Reflex jokes
Why is the leaning tower of Pizza leaning?
It has better reflexes than the twin towers.
Why was the tower of Pisa leaning?
They had better reflexes than the trading center.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and the Leaning Tower of Pisa?
The Leaning Tower of Pisa has good reflexes.
Waarom staat de toren van Pisa scheef?
Hij had betere reflexen dan de Twin Towers.
Look in the mirror. There's a joke for you.
Richard: Mom, someone called me gay.
Richard's mom: Why didn't you slap him across his face?
Richard: No, I couldn't.
Richard's mom: Why?
Richard: Because he was cute.
I can hear thunder outside, which I find weird since the lightning is on my arm...
Surely people would consider putting pedals on wheelchairs so that their arms don't get tired.
When Chuck Norris breaks a mirror, the mirror gets seven years of bad luck.
