Everybody is talking about Trump having leaks in his office.
I don't see what the problem is. He should just use a better fitting diaper next time.
What’s better than the best thing ever?
Me being mod.
I asked a black man on the street if a white person paints their face black, it’s considered racist, but if a black person paints their face white, will the cops treat them better?
On Halloween you better hide your candy, or else there will be a fella named Big Dick Randy.
Little Brown Bear (LBB): Why did Santa take the kitty and all of my toys, Mummy?
His mom: Maybe because you're the second most massive shit stain besides Caillou.
*Krampus comes down the chimney to eat LBB*
Krampus: Should’ve been better, Little Bear.
LBB: Help, Mummy! He’s the Scratchy monster!
Shrek: Just kidding, it’s not Krampus, but indeed me and Black Donkey instead, and we’re going to poop on your floor.
Duggie: Hopefully Marvin doesn’t see us, and by the way, want some purplish Kool-Aid?
Roses are red,
Violets are blue, there's always someone who's better than you.
What’s better than Stephen Hawking?
Stephen walking.
I guess making 9/11 jokes at the airport is better than shouting "He's got a gun!" at the airport.
Donald Trump took the bullet better than Joe Biden took the stairs.
What is better to have, autism, Down syndrome, or ADHD?
What is better, autism or Down syndrome?
Walking with a friend in the dark is better than walking alone in the light.
Stephen Hawking is better than NASA. They study black holes that are 8 billion years old, while he was down here on Earth staring at 14-year-old black holes. 😈😈😈
What do Black people and chains have in common? Both work better with chains on them?
Why is Hitler better than Biden?
Because Hitler gave his people gas for free.
My friend asked which is better to have, and you have to choose: autism or Down syndrome?
What do sex and food have in common?
My sister makes it better than my cousin.
Where can white people cook better than Black people?
On Father’s Day.
What do asses and secrets have in common?
Both are better when not leaked!
Why did the skydiver's parachute fail?
Because it realized it had a better chance of survival without them.
