Sodomising a physically challenged homophobic heterosexual white male, is better than the smallest act of kindness
Bligitty blot, bliggity blit
you better not be talkin' shit 🔫
you're so ugly that even the World Trade Center got a better transformation than you
I have a better method of abortion than currently used. It's like a regular one, except you can get free food out of it...we're about to give baby-back ribs a whole new meaning.
You guys are better than a triple-scoop ice cream cone...with sprinkles.”
You look good now, but you’d look better hanging from my ceiling. ;)
My wife says s*x is even better on holiday. I wish she didn’t tell me via email.
Two cunts are better than one but one cunt is better than none
My Ex wife still misses me, but her aim is getting better! Gravity Falls Suckers
(Just a joke) when Stephen Hawking fell over and hurt his leg, his dad said " It'll get better just walk it off."
22 ants were playing football in a saucer. One ant said to another one, “We'll have to play better tomorrow. We're playing in the cup!”
How did the security guard at the orchid get better at his job? He got an Apple Watch.
What's better than 10 dead babies nailed to a tree?
One dead baby nailed to ten!
Knott and Shott got into a gunfight. Knott was shot and Shott was not. Therefore it was better to be Shott than Knott. But what if the shot Shott shot didn't hit Knott but Shott? Then the shot Shott shot shot Shott.
A guy wins a free ticket to the Super Bowl and so he’s very excited.
However, he’s not so excited when he gets there and realizes his seat’s in the back of the stadium.
So he looks around him for a better seat, and to his surprise he finds an empty seat right next to the field.
He approaches the older guy who’s sitting in the seat next to the empty one and asks if the seat is taken.
The man replies, “No.”
The young guy is very surprised to hear this and asks, “How could someone pass up a seat like this?”
The older guy replies, “It’s my wife’s seat. We’ve been to every Super Bowl together since the day we were married but she’s passed away.”
“Oh, how sad,” the young guy says, taken aback. “I’m sorry to hear that, but couldn’t you find a friend or relative to come with you?”
“No,” the man replies, “They’re all at the funeral.”
Better call NASA and tell them there are only going to be 7 planets after I destroy URANUS.
A guy finds a genie...
He says, "I wish I was better at talking to women."
"Poof!" the genie says, "You're gay!"
How do you know someone has Down syndrome?
they’re doing better than you
what's better? nailing jesus or getting nailed? depends on who's sucking.
Whats the differents between a apple, nad a black man. Apples look better hanging on a tree
