on Halloween you better hide your candy, or else there will be a fella named big dick randy
LBB- why did Santa take the kitty and all of my toys Mummy
His mom- Maybe because your the second most massive shit stain besides Caillou
*Krampus comes down the chimney to eat LBB*
Krampus- should’ve been better Little Bear
LLB -help Mummy he’s the Scratchy monster
Shrek- just kidding it’s not Krampus but indeeds Me and Black Donkey instead, and were going to poop on your floor
Duggie- hopefully Marvins doesn’t see us and by the way want some purplish koolaid
Roses are red,
Violets are blue, There’s always someone, Who’s better than you.
What’s better than Stephen Hawking? Stephen walking
I guess making 9/11 jokes at the airport is better then shouting he’s got a gun at the airport
Donald Trump took the bullet better than Joe Biden took the stairs.
What is better to have autism or down syndrome or ADHD?
What is better, autism or down syndrome
Walking with a friend the in the dark is better than walking alone in the in the light
Stephen Hawking is better than NASA they study black whole that are 8 billion years old while he was down here on earth staring at 14 your olds black holes.😈😈😈
What do Black people and chains have common? both work better with chains on them?
Why is hitler better than Biden? Because hitler gave his people Gas for free
My friend said which is better to have and you have to choose and he said Autism or down syndrome?
What does sex and food have in common My sister makes it better than my cousin
Where can white people cook better than Black people? On Father’s Day
What do asses and secrets have in common?
Both are better when not LEAKED
Why did the skydiver's parachute fail?
Because it realized it had a better chance of survival without them.
What did one saggy boob say to the other? We better start getting some support around here, or people are gonna think we're nuts!
Better Friday the 13th than Monday the 13th.
What is better than winning the gold medal at the Special Olympics? Having arms and legs.
