Reflex jokes
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and the Leaning Tower of Pisa?
The Leaning Tower of Pisa has good reflexes.
Waarom staat de toren van Pisa scheef?
Hij had betere reflexen dan de Twin Towers.
Why was the tower of Pisa leaning?
They had better reflexes than the trading center.
Yo, forehead reflects projectiles just like the shield in Strike Force Heroes.
A capital E backwards is just it's mirror image.
This one kid I knew had Down syndrome, and he turned a mirror upside down trying to get rid of it.
And there's the referee taking down Ronaldo's number.
Not really the time or the place, but it's good to see that we've kept homophobia out of football.
When was the last time you saw yourself in the mirror?
Why is the leaning tower of Pizza leaning?
It has better reflexes than the twin towers.
