Why is E.T. better than an orphan? Because he found his way home
its better being depressed and suicidal than being happy, know why? happiness never lasts forever
Q: Why was the tower of Pisa leaning
A: Because it has better reflexes than the twin towers
Why don’t witches wear underwear?
To get a better grip on their broom
What is happening, Which is better being loved or being hated? State your answer.
its better to cum in the sink then to sink in the cum
What's better then sex with your 12 year old sister?
Rolling her over and pretending it's your 10 year old brother
Why are washers better than babies?
Washers don’t cry when you put a load in it.
Bill gets home from work late again, and Susan is angry. She hollars at Bill, "I AM FURIOUS. WHEN I GO OUTSIDE TOMORROW THERE BETTER BE SOMETHING THAT GOES FROM 0 to 200 IN 6 SECONDS". Bill Says, "Ok". The next morning there is a box outside! Susan opens it..It's a scale! Bill hasn't been seen since October 2, 2002.
"Better lock 'em doors and turn the lights down low......... better turn em on just stubbed my fucking toe"
Why is leather armor better for sneaking than steel armor?
Leather armor is made of hide.
Why is the tower of pisa leaning? Because it has better reflexes than the twin towers
Knott and Shott got into a gunfight. Knott was shot and Shott was not. Therefore it was better to be Shott than Knott. But what if the shot Shott shot didn't hit Knott but Shott? Then the shot Shott shot shot Shott.
Why is the leaning tower of pizza leaning? Cuz it had better reflexes than the twn towers>
What's better than seeing a baby swing around on a clothesline at 60km/h? stopping it with a cricket bat
My ex still misses me... But her aim is getting better every time!
What happens when a computer thinks it knows better than a human? Ask Boeing.