Better

Better Jokes

What is happening, Which is better being loved or being hated? State your answer.

What's better then sex with your 12 year old sister?

Rolling her over and pretending it's your 10 year old brother

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Bill gets home from work late again, and Susan is angry. She hollars at Bill, "I AM FURIOUS. WHEN I GO OUTSIDE TOMORROW THERE BETTER BE SOMETHING THAT GOES FROM 0 to 200 IN 6 SECONDS". Bill Says, "Ok". The next morning there is a box outside! Susan opens it..It's a scale! Bill hasn't been seen since October 2, 2002.

Knott and Shott got into a gunfight. Knott was shot and Shott was not. Therefore it was better to be Shott than Knott. But what if the shot Shott shot didn't hit Knott but Shott? Then the shot Shott shot shot Shott.

What's better than seeing a baby swing around on a clothesline at 60km/h? stopping it with a cricket bat