Reflex jokes
Why is the leaning tower of Pizza leaning?
It has better reflexes than the twin towers.
Why was the tower of Pisa leaning?
They had better reflexes than the trading center.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and the Leaning Tower of Pisa?
The Leaning Tower of Pisa has good reflexes.
Waarom staat de toren van Pisa scheef?
Hij had betere reflexen dan de Twin Towers.
I'm like a broken refrigerator, cool but broken inside.
Look in the mirror. There's a joke for you.
I can hear thunder outside, which I find weird since the lightning is on my arm...
When Chuck Norris breaks a mirror, the mirror gets seven years of bad luck.
Me: Your ugly...
Person: I'm not your mirror...
Me: I never told you to be my mirror :p