Q: What do you call a sad soda? A: Soda-pressing.
She had two gallons of milk, and I was starin' at her jugs.
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda? At least it was a soft drink.
My Bff: Hey do want any coffee Me: yeh, of course My Bff: ok which one Me: You know......the black one Me: like my soul... My Bff: jeez you ok
My friend had a drink called quick start so I said "that's a quick start to the morning".
Yo, look, they give me and my girl free pizza and a big bottle of rabbit wine. Yay, yay! Don't drink too much of it; you might turn into a wine rabbit.
Roses are Red, Violets are blue, U make me pee like I drink tea, you make me go buzz, like becoming a fuzz, It sticks in, but it goes to the bin, after its use, it will be reused, no it is not what your thinking its -~-(clay)-~-
Liam Gallagher went into a cafΓ© for a cup of tea, the assistant asked him if "he wanted a roll with it"
POV: Wine Taster in hell.
I was sitting with the best wine ever made on the table in front of me. This silhouette begins to speak, "You have risen to be the most superb Wine Taster on Earth. Then you got run over by a truck hauling freshly made wine to a warehouse. Your crimes are as follows: you left your high school prom date with another man after you got her pregnant, you let your mother believe that the cat ran away after you drowned it in the pool, and you never got married. How do you plead?"
The man looked at the silhouette like it was a purple rabbit.
"Guilty," said the man, "but if you would be so kind would you at least tell me what the wine in front of me tastes and smells like? I will take any punishment you deem fit."
"Very well," said the silhouette, "but you will regret that request."
Out of the shadows comes a boy only looking 19 years old. The boy says, "I will you taster today. I am confident about my sense of taste." The boy takes the first bottle and opens it, pours it into a wine glass, and swirls it around. He then takes a sniff and begins to drink, to the Wine Taster he says, "Mmmm, taste like chicken."
Donβt kill the Earth, itβs the only one with beer
Did you hear about the guy who drank invisible ink? He's at the hospital waiting to be seen.
How does a rapper like their coffee?
With a little bit of FLOW CREAMER
I may not be your cup tea, but I am definitely your 10th shot if tequila
What did the grape say to the rapper?
"You're so VINE, you must be on the JUICEβ
How much context pecker? You Press context categoria, go discord Drink tea with friend game night
Your at a buffet, you think your hungry for two, but misfortune happens when you think of your self, you get stuck looking at sides in the buffet, a roly poly gal you see in corner of your eye, eyeballing the main dishes in front at the end, you go in for the pickings, you get intercepted by a far more hungrier matter, but you find yourself getting slamed over the buffet table, and realize you are gasping for air, and she's is tenderizing you for dinner.
Steven hawking walks into a bar oh, wait he doesnβt walk
why is drinking soda so sad?
Its soda-pressing
A drunk walks into a bar and sees a beautiful woman at the other end of the bar and says "Bartender, I want to buy that douche bag a drink". The bartender says "You can't talk like that! This is a respectable establishment, I'm going to throw you out!". The drunk says "Okay, I'm sorry. I'd like to buy the lady a drink". The bartender goes to where the woman is sitting and says "The, ah, gentleman at the end of the bar would like to buy you a drink, what will it be?". She says "Vinegar and water"
why does doctor pepper come in a bottle?
his wife died
