Alright kids! Find a good place to stop! Then, out of the blue, Billy died. But hey, he went to a better place.
A 28 year old woman, Olga, in Meshchovsk, Russia took justice into her own hands when a 32 year old male robber, Viktor, decided to rob her salon. She tied him, feeding him only Viagra, having sex with him over and over. After a few days, she released him after he stated he learned his lesson and wouldn't go to the police. He lied and went to the police anyways. Both were arrested.
After his sentence was over, Viktor sat down to speak to the local news. The reporter asked Viktor, "How was this whole ordeal?" Viktor replied, "I've had better."
Two cunts are better than one, but one cunt is better than none.
What do sex and food have in common?
Grandma makes both better.
Why is Hitler better than Biden?
Because Hitler gave his people gas for free.
I have a better method of abortion than currently used. It's like a regular one, except you can get free food out of it... We're about to give baby-back ribs a whole new meaning.
You guys are better than a triple-scoop ice cream cone... with sprinkles!
What’s better than Stephen Hawking?
Stephen walking.
Bligitty blot, bliggity blit,
You better not be talkin' shit. 🔫
You're so ugly that even the World Trade Center got a better transformation than you.
I guess making 9/11 jokes at the airport is better than shouting "He's got a gun!" at the airport.
What's the difference between a pig and a police officer?
The pig smells better.
You look good now, but you’d look better hanging from my ceiling. ;)
My wife says sex is even better on holiday. I wish she didn’t tell me via email.
My ex-wife still misses me, but her aim is getting better!
Just a joke: When Stephen Hawking fell over and hurt his leg, his dad said, "It'll get better, just walk it off!"
22 ants were playing football in a saucer.
One ant said to another one, “We'll have to play better tomorrow. We're playing in the cup!”
What did one saggy boob say to the other? We better start getting some support around here, or people are gonna think we're nuts!
How did the security guard at the orchid get better at his job? He got an Apple Watch.
Hey you, the person who's scrolling, I know you might have depression and some feel they can't talk to anyone about it, so in the comments please, if you need to talk to others, if you comment about it and say you need to talk to someone, I promise you that I will talk to you. You are not alone, and even though it seems it won't change and get better, it will, I promise.
Please no harsh comments toward each other.
