Baby

Bubbles

What’s better than 10 dead babies nailed to a tree?

One dead baby nailed to ten!

0

Orphan

ALYA

NINA YOU BETTER RUN TO HELL YOUR GOING THERE ANYWAY!!! YOU DONT BE MEAN TO ALEX!!! HE IS SWEET KIND LOVING AND PROTECTIVE!!!

Blue

watersharky

-Heather-By-Conan Gray and watersharky-Remix- I still remember the third of December, me in your sweater You said it looked better on me than it did you Only if you knew how much I liked you But I watch your eyes as she Walks by What a sight for sore eyes Brighter than the blue sky She’s got you mesmerised while I die Why would you ever kiss me? I’m not even half as pretty You gave her your sweater, it’s just polyester But you like her better Wish I were Heather Watch as she stands with her, holding your hand Put your arm 'round her shoulder, now I’m getting colder But how could I hate her, she’s such an angel But then again, kinda wish she were dead as she Walks by What a sight for sore eyes Brighter than the blue sky She’s got you mesmerised while I die Why would you ever kiss me? I’m not even half as pretty You gave her your sweater, it’s just polyester But you like her better I wish I were Heather Oh, I wish I were Heather Oh, oh, wish I were Heather Why would you ever kiss me? I’m not even half as pretty You gave her your sweater, it’s just polyester But you like her better Wish I were-

Gwen

What is happening, Which is better being loved or being hated? State your answer.

Twin Towers

Well that was a blow up

The view is so much better without those twins covering the city

-well that was a blow up

Ex

Anonymous

My Ex wife still misses me, but her aim is getting better! Gravity Falls Suckers

Baby

menemajeff

what’s better then throwing dead babe’s? catching them after with a pitch fork

Puns

Anonymous

I would tell you a joke about a slice of pizza but it’s really… Cheesy I donut think you will come up with a better pun than this

Puns

Anonymous

How did the security guard at the orchid get better at his job? He got an Apple Watch.

Funeral

X

I remember when I was at a funeral at the age of 6. I was with my grandma and asked, “Grandma, Grandma. Why is that man in a box?” and she says, “He’s in a better place now.” I look at her confused and ask, “WHAT KIND OF BOX DID HE LIVE IN BEFORE?! HOW IS THIS BOX BETTER THAN THE LAST ONE?! IT’S JUST A BOX!” And to this day I am still not allowed to go to funerals.

Poll

School Shooter Memes

VOTING QUARTERFINAL 3: LIKE: When the school shooter throws a smoke grenade into the classroom and the autistic kid thinks it’s a Disco party. 🕺🕺🕺 DISLIKE: When the school shooter gets killed and everyone is cheering but you walk toward his gun; “I will finish what you started.”

Vote for the better joke

Baby

Anonymous

What’s better than seeing a baby swing around on a clothesline at 60km/h? stopping it with a cricket bat

Depression

Anonymous cat

hey you the person who´s scrolling, i know you might have depression and some feel they cant talk to anyone about it, so in the comments please if you need to talk to others if you comment about it and say you need to talk to someone i promise you that i will talk to you, you are not alone and even though it seems it won’t change and get better it will i promise. please no harsh comments toward each other.

Baby

Milk_ money_b....!

What’s better than 5 baby’s in one dumpster.

1 baby in 5 dumpster.

Girl

MAGAnon

Unknown be like: Wah wah I’m too scared to talk to girls in real life so I bully random tweens I find online to make me feel better…what a shame.

Hand

I'm a woman.

A 28 year old woman, Olga, in Meshchovsk, Russia took justice into her own hands when a 32 year old male robber, Viktor, decided to rob her salon. She tied him, feeding him only Viagra, having sex with him over and over. After a few days, she released him after he stated he learned his lesson and wouldn’t go to the police. He lied and went to the police anyways. Both were arrested.

After his sentence was over, Viktor sat down to speak to the local news. The reporter asked Viktor, “How was this whole ordeal?” Viktor replied, “I’ve had better.”

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Alzheimers

Phil Taylor

Alzheimers protesters march chanting. "What do we want? Better Treatment… When do we want it… Want what?

Finger

Dad_Jokes

This is a joke to tell to someone with you or something, SOMEONE will laugh. Say: This word isnt gonna be funny until i tell you, your probably not going to laugh. your friend whats the word? you finger friend dies of laughter. note it works better if you wiggle your finger or something before and not every one laughs, so dont feel bad if they dont. Also dont be surprized if you get put in jail for murder, because your going to kill someone with this.

Orphan

chicken strips

osmetimes when i think im ugly i just think of my sister and it makes me feel better

One C

Liam

Two cunts are better than one but one cunt is better than none