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What do sex and food have in common? Grandma makes both better.
What's the difference between a Pig and a Police officer.
The Pig smells better
Bligitty blot, bliggity blit
you better not be talkin' shit 🔫
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You guys are better than a triple-scoop ice cream cone...with sprinkles.”
My wife says s*x is even better on holiday. I wish she didn’t tell me via email.
You look good now, but you’d look better hanging from my ceiling. ;)
I have a better method of abortion than currently used. It's like a regular one, except you can get free food out of it...we're about to give baby-back ribs a whole new meaning.
I guess making 9/11 jokes at the airport is better then shouting he’s got a gun at the airport
Why is hitler better than Biden? Because hitler gave his people Gas for free
What’s better than Stephen Hawking? Stephen walking
My Ex wife still misses me, but her aim is getting better! Gravity Falls Suckers
(Just a joke) when Stephen Hawking fell over and hurt his leg, his dad said " It'll get better just walk it off."
22 ants were playing football in a saucer. One ant said to another one, “We'll have to play better tomorrow. We're playing in the cup!”
What did one saggy boob say to the other? We better start getting some support around here, or people are gonna think we're nuts!
How did the security guard at the orchid get better at his job? He got an Apple Watch.
hey you the person who ́s scrolling, i know you might have depression and some feel they cant talk to anyone about it, so in the comments please if you need to talk to others if you comment about it and say you need to talk to someone i promise you that i will talk to you, you are not alone and even though it seems it won't change and get better it will i promise. please no harsh comments toward each other.
What's better than 10 dead babies nailed to a tree?
One dead baby nailed to ten!
I remember when I was at a funeral at the age of 6. I was with my grandma and asked, "Grandma, Grandma. Why is that man in a box?" and she says, "He's in a better place now." I look at her confused and ask, "WHAT KIND OF BOX DID HE LIVE IN BEFORE?! HOW IS THIS BOX BETTER THAN THE LAST ONE?! IT'S JUST A BOX!" And to this day I am still not allowed to go to funerals.
