Beverage

Beverage jokes

King

What's the king of all school supplies? A ruler.

What's a flower's favorite drink at the movie theater? Root Beer.

What's a cow's favorite place to go during his free time? The Moooovies.

Orphan

Why does the orphan have water with its cereal?

Their dad never came back with the milk.

Soccer

We gave Erik ten Hag 7-Up after Liverpool thrashed Man Utd 7-0. He said, "F**k you all!"

Memes

Mama

Your mama's so stupid that she went on to hike Mountain Dew...

Bar

What do you call a Mexican who can’t find the bar?

Barlos.

Soup

A guy walks into a restaurant and orders turtle soup. The waiter hollers, "One turtle soup!"

A moment later, the guy calls the waiter over and says, "I’ve changed my mind, I would like pea soup." The waiter hollers, "Hold the turtle, and make it pea!"

Sandwich

A sandwich walks into a bar.

Bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve food here."

Milk

Why do you not have milk with your Oreos?

Daddy never came back with the milk.

Color

White Russians, do you mean red, white, blue, and dead White Russians?

Orphan

Have you ever wondered why orphans hate milk?

'Cause their dad never came back with it.

Scientist

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first one says: "I'll have some H2O."

The second one says: "I'll have some H2O, too." And then he died.

Sister

Your sister is so stupid, when she saw Mountain Dew, she went to the top of a mountain to get it.

Mom

My mom told me to go to bed, but then I grabbed a drink and went in their room to say goodnight, and they looked like Adam and Eve on steroids!