper tea.

How do you trick a camel jockey into drinking a bottle of watermelon schnapps?

Pour watermelon seeds into a bottle of watermelon schnapps.

I will never forget my grandpa's last words:

"What the fuck is in this drink?"

Iron jug.

What do you call a person that is both Black and Hispanic and was born on Wednesday? Miérkoolaids.

A Roman walks into a bar and asks for a Martinus.

"Don't you mean a martini?" asks the bartender.

The Roman replies, "If I wanted a double, I would have asked for one!"

How does Daveon like his coffee? Decaf-eon.

I just encountered a father and son moment over some milk.

The dad finally came back with the milk!

How do rappers like their coffee? With a lot of flow creamer.

Why does the orphan have water with its cereal?

Their dad never came back with the milk.

The only doctor you have is Doctor Pepper.

We gave Erik ten Hag 7-Up after Liverpool thrashed Man Utd 7-0. He said, "F**k you all!"

Anybody who doesn't like Pepsi is a Coke-sucker!

What do you call a priest that likes juice?

A Capriest Sun.

Why do orphans dip their Oreos in water?

Because the dad never came with the milk.

Depresso Exspresso let's be friends, please.

Would you like some wine with those French cries?

I like my women how I like my coffee... HOT.

How old do you have to be to drink? Any age.